Fried Rice

I'm a chick that thinks like a scientist acts like a guy and dresses like a free spirit.

[huxnothugs]

[lukes-naughty-nephew]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[mahogs]

[cuticleoil]

she needs her pussy ate

[genderflooid-deactivated2018052]

Who?

[cuticleoil]

the girl reading this

[mahogs]

[mahogs]

Silence

[throwbackblr]

[takkytakk]

Requested by @ianlovesmemes 

But then I would have sex with the robot?

I guess it’s not ideal. 

[glyndaliker]

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

[canofmixxednuts]

This is everything

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid

[horseman-bojack]

“You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

[a-bag-of-dicks]

Happy Valentines Day everyone, from my Master and I to you!

We would have done it in one photo but our bed wasn’t big enough

[ramenuzumaki]

{✔} | Artist: 샴코 {twitter} | ※Please do not remove the source※

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

It’s ruined

[readesd-deactivated20180917]

its over, no more get the strap.

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

I feel so bad for any black person that works there.. they always gotta explain shit

[tittysprainkles-deactivated2018]

You can tell he be so fed up with them on the daily

[fleurdelisposts]

Honestly ^. White ppl ruin every damn thing.

[perplexxedd]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[utopianshitposter]

CaN We GeT tHe StRaP AFter LunCh?

[scootsenshi]

Man…

[justmelvin]

[madeimperiallydivine]

[mahogs]

Coconut

[mahogs]

A Beautiful Exchange