Ughhhh

Hi, I'm Jamie and I'm really grumpy. 28 - Libra. Fight me.

[cowboysuggest]

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

[fortethebard]

DM: *Describes any object or character with a bit too much detail.*

Players:

[spaceexploreunit]

my hand slipped

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

[banana-peppers]

Sailor Moon 🌙 by Bri Pippens

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[avielsusej]

Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder

[nuditea]

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

[queeringfeministreality]

amazing.

[shelbytaylor-deactivated2021011]

Still iconic

[inhalers]

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[shakespork]

one giveth and one taketh away

[toastyglow]

#…one yoinketh and one yeeteth away - @5qui99l3

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[harrypotterconfessions]

god i live for this kinda shit

[peppapigvevo]

I just learned that that dumb s thing we all drew in grade school is called a stussy and I dont know if I’m happy or sad that the stussy didn’t overlap with the pussy name meme

[lemonpixycat]

S-SORRY, IT’S CALLED A WHAT!?!??!?

[peppapigvevo]

It’s called a

STUSSY

[lemonpixycat]

H-HOLY SHIT……………

[morticious-delicious]

Its hilarious to me that this is “confirmed”. By whomst? The meme police?

[mrbenibo]

That’s Stussy, Babe!

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

WHY YOU MAD? cuz my stussy POP and yours DON’T?

[moosekleenex]

This is what the McElroys have done to me and my friends.

[nonbinarynedchicane]

Barry: Hey, wanna go out to dinner?

Taako: Wrong twin Barold

Barry: No I’ve got the right twin I just wanna hang out with you more

Taako, choking back tears: Cool

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[mrsmarlasinger]

Dream Obama is OUT. Dream Wendigo is IN.

[theory-0f-everything]

[youfunkybitchyou]

Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

I am fucking SCREECHING

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]