[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

[imagination-lovely]

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

that’s….really sweet… omfg

[s3aparty]

[grimvale-deactivated20151030]

Someday I wish to reach this level of smartassery

[neyruto]

if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student 

[data-structures-deactivated2018]

hello friend

[joel-snow-the-steelguard-de-blog]

Went to the city with some friends and took some awesome pics from the Empire State Building.

[butnotquite]

[sleepy-darling]

#he never said no

[funtomhives]

You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)

For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)

Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

[h4rtyou]

[mailmenareamyth]

EVERYONE AT THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC SAID NOBODY WOULD NOTICE

[haikyaa]

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

[its-jack-the-human-deactivated2]

You can’t install software already on the device

[rollingpaper]

THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN

[dboybaker]

the awakening

[supremedarklordswagula666-deact]

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

[queen-of-the-void-deactivated20]

me too man

[uuuuu----uuuuu-blog]

ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment

[topshotpicks]

[lygrim]

I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher. 

[zheitzer]

[glamslam]

[instantlys]

my blood type is red kool aid

[karenswalker]