Diavolo loves eating until he can't breathe, his favorite dishes are the ones that have a good assortment of everything. Seafood boils, paella, casseroles. Many theorized that he might be a gluttony demon.
There's very few dishes he dislikes but Celestial Realm chicken soup takes the prize. He could swear they tried to poison him because there's no way a bunch of perfect angels butchered such a simple thing.
Barbatos' favorite food doesn't exist anymore. But nowadays he likes cherry popsicles with strawberry pieces. His lips look abnormally red sometimes because of it, don't point it out, he'll gaslight you.
Barb got tricked into trying rat stew by Solomon once. When he found out, he turned Solomon into a rat for three hundred years (It would've been for eternity if rat Solomon didn't figure out how to reverse it.)
Solomon likes milk related things. But is also the kind of person to down a tub of ice cream, coffee with milk and a cheesecake to later state he's lactose intolerant.
Simeon has the habit of sipping on most of the flowers he encounters, he says the nectar tastes different depending the species and location. He could survive on it like a hummingbird.
Big loud hater of having ice in his drinks, the thought of a water cube dissolving in his glass and making his drink too watery makes him gag. He eats them on their own though, in fact he buys trays with designs.
Luke is a big fan of animal shaped deserts but is never brave enough to eat them. After multiple times of them going bad, Simeon, Solomon and Raphael started eating them at night. When Luke asked, they told him that the animals ran away.
Despite this, Simeon won't eat actual flowers, not even petals. Most Devildom desserts come with flowers petals as decoration and in the cream but he's absolutely against trying them.
Unfortunately for everyone at Purgatory Hall, Luke went through his “I hate vegetables” phase almost immediately after going to the Devildom. The only one that managed to make him eat them was Mammon, since he also didn't like them at first. Now Luke has spicy tolerance to heaven and back though.
Lucifer loves the feeling of pop rocks in his mouth, the sparkling sensation sends pleasant shivers down his spine. They hit different after a long day of work.
After living in the Demon's Lord Castle and eating Barbatos’ food, he realized he hated the taste of Devildom garlic. Something about it made him gag, even if Barbatos tried to hide it, Lucifer could tell.
The brothers think that Mammon's tongue was made for the Devildom. He has eaten full jars of + 3 million SHU pickled peppers just for the fun of it.
He isn't a big fan of tea, he'd drink it if offered but won't get it out of his own will. The only one he tolerates is cinnamon since it got a bit of a kick.
If you put a bowl full of cold diced fruits in front of Leviathan, it'll be gone in seconds. His teeth are all pointy like a shark and sometimes hurt so he likes the cold sensation.
Much to his demise, Levi hated the Ruri-chan x Hellice popsicle collaboration. The artificial flavors made him sick, his tongue going numb. He still defended it on social media though.
Satan carries PEZ dispensers everywhere every day, downing at least one and a half per day. His favorite ones are a calico cat and an MC shaped one.
Satan's worst nightmare is biting into something soft and finding a hard piece. It started when he was chained after an anger outburst, Belphie feed him a piece of omelet and a big egg shell was there. He spat it out in the other's face. Needless to say, Belphie never fed him again.
Asmodeus loves to eat pickles and chips with chopsticks while doing his skincare, it went viral on FabSnap and everyone started doing it (he uploaded a vid with Diavolo after).
Unfortunately, Asmo has fallen countless times for those fancy fruit and crystal shaped deserts. Good for the gram but they were a texture nightmare and most tasted like dish soap.
Beelzebub loves himself a good assortment of root vegetables, whether they are cooked, fried, steamed or raw. Hell, give them to him with dirt and all, he'll down them.
To everyone's surprise, Beel isn't too fond of panettone, he says that the pieces of fruit get stuck in his teeth. He's more inclined to eat it if it has some kind of drizzle on top.
Belphegor loves mosaic gelatin, for some reason the random array of colors makes him happy. Sometimes even saying that he's eating one of the brothers depending on the piece color.
Belphie doesn't like it when the food is too oily or too dry or too salty, especially if it leaves a weird feeling in his mouth. It puts him in a bad mood and would definitely spit it while insulting the chef.
**Very much late to the levi birthday party but i couldn't not write something about him, he's three apples tall now.
Leviathan was tense, so much so that his legs were starting to ache. He knew it, he knew this day was too good to be true. He had somehow managed to ruin his own birthday.
It all started when he got out of the bathtub with his right foot, a good sign. Then he didn't have to get ready for RAD, since it was a holiday. He tapped on Henry's habitat, the goldfish swam toward him like a torpedo and began spinning around in random patterns, as if greeting its owner. He swore the fish even formed a heart.
Afterward, Lucifer made breakfast, his older brother knew exactly how he liked his eggs. There were also the small TSL-themed treats that Luke had sent him along with his first present. A compilation of scenes and facts that didn't make it into the final TSL manuscripts, signed by none other than Christopher Peugeot. He cried, obviously.
Then, a gaming session with Belphie, Beel, and Mammon, where he received his second gift. An Azuki-tan beanbag that was only manufactured and sold on an obscure website based on the fourth circle of Hell. He was sure the twins had paid and sent Mammon to gamble for it. Mammon wept uncontrollably as he handed it over, then hugged him for what felt like hours, babbling about how much he'd grown. Beel picked him up and spun him around until he was dizzy, while Belphie just gave him a gentle squeeze and a sleepy smile.
Lunchtime arrived, and he was surprised to see the boxes of Spicy Rainbow Pizza, knowing that Lucifer hated it when they didn't eat "real food." Of course, Satan didn't miss the opportunity to let everyone know he'd bought them. Asmo appeared with his third gift, courtesy of Satan, Solomon, and him. Three boxes full of enchanted manga, series that were never animated, which, when opened, played out the scenes as if it was a real anime. How did they do it? A wizard did.
He spent the entire evening organizing his new collection until dinnertime. The Ruri-chan cake was everything he had dreamed of and more, all the brothers sang happy birthday while encouraging him to make a wish. Tears welled in his eyes as he blew out the candles, though he would never admit it.
After dinner, Lucifer summoned him to his studio. He hadn't expected his fourth gift to be an envelope containing three VIP tickets to a concert by his favorite idol group. Courtesy of Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, and himself. He would never acknowledge the emotion he felt when Lucifer affectionately ruffled his hair, the same way he used to when they were little angels.
Finally, the event he had been eagerly anticipating arrived. Before his birthday, he had made it clear that he didn't want any material gifts from you. All he wanted was for you to spend the night with him. That's why, when he entered his room, a flustered smile spread across his face when he saw you waiting for him in the bathtub.
That was also what got him into this mess. It was insignificant, you probably didn't even notice, but his whole body stiffened the moment you yawned.
Was the movie he chose boring? Were you doing this out of politeness? Did you think he was a boring loser who deserved to die? No, he had to calm down. You weren't that kind of person… right? Great, now he was trembling, his heart was pounding, and his legs were spinning. "Deep breaths, deep breaths" he told himself. Wait, was he hyperventilating? Oh, no, no, no. His mind went blank the moment you slipped your arm across his stomach and snuggled up to him, pressing yourself against him like he was the most comfortable pillow.
"You're nice and warm…" you murmured against his chest. Of course he was warm, he was sweating from panic and anxiety. All he could do was stay still and watch as you took his arm and put it around your shoulders.
The way your body molded to his, your thumb tracing tiny circles on that small patch of skin at his waist where his shirt rode up, your breath brushing against his collarbones, your scent mixing with his, your legs tangling beneath the sheets. He swore he'd die in ten seconds, tops. Of course, then you had to leave one of those little kisses on his shoulder that made him tremble and elicit a pathetic squeal. Your chuckles mixed with the sound of the TV, and his face turned red.
"Levi..." you murmured in that tone you only used with him as you stroked his face, forcing him to look at you. He bit his lip, his eyes nervous and shy, as if he'd been caught doing something wrong.
"Happy birthday, you silly demon." He would have protested over the nickname if you hadn't kissed him. He folded without any pressure, closing his eyes as his hands gripped your shirt, unwilling to let you go. Your kisses always drove him wild, pulling shy moans of pleasure and soft whimpers when you dared to move away.
“I love you.” You whispered while running your fingers through his hair. Those three words said with such conviction that even his deepest insecurities couldn’t overshadow made him smile softly, leaning to nuzzle his nose against yours. He didn’t have to overthink everything with you. This was the best birthday ever.
His family, you and every one of his favorite characters. It was everything someone like him could ask for, he thought.
A small set of headcanons of the brothers when they were angels.
Disclaimer: Probably inaccurate angel ranks/biblically accurate forms.
Lucifer took care of the Celestial Realm gardens when he had the time. The pollen used to get all over his wings and robes, making him look like a giant white bee or a moth. Everyone found it funny and adorable.
Young Lucifer once went to the human world and saw a white peacock, he got so enamored by it that he almost convinced Father to bring it back. That day he got a lecture on invasive species by Michael.
Mammon had a bevy of doves that used to follow him everywhere and bring him fruits or branches. He's convinced they fell alongside him since one of the crows responded to an old name.
Mammon resembled Michael a lot, the only difference being their hair. Michael tried to get him to let it grow but Mammon refused and cut it himself.
Leviathan hated official Navy appearances with all his heart, specially when he had to shift into his Power form. The pure light armor always left him bruised and he was awful at giving speeches.
All angels have to pass a test to be taught by the Seraphim. Levi absolutely obliterated it, to the point that no angel has come closer to beat him even now that he's a demon. He still rides that high.
Asmodeus used to groom everyone's wings, specially the little angels. His favorites were Beel and Lilith since their feathers were fluffy and soft. He only trusted Lucifer to groom his.
Asmo introduced the concept of humanlike parties into the Celestial Realm, nothing like the sacred reunions. Although they weren't prohibited, for every party, the participants had to pray twice both morning and night.
Beelzebub founded various youth clubs destined to different sports. Some even managed to make it into inter-realm tournaments. Lucifer and the other brothers took turns to make lunch for the little angels after matches.
Beel was proficient in pretty much all and every weapon made by angels or mankind. Except for spears, and he only push them aside because of Raphael's critiques when he was young.
Belphegor had always been a sleepy one. They always found him passed out at the weirdest places. Once he even crawled onto one of Mammon's rings when he was in his Throne form.
Belphie wrote around 35 scrolls on Celestial Realm astronomy, breaking the belief that the sun the only star. It was heavily criticized by the oldest angels until Father himself gave his seal of approval.
Extra Satan if he was an angel
Founding member of the Celestial Realm book club as a little angel. Pretty much an "Erm, actually" kid, if you got a fact wrong, he would call you out in the meanest way possible.
Absolute menace when he got his wings. From tickling people's ears with leaves and flying away to dropping buckets of sacred water on the Seraphim (especially Lucifer).
