Little Old Me A Hero? Surely you jestin'

27. He/him I'm living in Florida with the rest of the lizard people. Please feel free to ask me questions or send me random stuff. No Chumps.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[rocketbirdie]

season 0 episode 5

[rocketbirdie]

[stellardafodyll]

I PAID FOR THIS DESTINY...

… WITH MY WORLD

[fabcrabart]

catch an all new episode of Regent Lord of the Hill fridays on Fox!

[stellatedkittyhedron]

whats it gonna be? huh? huh?

[nim-lock]

a shrimposter

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[sexhaver]

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

[shwarmadillo]

oh how the turns have tables

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The behind the scenes makes it clear that both the cast and the crew knew this was very illegal and did it anyway

[puppycatbus]

Sam did very much get Jacob back with the whole blood type thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What's a little crime between friends

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[dailysnoopy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[yellbug]

modesty