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Jonathan

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[bucolic-princess]

women, do you like anal beads

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

yeahhh sorrryyy if ur not a chick dont answer this or talk to me 😙

[bucolic-princess]

VOTE NOW

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[footlongdingledong]

downloaded this video to torment my friends with on discord but I guess the signal was shitty or something because the audio might’ve gotten a tiny bit corrupted

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[flanbolt]

[flanbolt]

[flanbolt]

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[creature-unlimited]

a pleasant evening to all girls getting a little sloppy on a monday night

[deepinourengines]

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

[64mpg]

if i knew everything matter of factly forever then i wouldn’t be scared anymore. because then i would know

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[guelwaar]

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing