previously

I like men how Hitler liked the Jews

[mainlyzyair]

"can we reschedule?" YES PLEASE OH GOD YES WOOHOO

[mcrmica]

oh to kiss a girl in the pit during mama at a my chemical romance concert

[mainlyzyair]

screaming, crying, throwing up

[memewhore]

[mainlyzyair]

she really said "do you like it, mother?"

[mainlyzyair]

behold, my new obsession.

[mainlyzyair]

This actually looks sick, idk what they're complaining about.

[mainlyzyair]

[everythingfox]

“Wanted to surprise but got surprised”

(via)

[mainlyzyair]

this is the cutest thing the world can offer

[mainlyzyair]

[mainlyzyair]

[mainlyzyair]

this is why i'm failing school

[mainlyzyair]

I still remember the time my little sister got to go to America for a school thing and out of all the things she could've gotten as a souvenir, she got glue. FUCKING ELMER'S SCHOOL GLUE.

[mainlyzyair]

STOP CALLING ME GAY BECAUSE I LIKE THE OWL HOUSE

I mean, I am gay but nOT BECAUSE OF THE OWL HOUSE

[anxietyproblem]

[mainlyzyair]

this hurts because its true

[mainlyzyair]

[mainlyzyair]

"I like cats too"

Literally the hottest thing somebody can say HANDS DOWN

[mainlyzyair]

i wanna divorce my family

[mainlyzyair]

can't feel my life spiraling out of control when I'm going 98mph on mY RAZOR SCOOTER