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[bohdank]

Look what I found in my photos! Don’t know who made this gem, but it’s legendary!

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[birdandmoon]

The entomological theory of Santa.

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Image description: A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says “Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?” and the other says, “Yes: A ANTS.” In panel 2, the first person says “Wait, no, that’s-” The second says, “How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!” In panel 3, we’re down in an ant nest. “Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies.” There’s a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, “The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers.” The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, “Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew.” The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says “Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can’t interfe-” “Stop.” “But I haven’t told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!”

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[mememan-the-memehero]

He has his face on his sweater. Who does that?

[archiemcphee]

3D Crow Air Freshener

While some misguided people see the crow as a bad omen, we know they are truly a perfect metaphor for survival! These underrated birds are not only one of the smartest creatures on the planet, but they are also so adaptable they live almost everywhere. This air freshener comes in two pieces that can be assembled into a crow that smells like blackberries!

[jaubaius]

This is the kind of a friend we all need!🦜🔊 🚲

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