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✩₊˚. she/her - 120 𖤓 ˚

[sad--beep]

[crimsann]

Who up fearing they hungerrrr

i need the pathetic gordon ramsay to finally be playable pls pls pls with a cherry on top,,,,,

also unedited version (just mspaint) down below

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hes such a wet dog i love him

[everybodyloveshippos]

In Lolthing Memory

[majere]

it's not cringe if you have an enlightened soul

[majere]

My pinterest board suggestions

[majere]

[majere]

Dr. Pepper himself

[majere]

[majere]

Mock children's book cover because Pocketcat is a storybook monster. :)

[majere]

Enki and his two opium-smorking ghoulfriends (link to my deviantart)

I forgot his gloves but maybe he takes them off to touch his ghouls. Because he loves them very much.

[majere]

Lembas bread is elf matzah and the Flight of the Noldor was elf Exodus in the elf Torah (the Silmarillion)

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Creature Idea

The drider is a mutated elf from a fantasy world, transformed to have the lower body of a monstrous spider. They tend to gather in small, competitive packs to share their hunts and retain a sense of community.

The metalmark moth is an insect from the real world, which mimics a jumping spider by having leg-like patterns on its wings. By appearing as a predator, it avoids being eaten by other insects or arachnids.

Idea: There is a species in the Underdark that has the torso of a drow and the lower body of a metalmark moth. This is almost unknown to scholars, but we’ll call it the Mortalmark because that sounds kind of cool. Mortalmarks are not cursed or mutated elves, they evolved from a species of giant moths that grew humanoid limbs and became intelligent after centuries of living near the drow.

These creatures are rare, because they live their lives as mimics. They might see a dozen driders in a year (apart from their group) and one in twenty is another mortalmark. With their special wing markings, patterned to fool darkvision, they can maintain their disguise more easily in the winding caves and tend to avoid larger settlements.

When encountered alone, a mortalmark will usually try to negotiate. They feed on ambient magic and small amounts of life energy, so usually they are not aggressive. However, if they are part of a drider pack they will fight fiercely to maintain their position, and some adventurers have been surprised by a mortalmark doing an impossible flying leap at them or lashing out to drain their strength with a proboscis.

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Mortalmark (creature 6) Large beast, mortalmark

Perception +13

Skills Acrobatics +14 , Athletics +11 , Deception +14 (+10 to Impersonate a drider), Occultism +12 , Stealth +16 , Survival +13

Str +3, Dex +4, Con +2, Int +3, Wis +3, Cha +4

Flying Leap [[R]]

When the mortalmark sees another creature Stride closer to it, as a reaction it may Leap 15 feet in any direction.

AC 25; Fort +12, Ref +14, Will +15

HP 90 ; Resistances poison 5; Weaknesses cold 5

Speed 30 feet, climb 20 feet, fly 30 feet

Melee [[A]] lance +15 (deadly 1d8, jousting 1d6, reach), Damage 1d8+9

Melee [[A]] proboscis +15, Damage 1d4+9 piercing plus weakening wound

Innate Occult Spells DC 21; 4th Hallucinatory Terrain; 3rd Hypnotic Pattern, Moth’s Supper; 2nd Blur, Darkness (at will); 1st Ventriloquism (at will); Cantrips (3rd) Daze, Dancing Lights Constant Undetectable Alignment

Weakening Wound (poison)

When a creature takes damage from a mortalmark's Proboscis attack, they must make a Fortitude saving throw (DC 22). On a failure, they become enfeebled 1 and on a critical failure they become enfeebled 2. This lasts 24 hours or until they regain hit points from the Treat Wounds ability. Enfeebled creatures do not need to save again, but they take an additional 2d8 damage from the attack.

[luthierscurse]

Drow Cuisine - Black Sporebread.

[majere]

Fevered hallucination

[majere]

Triple Auca (that's "baka" in elvish)

[majere]

"Horde of goblins? Of course I horde of goblins. There's a band of 'em right over there."

[jame7t]

Sire, the elf has been fucked to pieces

[cryptotheism]

Guards! Another elf.