Nyahallo~ @maji-alter - Tumblr Blog

sharkgirldick

Still can't believe I'm a C cup. I still hope they get bigger, but damn. Still wild even after 4 years.

sharkgirldick

Anyway. Come check them out.

sillywolfsoup

For @stokerbramwell !! FENNEC FOX CUTIE 🍑

biteriskgirl

spiking my sister's drink with sleeping pills and telling her it's cyanide after she drinks it. holding her while she struggles to stay awake, fully convinced that she's dying. it's ok honey, i know how hard it's been lately, i didn't want you to suffer anymore. just hold on to your big sis while you drift away and everything will be ok. i'll miss you, darling.

biteriskgirl

everyone saying "can you use real cyanide for me please": of course darling, just for you. winks at the camera

everyone saying "that's not how cyanide works" is getting shoved in a locker

retroactivebakeries

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

retroactivebakeries

twistedpictures

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday