izzy stupid? @doggirldick - Tumblr Blog

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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

misophonie

he was just very real about it

#it's true but he shouldn't say it

necromancelena

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

thirstywolfgirl

The thing with kissing a dragon is that her tongue is 100% going down your throat

stjohnstarling

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

#they're misogynistic tumblr users they're like ants

importantpics

stratfender

just being myshellf! #turtle

rpfisfine

maidthings

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

#izzy in 2024

iavenjqasdf

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

mewvore

At that stage of my life where I just accept princess daisy has a penis. I look at art of her and think "thats good but they forgot her bulge" as if Nintendo made her hung like a donkey at some point and it became fact on the mario wiki you could look up. A supper mario broth post thats like "Nintendo omitted her dick outline in the biker suit in mario kart wii but the files show unused models for both flaccid and erect"

mewvore

She and Rosalina both have one and they talk about toys whenever theyre done with mario party

ivytherium

Comfortable hole, bye

#me in the comfortable hole if i am being honest

actually, i think if you ship jax with anyone it'd be toxic but it's because of how jax would treat them

thus i think the most toxic ship in tadc would be whatever jax x zooble is called cause they would just torment each other. can that be yuri though? one girl and one zooble?

jax and pomni are toxic yuri to me

#well jax would be the toxic one but pomni just has like a hazmat suit