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it’s like i really want to be able to recommend trying dq10 online with the fan translation tool but there are a lot of little things that don’t translate great and might be incomprehensible if you don’t know dragon quest in an autistic way like i do.
even my knowledge is limited bc i mostly care about the main series and have only played a few spin-offs
uh oh dragon quest shitposting funny screenshots broke containment time for the context infodump
in dragon quest 9, 10, and 11 the games have in-game achievements always called "accolades" and they're specifically formatted as a title that could be given to the player e.g. say you slay a dragon you might get an accolade and it'll be like "dragon slayer."
in dq9 and dq10, since they're both multiplayer games, they have profiles you can set up with information displayed to other players including a title you can set for yourself. any accolade you've earned can be set as your title in both games. dq9 also has the option to set your title as a role/occupation from a list.
dq10 being an mmo means your title is going to be shown to lots of people and so there are a lot of option. of course you can still set an accolade but the other option has 2 very long lists as you pick a first half and a second half, TWO roles/occupations/general descriptors that you combine to make a title (you can set the first one as blank if you just want one word). earned grant you a bunch more terms to these lists in addition to letting you use that accolade as your title.
problem is, dq10 has never been localised (sorta. the offline version got chinese and korean localisations. the online version once had a chinese localisation that was discontinued). the fan translation has attempted to translate all the terms in these lists but it's a little jank cause the way it works is intended for japanese.
so i chose the first term セクシー (sekushii) as the word "sexy" adapted into katakana and the second term 竜 (ryū) as the kanji meaning dragon. so my title is now セクシー竜 or the fan translation translates those as "Sexy" and "Dragon" but we use these things called spaces while japnese usually does not so it ends up being rendered as "SexyDragon" which is good enough.
i also posted a screenshot of me changing it to SexyBrat and one of the pages of 2nd halves of a title which is why there's a list of things including "In your 30s" which idk what that is in japanese but i'm sure "SexyIn your 30s" makes more sense as the japanese terms shoved together. or maybe it's nonsense and just as funny
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porte 👉👈
BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW
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PORTE ITADAKIMASU 🍴
no you're right
porte eat
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porte 👉👈
BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW
✌️ porte ✌️
porte eat
porte ice cream
porte 👉👈
BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW
porte eat
porte ice cream
porte 👉👈
porte eat
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i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
damn girl nice chitinous exoskeleton (<- CLEARLY JEALOUS)
my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth
you people are turning me into pjackk. can I have a win for the first time in my entire life