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porte is our friend

doggirldick

porte eat

doggirldick

porte ice cream

doggirldick

porte 👉👈

doggirldick

BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW

✌️ porte ✌️

PORTE ITADAKIMASU 🍴

no you're right

porte eat

porte ice cream

porte 👉👈

BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW

✌️ porte ✌️

porte eat

porte ice cream

porte 👉👈

BEATING PORTE TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW

porte eat

porte ice cream

porte 👉👈

porte eat

porte ice cream

porte eat

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

winonaparadise

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

transhumanisticpanspermia

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

winonaparadise

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

#girl i got a downward curve hitting the curved neopussy from behind it'll click into place

kidzbopdeathgrips

damn girl nice chitinous exoskeleton (<- CLEARLY JEALOUS)

slunch

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

slunch

you people are turning me into pjackk. can I have a win for the first time in my entire life