Let Chaos Reign

Swedish, 40 years old. Currently a Critter. Header courtesy of falling-forever-in-a-hole.

[majohe85]

Warning. If you are new here and follow me and have a blank blog, I will block you because I will think you are a bot.

I am mainly a Critical Role blog, my tagging system is as follows; with new episodes I'll tag with "critical role", "critical role spoilers", and whatever episode number, so "cXeXX", up until the VOD drops on YouTube the following Monday, then I'll drop the "critical role spoilers" tag.

Critical Role posts will be tagged with: "vox machina," "the mighty nein," "bells hells", and "campaign 4" until further notice, depending on the campaign.

The Legend of Vox Machina will be tagged with "the legend of vox machina", "the legend of vox machina spoilers", "tlovm" and tlovm spoilers".

The Mighty Nein will be tagged with "the mighty nein animated" "the mighty nein animed spoilers", "tmna" "tmna spoilers".

[theoldbone]

Great eared nightjar

[navoika]

this is a dragon

[after-the-raven-deactivated2022]

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

[rhube]

Those ARE great ears.

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[kittydealer]

u/Justwatching_18

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[isa-ghost]

[teatimewithgiles]

Rest in Peace, Tony.

I'll always remember your smile.

Anthony Head (1954-2026)

[blightowl]

Snake Oil seller doesn't get why folks at the market aren't taking her seriously :(

[blightowl]

Snake oil seller gets a big crowd of folks (including one dragon) at the market and sells out her entire stock!

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

I love happy endings qwq

[dagenssvenska]

Firar du nationaldagen? 🇸🇪

Ja

Nej

Nyans

Voting ended onJun 13

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in december I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in february I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in march I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in april I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in may I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in june I’m getting my shit together

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[textpostscymraeg]

Pawb STOPIWCH fod mewn argyfwng, mae'n amser te rŵan

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Rhowch saib ar bob ofn a thrychineb er mwyn cael paned a bisgedi am y 15-30 munud nesaf

Mae hwn yn swyn dewin

[luceirosdegolados]

Rapazada PARADE de ter unha crise, agora é a hora do té.

☕☕☕🫖🫖🍵🍵🍪

Toda catástrofe e anguria queda en pausa pra nós tomar unhas taciñas e unhas bolechas os próximos 15-30 minutos.

Isto é un feitizo.

[simuran]

Всем ВЫЙТИ из кризиса, настало время чая

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Поставьте всю жуть и катастрофы на паузу, чтобы выпить чашечку и поесть печенья в следующие 15-30 минут

Это волшебное заклятье

[alltingfinns]

Alla STOPPA havandet av kris, det är nu tedags

☕☕☕🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pausa all fruktan oc katastrof för att ta en kopp och några kakor för de närmaste 15-30 minuterna

Detta är en trollkarls trollformel

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[majohe85]

Happy birthday twins!

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[creekfiend]

[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]

[dogposts]

This is Pope. He’s only five months old, still a pupper in training.