catch-22 ☔︎

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions | Major to the 4th

[book-equinox]

"He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt."

-Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

[major-major]

i’m rewatching catch-22 and honestly i’m hyped

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The mortifying ordeal of knowing ME

[major-major]

Yossarian just needs Somebody To Love™️

[major-major]

Actually Yossarian needs the U.S. government to screw off so nvm about that

[cctinsleybaxter]

I love that Dunbar just canonically goes to the mess hall and the officer’s club with Yossarian no matter what time of day it is or what his own schedule’s supposed to be. Milo probably hates it.

[cctinsleybaxter]

[cctinsleybaxter]

[major-major]

Yossarian just needs Somebody To Love™️

[cctinsleybaxter]

I love that Dunbar just canonically goes to the mess hall and the officer’s club with Yossarian no matter what time of day it is or what his own schedule’s supposed to be. Milo probably hates it.

[cctinsleybaxter]

[cctinsleybaxter]

[major-major]

Yossarian just needs Somebody To Love™️

[rackhamsbonny]

[justasmisunderstoodasloki]

Me after watching catch-22

It’s a shame and pity that he died so soon :’(

[ultraballantine-deactivated2022]

Catch-22: Airmen of the 256th Squadron

[tofu-rebecca]

Yossarian standing before a white board that says “murder”: There is only one thing worse than a murder.

Yossarian: *tears off a paper to reveal the phrase “Kid Sampson’s”*

Yossarian: Boom.

McWatt: *gasp* Kid Sampson!

Yossarian: Nooo.

[catch-22-incorrect-quotes]

Doc: McWatt, do you want to talk about your feelings?

McWatt: No.

Yossarian: I do.

Doc: I know.

Yossarian: I’m sad.

Doc: I know.

[franz-katka]

Mrs. Daneeka: This year, I lost my dear husband, Mr. Daneeka…

Doc Daneeka: (somehow yelling all the way from Pianosa) QUIT TELLING EVERYONE THAT I’M DEAD!

Mrs. Daneeka: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…

[door-into-summer]

Catch-22 Inspired Bomber Jacket

This took me all week but I’m super happy with how it turned out! I had to come up with a project for my English class based on a book, so I decided to make this. I just happened to have the perfect fabric lying around from a skyrim cosplay I never made. Everything is hand painted, except for the little red guys on the sleeve, which were stenciled on.

[liljennyx3]

Tom Holland: *cries and experiences pain in almost all his movies (especially in his Marvel movies)*

Everyone: *cries and gets super emotional*

Harrison Osterfield: HOLD MY BEER

[major-major]

Yo-Yo: I don’t wanna die

Doc Daneeka: Well now you gotta

Yo-Yo: That’s some catch, that catch-22