Majora

Classified little fucking shit at birth! I tried to kill a town with a moon. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!! Anyways She/Her and a fucking Lesbian. *whispering* deal with ittttttt

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Ooc: Majora is made to come off as rude, condescending, etc. If you interact, you may get a responce that is, well, a little shitty. 'Bitch' isn't an insult for them, its what she calls her friends. 'Sweetie' means you should run. She won't be downright rude and disrespectful unless that's how you are towards me/her.

In short: She means no harm, but her way of speaking will be considered rude.

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Anyways bitches,

Y'all can speak all y'all want. I'll be louder no worries UwU so come at ke with whatcha got!

NO SMEXY ALLOWED!!! Unless its a picture of Cia. Go wild with that (not to wild- pls Im a minor ;w;)

Go haywire. Speak to me. I don't mind non roleplayers interactions as well. Go on. Do it now.

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Tags:

#Majora shouts ...what im bitching about today-

#double jora THAT'S RIGHT, THERES TWO OF US!!!

#dude with sunglasses anon

#lore #majora lorw lore about Majora

[cronks-art]

I had this idea.. what if Majora was originally a Zonai?

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Y'all im sorry if I havent been responding to any rp's, school banned phones and bc I deleted tumblr a while back for my mental health I keep forgetting if even exists 😭

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Your other you is attacking me with bombchus 7.7

SHOW ME THE FOOL THAT MESSES WITH YOU AND MOCKINGLY DRESSES AS I

[massk]

It was menice majora :(

[majora-the-lil-shit]

@menicemajora

I HEAR YOU ARE MESSING WITH MY CHILD AND COMMITTING IDENTITY THEFT

[menicemajora]

You think you're the ONLY Majora? You haven't established multi-dimensional travel? Woe upon you. Woe.

Also we're just playing :}

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Ah shit right the megaverse fuck

Anyways

YOU ATTACK MY CHILD WITH BOMBCHUS?

[menicemajora]

:D! It's a fun game! Wouldn't you like to play with bombchu!? :D There hasn't been any murder yet uwu

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Oh sure Ill play bombchu with you

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Idk about you but I fucking love fire

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Your other you is attacking me with bombchus 7.7

SHOW ME THE FOOL THAT MESSES WITH YOU AND MOCKINGLY DRESSES AS I

[massk]

It was menice majora :(

[majora-the-lil-shit]

@menicemajora

I HEAR YOU ARE MESSING WITH MY CHILD AND COMMITTING IDENTITY THEFT

[menicemajora]

You think you're the ONLY Majora? You haven't established multi-dimensional travel? Woe upon you. Woe.

Also we're just playing :}

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Ah shit right the megaverse fuck

Anyways

YOU ATTACK MY CHILD WITH BOMBCHUS?

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora want a present? Totally not suspicious at all Ok byeee!!!

*You Look inside the ball realizing their is a ball of paper mache? That's currently ticking down to one Mask is long gone And there is glitter everywhere and a note that reads "You just got sparked < 3"

I HAVE THE ANGER

*chucks paper bomb away and runs to glitter shop*

[massk]

Teehee >:3

*The Child giggles throwing another at majora

[majora-the-lil-shit]

*majora proceeds ro eat the bomb.*

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Your other you is attacking me with bombchus 7.7

SHOW ME THE FOOL THAT MESSES WITH YOU AND MOCKINGLY DRESSES AS I

[massk]

It was menice majora :(

[majora-the-lil-shit]

@menicemajora

I HEAR YOU ARE MESSING WITH MY CHILD AND COMMITTING IDENTITY THEFT

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora want a present? Totally not suspicious at all Ok byeee!!!

*You Look inside the ball realizing their is a ball of paper mache? That's currently ticking down to one Mask is long gone And there is glitter everywhere and a note that reads "You just got sparked < 3"

I HAVE THE ANGER

*chucks paper bomb away and runs to glitter shop*

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Your other you is attacking me with bombchus 7.7

SHOW ME THE FOOL THAT MESSES WITH YOU AND MOCKINGLY DRESSES AS I

[majora-the-lil-shit]

C'mon majora what did I ever do I thought we were pals dearie ^_^ - @making-smiles-come-true

You literally turned me into a mask bruh

[making-smiles-come-true]

That was the past and you were wreaking havoc on everything silly I see you have turned over a new leaf and arnt terroizing the locals so you don't have to worry about that dearie ^_^ plus I sell masks now I know youngins such as yourself adore these arstic yet twisted objects why that small friend of yours clad in green adores them

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I, thee Majora, haven't been wreaking HAVOC amongst enough folks? Clearly I must do more. Time to throw on the creepiest get up I have and blow up your sh-

If @massk allows it, of course

[making-smiles-come-true]

Majora Please Lets be Mature now Dearie

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Im literally on 17,364 years old what form of maturity do YOU WANT FROM ME

[making-smiles-come-true]

I WANT! For you To be More Mature and stop trying to end the world! Frankly if the world ended then what chaos could you youngins do whatever you youngins do Dearie. Why How do you Expect me To lend out masks and Spread more Smiles around Dearie, I need a Job after all looking this nice isnt Cheap after all

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Thee'eth doesn't'eth care'eth about'eth thou'eth mask'eth

But ig I can stop destorying the world

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora : D should I reset everything again and we can bring down the moon together: D cus it must be fun if you did it

My broski

My skibbi bro

Yes

[massk]

YIPPEE's loudly jumping up and down excitedly

*Plays the song of time backwards*

Now what? :3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I think I need to harness my magick

*oogly booglys the moon*

[massk]

Yippee! Now ...um What next? Dance party? You always danced in that taunting way :3

[malon-lon]

I love dancing! Make sure you don't break any pots!

[massk]

Butbutbutbut pot breaking is the Best Part!!! D:

[malon-lon]

(Don't tell anyone, but if you really want to break pots I know a guy in clock town. Pots up the wazoo, just asking to be broken. Just past the main gate and to the left, tell him Malon sent you.)

[massk]

(:0 thank you Ms. Malon :3) your the best!

[majora-the-lil-shit]

(Dont worry Malon I promise we won't tell a soul) WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING LEFT OF THE CASTLE TOWN GATES TO BREAK POTS.

[massk]

Yes No more pot breaking I am now a child of light >:3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

If you're a chils of light wheres ur wings

Want me to make you one?

[majora-the-lil-shit]

C'mon majora what did I ever do I thought we were pals dearie ^_^ - @making-smiles-come-true

You literally turned me into a mask bruh

[making-smiles-come-true]

That was the past and you were wreaking havoc on everything silly I see you have turned over a new leaf and arnt terroizing the locals so you don't have to worry about that dearie ^_^ plus I sell masks now I know youngins such as yourself adore these arstic yet twisted objects why that small friend of yours clad in green adores them

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I, thee Majora, haven't been wreaking HAVOC amongst enough folks? Clearly I must do more. Time to throw on the creepiest get up I have and blow up your sh-

If @massk allows it, of course

[making-smiles-come-true]

Majora Please Lets be Mature now Dearie

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Im literally on 17,364 years old what form of maturity do YOU WANT FROM ME

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora : D should I reset everything again and we can bring down the moon together: D cus it must be fun if you did it

My broski

My skibbi bro

Yes

[massk]

YIPPEE's loudly jumping up and down excitedly

*Plays the song of time backwards*

Now what? :3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I think I need to harness my magick

*oogly booglys the moon*

[massk]

Yippee! Now ...um What next? Dance party? You always danced in that taunting way :3

[malon-lon]

I love dancing! Make sure you don't break any pots!

[massk]

Butbutbutbut pot breaking is the Best Part!!! D:

[malon-lon]

(Don't tell anyone, but if you really want to break pots I know a guy in clock town. Pots up the wazoo, just asking to be broken. Just past the main gate and to the left, tell him Malon sent you.)

[massk]

(:0 thank you Ms. Malon :3) your the best!

[majora-the-lil-shit]

(Dont worry Malon I promise we won't tell a soul) WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING LEFT OF THE CASTLE TOWN GATES TO BREAK POTS.

[majora-the-lil-shit]

C'mon majora what did I ever do I thought we were pals dearie ^_^ - @making-smiles-come-true

You literally turned me into a mask bruh

[making-smiles-come-true]

That was the past and you were wreaking havoc on everything silly I see you have turned over a new leaf and arnt terroizing the locals so you don't have to worry about that dearie ^_^ plus I sell masks now I know youngins such as yourself adore these arstic yet twisted objects why that small friend of yours clad in green adores them

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I, thee Majora, haven't been wreaking HAVOC amongst enough folks? Clearly I must do more. Time to throw on the creepiest get up I have and blow up your sh-

If @massk allows it, of course

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora : D should I reset everything again and we can bring down the moon together: D cus it must be fun if you did it

My broski

My skibbi bro

Yes

[massk]

YIPPEE's loudly jumping up and down excitedly

*Plays the song of time backwards*

Now what? :3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I think I need to harness my magick

*oogly booglys the moon*

[massk]

Yippee! Now ...um What next? Dance party? You always danced in that taunting way :3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Yes, we donce. Donce anyway you want.

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Heyyy Majora : D should I reset everything again and we can bring down the moon together: D cus it must be fun if you did it

My broski

My skibbi bro

Yes

[massk]

YIPPEE's loudly jumping up and down excitedly

*Plays the song of time backwards*

Now what? :3

[majora-the-lil-shit]

I think I need to harness my magick

*oogly booglys the moon*