★Major Raikov★

[colonel-volgin-ask]

Would you like me to buy you some new books, Major? its the least I can do anyway.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, goodie! How did you know I was going to ask? Well, this time I want some stuff a little more on the philosophical side, some romance novels, a few magazines and this week’s newspaper. Mwah, thank you♥

[colonel-volgin-ask]

I just know you too well that’s how. Alright I’ll get you these but I want something in return and you know what that is, Major.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh don't worry I haven't forgotten, although it's really like you're doing me two favours. What would you do if I refused though? I'd love to see you beg again~

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

No, just what I’ve observed from Ocelot and his unit.

You’ll need to start meowing.

[majoraikov-blog]

I’m fairly sure that if there’s any more meowing in this place, people will go mad. Mad scientists aren’t very productive.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

Are you sure? They might be more productive than the ones who piss themselves when you walk in.

[majoraikov-blog]

Well I certainly can’t help being such an imposing figure! Besides is that not the same as when you walk in and they drop all their work to go ogle your breasts and kiss your ass?

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

Hah, yeah, they just run over to stare at my Soviet military costume and talk to me. Oh wait, no, they don’t! They can’t see shit and they’re too afraid of your man-child boyfriend to look. They only like me because I don’t make a hobby of punching them for shits and giggles.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, that is a shame isn't it? I was under the impression that you whored yourself to everyone all the time! People whisper about these things you know, your reputation is no worse than mine. I'll also have you know that it is not just for shits and giggles.

[majoraikov-blog]

clonemilfonabike replied to your post: Ugh, I feel like I could build the Shagohod myself…

Go wild. Seriously. Go into the jungle and become a feral human.

I assume you’re speaking from experience here then.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

No, just what I’ve observed from Ocelot and his unit.

You’ll need to start meowing.

[majoraikov-blog]

I’m fairly sure that if there’s any more meowing in this place, people will go mad. Mad scientists aren’t very productive.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

Are you sure? They might be more productive than the ones who piss themselves when you walk in.

[majoraikov-blog]

Well I certainly can't help being such an imposing figure! Besides is that not the same as when you walk in and they drop all their work to go ogle your breasts and kiss your ass?

[majoraikov-blog]

clonemilfonabike replied to your post: Ugh, I feel like I could build the Shagohod myself…

Go wild. Seriously. Go into the jungle and become a feral human.

I assume you’re speaking from experience here then.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

No, just what I’ve observed from Ocelot and his unit.

You’ll need to start meowing.

[majoraikov-blog]

I'm fairly sure that if there's any more meowing in this place, people will go mad. Mad scientists aren't very productive.

[majoraikov-blog]

Ugh, I feel like I could build the Shagohod myself after reading all those science-y books. We need some new stuff in the library ASAP. I’ve already read some of ‘em multiple times and what else am I supposed to do when I get bored of patrolling? Besides trying to do stunts on the railings of course.

[colonel-volgin-ask]

Would you like me to buy you some new books, Major? its the least I can do anyway.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, goodie! How did you know I was going to ask? Well, this time I want some stuff a little more on the philosophical side, some romance novels, a few magazines and this week's newspaper. Mwah, thank you♥

[majoraikov-blog]

clonemilfonabike replied to your post: Ugh, I feel like I could build the Shagohod myself...

Go wild. Seriously. Go into the jungle and become a feral human.

I assume you're speaking from experience here then.

[majoraikov-blog]

Ugh, I feel like I could build the Shagohod myself after reading all those science-y books. We need some new stuff in the library ASAP. I've already read some of 'em multiple times and what else am I supposed to do when I get bored of patrolling? Besides trying to do stunts on the railings of course.

[majoraikov-blog]

Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov, why do you think it's proper to insult children and other adults? Do you not think anyone, especially me of all people would allow you to continue this act? If you don't straighten up your act, I may have to do something a bit...harsh to put you back in your place, do you understand, "Major"?

W-well I have a job to do after all! This is just an effective way of doing things! Besides, it’s fine with the Colonel and he’s in charge here, n-not you! He won’t be happy if anything happens to me!

…Urk, b-but I can try… to tone it down a little… maybe. I’m very sorry please don’t hurt me.

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

As ashamed as I am, yes Adamska is my “pride and joy” or in this case my “shame and misery”. Well then maybe you could convince him, I’ve convinced him in the past and I’m not the best liar so maybe you could since you two are so “close”. She’s the best I can find and think of, so it will have to do if you want to keep your tongue.

[majoraikov-blog]

That’s…quite the shock actually. I don’t think he’s that…bad though, f-for all my opinion is worth… To be honest, I think I’d fear for the child. Also do you know how much we’d be frowned upon!? Maybe it’s different in America but you certainly can’t be with other men over here! A-ah… pardon for speaking freely. Nnhgh, i-if I absolutely must…

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

Well why don’t you two cut off your past and come to America? It isn’t terrible over here in the states, they are fairly lenient in some states with homosexuality and could allow you to adopt children. I give you permission to speak your mind, but no back-sass, understand? Just try it she may be willing to teach you how to be respectful and she might put everything behind her and you can have a supporter. Supporters in America go a long way for homosexuals.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because the Colonel is very well known and feared over there, apparently I've also made a name for myself too. Not to mention the fact that we both don't like kids. In short, It's never happening. Why would I leave my country behind anyway? I'm not some traitor like you, I love the Motherland! Tch, she's not respectful at all.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

Honey, you wouldn’t even know how to begin to eat me.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, trust me I do. I’d just feel like throwing up thinking of one of the ways, I’d much rather get the knife and fork instead. Nothing wrong with a bit of cannibalism and I’m sure no-one’d miss you either.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

I think Yevgeny would miss me.

I think he’d be upset to find out his fairy prince murdered the only pair of available tits on base, and robbed him of his leverage over my dear sweet Sokolov…

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, I don't think so. The only one Yevgeny loves is me, you don't even hold a candle. Don't think for a minute that I believe that you're actually Sokolov's lover either, your loyalty is appalling. Besides, I think a base full of soldiers and an angry electric Russian would be more than enough to get him to carry on working.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

You’re on a base which has declared war on the current government of the Soviet Union. Who’s going to send out supplies to keep the pantry full? Not Khrushchev, I can tell you that.

You look like a pig in mushroom season.

[majoraikov-blog]

Uh, I dunno, Volgin maybe? He has a ton of money I’m sure it’s fine, even if not for the other soldiers I know he’d do it for me. If worse comes to worst then there’s a lot of animals in the jungle, and one standing in front of me too in fact!

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

Honey, you wouldn’t even know how to begin to eat me.

[majoraikov-blog]

Oh, trust me I do. I'd just feel like throwing up thinking of one of the ways, I'd much rather get the knife and fork instead. Nothing wrong with a bit of cannibalism and I'm sure no-one'd miss you either.

[majoraikov-blog]

Ah, the sweet sound of procrastination and a well stocked kitchen, they go together so well. A shame that I’ve been told to remove myself after the 3rd day of stuffing myself, kinda rude too. Ah well, I’ll gather as many snacks as I can hold and return to the ever heightening pile of paperwork and reports to check.

[clonemilfonabike-deactivated-de]

You’re on a base which has declared war on the current government of the Soviet Union. Who’s going to send out supplies to keep the pantry full? Not Khrushchev, I can tell you that.

You look like a pig in mushroom season.

[majoraikov-blog]

Uh, I dunno, Volgin maybe? He has a ton of money I'm sure it's fine, even if not for the other soldiers I know he'd do it for me. If worse comes to worst then there's a lot of animals in the jungle, and one standing in front of me too in fact!

[majoraikov-blog]

Ah, the sweet sound of procrastination and a well stocked kitchen, they go together so well. A shame that I've been told to remove myself after the 3rd day of stuffing myself, kinda rude too. Ah well, I'll gather as many snacks as I can hold and return to the ever heightening pile of paperwork and reports to check.

[majoraikov-blog]

((;o; noo everyone here is really great at RPing, you shouldn't feel so insecure. I think you're all great!))

[majoraikov-blog]

Major! Need you in my office, now. For a surprise.

Yes sir! I’ll be right there♥

[majoraikov-blog]

Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov, why do you think it's proper to insult children and other adults? Do you not think anyone, especially me of all people would allow you to continue this act? If you don't straighten up your act, I may have to do something a bit...harsh to put you back in your place, do you understand, "Major"?

W-well I have a job to do after all! This is just an effective way of doing things! Besides, it’s fine with the Colonel and he’s in charge here, n-not you! He won’t be happy if anything happens to me!

…Urk, b-but I can try… to tone it down a little… maybe. I’m very sorry please don’t hurt me.

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

Did I just hear you talk back at me after I gave you a order, Major? Adam, or as you know him, Ocelot is my, as ashamed as I am to say this, is my son. As much as it will give you displeasure, in the end it will give you a benefit. You may even consider adopting a child of your own. Now Major are you going to accept the order or not?

[majoraikov-blog]

…No…sir. Not at all… W-wait, wait. Adamska? You’re joking right? Oh my god. I would never have guessed… A-ah but I really don’t think… that would ever happen… not with Yev-, uh, I mean the Colonel. Umm but if I have to… is there possibly anyone else, anyone at all, that isn’t her?

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

As ashamed as I am, yes Adamska is my “pride and joy” or in this case my “shame and misery”. Well then maybe you could convince him, I’ve convinced him in the past and I’m not the best liar so maybe you could since you two are so “close”. She’s the best I can find and think of, so it will have to do if you want to keep your tongue.

[majoraikov-blog]

That's...quite the shock actually. I don't think he's that...bad though, f-for all my opinion is worth... To be honest, I think I'd fear for the child. Also do you know how much we'd be frowned upon!? Maybe it's different in America but you certainly can't be with other men over here! A-ah... pardon for speaking freely. Nnhgh, i-if I absolutely must...

[majoraikov-blog]

Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov, why do you think it's proper to insult children and other adults? Do you not think anyone, especially me of all people would allow you to continue this act? If you don't straighten up your act, I may have to do something a bit...harsh to put you back in your place, do you understand, "Major"?

W-well I have a job to do after all! This is just an effective way of doing things! Besides, it’s fine with the Colonel and he’s in charge here, n-not you! He won’t be happy if anything happens to me!

…Urk, b-but I can try… to tone it down a little… maybe. I’m very sorry please don’t hurt me.

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

Well maybe ask, “the filthy slut” as you put it, on how to treat children. She seems to be a good mother toward her children, more of a mother than I was to Adam. Maybe if you beg enough she can tell you how to deal with a child. Children are allowed to be on social networking sites Ivan, as long as they don’t stick their noses into pornography or private conversations.

[majoraikov-blog]

Ngh… with all due respect sir, she’s my natural enemy. I’d rather shoot myself in the foot before asking her for help, what she’d put me through would be a thousand times worse. I-I’ll just steer clear of them I think… A-and wait, Adam? Why does that sound familiar? I didn’t know you had a son either…

[ask-the-soldier-of-joy-blog]

Did I just hear you talk back at me after I gave you a order, Major? Adam, or as you know him, Ocelot is my, as ashamed as I am to say this, is my son. As much as it will give you displeasure, in the end it will give you a benefit. You may even consider adopting a child of your own. Now Major are you going to accept the order or not?

[majoraikov-blog]

...No...sir. Not at all... W-wait, wait. Adamska? You're joking right? Oh my god. I would never have guessed... A-ah but I really don't think... that would ever happen... not with Yev-, uh, I mean the Colonel. Umm but if I have to... is there possibly anyone else, anyone at all, that isn't her?

[majoraikov-blog]

Radio soldier: Sir! Pancakes are ready!

Oh, goodie! I'll be at the kitchens in a flash, fine work soldier!