Probaly Shitposts

Im a disappointment, it’s important to me that you know that

[phaserburn]

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[testosterowned]

this post teleported me back to 2011

[judgejudyofficial]

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

[firesuns-archive]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

[nicnacks-art-shack-moved]

SO I JUST LEARNED ABOUT A NEW ANIMAL

IT’S CALLED AN AARDWOLF AND I LOVE IT

LOOK AT THE BABY

AND THE ADULTS ARE JUST AS CUTE

CUTE NOT YOUR THING AND YOU WANNA BE PUNK AF?

AARDWOLF STILL HAS YOU COVERED

YOU JUST KNOW THIS BAD BOI/GAL LISTENS TO BOWLING FOR SOUP WHEN THEY’RE DONE TEARING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TAKING ON THE MAN

I AM IN LOVE

[niuniente]

The best thing? They eat termites, maggots and other insects, not meat.

[lunarous]

That’s a pokemon

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[metapianycist]

reproductive rights issues:

abortion

birth control

also reproductive rights issues:

doctors performing c sections during births without informed consent

eugenics via sterilization requirements for trans people to change documentation

eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of disabled people

eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of people of color

eugenics via selective abortion of disabled fetuses (fetuses with Down syndrome especially) (these are abortions sought by people who WANT to be pregnant–but only with non-disabled children, when there’s absolutely no guarantee that a non-disabled child won’t become disabled)

if your reproductive rights activism doesn’t incorporate ALL OF THE ABOVE, i want no part of it.

[transmortified-deactivated20180]

also 

- doctors deliberately stitching their female patients genitals tighter than necessary / than is safe to “make sex more enjoyable for their spouse”

- doctors refusing to perform sterilization on people because “they’ll change their minds and want children down the road”

[neurodivergent-crow]

THIS THIS THIS

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin on the family computer

me:

[dearydeerling-deactivated201904]

I have this panic reflex from early childhood where if anybody is walking angrily or making angry sounds or makes any indication of anger or negative feelings, I quickly have to stop everything, stop making sounds, stop moving, don’t make any indication of pleasure or you’ll become the target of anger.

[rashemibabe]

^^^SAME? omg.

[buzzfeed]

Flickr Is Deleting Your Photos Soon. Here’s How To Save Them.

After Feb. 5, Flickr will start deleting old photos on free accounts with over 1,000 pics.

If you have over 1,000 photos on the image-hosting site Flickr, this is VERY IMPORTANT. You need to download those photos NOW, or they will be DELETED. Yes, that sucks. It sucks a lot! You don’t want to lose your photos, so pull up your big boy pants and actually log in to Flickr and take care of this TODAY. I AM YELLING AT YOU RIGHT NOW! DO IT!

Here’s the rundown: In April 2018, Yahoo sold Flickr to a company called SmugMug, which has been around a long time, mainly as a professional photographers site. All was well and fine, at first.

Then, in November, SmugMug-owned Flickr announced that it planned to end the free unlimited image storage the site offered users, starting Jan. 8 (that’s today, bitches). From now on, Flickr will only host 1,000 photos for free, and if you have more than that uploaded to the site, it will stop displaying them. You also won’t be able to upload any more photos to your account if you’ve hit that 1,000 limit.

As of today, you have two options: Keep your photos up and pay for a Pro account ($50/year).

Or, download them and be on your merry way, to do whatever you want to do with those weird photos you had on there in 2009. Unfortunately, if you had meticulously organized your photos on Flickr with albums and sets, all that organization will be lost. You’ll just get your photo files and some basically meaningless .json files with metadata.

For the next few weeks, Flickr won’t delete your extra photos, but it will hide them. But starting Feb. 5: IT WILL DELETE YOUR PHOTOS!!!!! Starting with the oldest photos, it will purge them from the site, and you won’t be able to recover them.

Here’s how to download your photos from Flickr.

[stuffformeto-laughatlater]

Hey guys just so you know if you have a Gmail you can back all of your photos upurmatically as soon as you take them with Google Photos and it’s instant and makes albums and little slide shows for you and it’s free and unlimited

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in Walmart - shopping for rocks with my mom and sister - but I kept getting distracted by the bikes. I was riding them through the store in glee so my mom told me to knock it off. That was when I found a huge pogo stick and decided to take it for a spin as well. Three of my old high school friends from marching band showed up and shouted, “Well look who we have here!” as I was pogo-sticking through the main aisle. I left immediately. When I got home, I went to my room, put on some funky music and rolled a fat blunt and smoked it out my window. When I looked outside again, my room had detatched itself from the house and was flying over a golf course and then over a jungle. I picked up my phone to snapchat my friends and tell them I was having a great time.

[crittizen]

shopping for rocks

[arctic-hands]

Did they stutter?

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[no-passaran]

Sometimes I wonder if native English speakers appreciate how much more comfortable the internet is for them than for the rest of the world

Like, you can go on tumblr and simply read stuff in your mother tongue? Amazing. Go on youtube and you don’t have to replay some sentences ten times to try to understand what they’re saying? Incredible. Look for practically anything on google and know that there will be a fuckton of results that you can read without having to spend half the time looking up words in a dictionary? Fascinating. Make a post or send an ask without panicking that you’ll make a silly mistake or that they won’t understand what you meant? Unbelievable.

[thisisnolongerfun-deactivated20]

lol this is still the most relatable gif ever:

*Italian

[ohana]

I quote this GIF in half of my conversations. (Also not only smart but fun. I’m fucking funny in italian.)

[workslikeacharmie-deactivated20]

I relate to this hard. In my native language it’s so much easier to express myself which, in turn, results in me sounding a lot more eloquent and (emotionally) intelligent. I constantly feel frustrated by my failure to truly convey my thoughts and ideas in English.

[alittlefrenchtree]

👆👆 I feel like I don’t know more than 17 words in english most of the time. 17 words that I put randomly together and hope for the best without really knowing what I’m doing.

[starfieldcanvas]

the fact that every single anxiously non-native speaker in this post used completely flawless English just breaks my heart

[cloverhighfive]

And meanwhile we’re all appalled by native speaker’s inability to discern between simple things like your and you’re.

[ain-t-bovvered]

That…is very true like…yo it is that simple yeah

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[thesymski]

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

[mystikade]

I’ve done this countless times

[torihaizu]

ok but who else regrets everything they fuckin say

[jeffreyss]

VegasCon 2014

[stuffformeto-laughatlater]

Fucking HELL his EYES 👀 😭💕

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[where-are-my-winchesters-blog]

I NEED MORE SPN GIFS

Everybody reblog this with a gif reacting to the one above it!

Here’s your starter!

[the-marvel-encyclopedia-deactiv]

[where-are-my-winchesters-blog]

[bkwrmhp-crazyartist]

[ask-destiel-questions]

[agusvedder]

[8839291-deactivated20220115]

[antipossessionsymbol]

[skyblue378]