Realm of the Night Stalker

I am a cranky old retired crumudgeon. I call my self "Major Stalker" for a simple some simple reasons. a) The Last Name on my birth certificate is "Stalker" b) The Stalker family is part of Clan Stewart of Appin. There is a Castle Stalker in Scotland - If you've ever seen the last bit of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" - you've seen Castle Stalker - it was called "Castle ARRRGGH" in the movie. C) I am a retired US Air Force Major. In 1998, the Air Force Promotion Board selected me for promotion to the rank of Major, the 96th Congress approved it, and President William Jefferson Clinton Signed off on it. I keep getting people that tell me "You name can't really be Stalker" In this respect, I can sympathize with President Obama and the "Birther controversy"

[nostalgicamerica]

[heywriters]

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

[wanderingflier]

Scenery in February 2026

[belldandies]

[majorstalker]

Miku can always cheer me up

[jabberding0]

Ancient technology

[deborah22]

[majorstalker]

I need to know if there anti-gun supporters on my friends list, so

I can tell them to unfriend me.,

[catchymemes]

[majorstalker]

Darn straight.

"You're 68. Why are you watching anime and playing video games? Don't you have anything better to do?" "At this point in my life. NO."

[majorstalker]

Just a thought for today

[majorstalker]

4am look outside

[majorstalker]

Visitor just before sunset

[majorstalker]

[majorstalker]

I figured I'd post this here, because I think it is funny . Twerp keeps emailing me under various names. He claims he put some malware on my computer, and found out I was on a porn site. If I don't pay him $5000 , he will make sure everybody knows. ? Like anybody CARES? I can't think of anybody who would be surprised if I looked at porn. And if anybody who is disappointed in me, to an extent that I'd pay $5000 to keep them from knowing.

[majorstalker]

Early morning visitor

[majorstalker]

Hamlin Beach State Park

[majorstalker]

Found this post on tumblr. C'mon. Let's get real. A MARINE Is distraught because some random girl said he was "ugly" and "garbage"? I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000, Alex. Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

[tetrix-anime]

Gekai Elise (Doctor Elise: The Royal Lady with the Lamp) - Episode 3 Preview. Premiere: 24 January 2024

[majorstalker]

A really good first episode. I'm looking forward to where they go with this.

[tetrix-anime]

Saijaku Tamer wa Gomi Hiroi no Tabi wo Hajimemashita. (The Weakest Tamer Began a Journey to Pick Up Trash) - Episode 3 Preview. Premiere: 26 January 2024

[majorstalker]

I've been enjoying the books. Looking forward to this series.