makayla

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[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[blignick]

[becherdireinen]

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.

[blignick]

[memeuplift]

[cadaverjuices]

ppl love to advocate for the ethical breeding of dogs and then be like "oh but this doesnt apply to cats" YES IT FUCKING DOES!!!!! ohh my god, just bcuz u dont know any cat breeds doesnt mean they arent important. just bcuz u think tabby is a breed doesnt mean they arent important. just bcuz u think a fearful aggressive & traumatized cat is the norm doesnt mean they arent important. just bcuz u dont care abt preventing health and temperament issues in cats doesnt mean they arent important.

cats deserve to be well bred too!!! for the same reasons you should advocate for wellbred pet dogs, you should for cats too.

[midnightglances]

thank you to books for existing

[blignick]

[thememedaddy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[galaxywarp]

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[fabxpunk]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

[littleguysdaily]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

i'm also teaching myself to play the banjo btw

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[whycrywhenucandie]

[yeehawlw]