Breathe♡

"But darling, everything is simpler than you think. Books are built from 26 letters. Movies are just a chain of still images. Dreams come from the lack of things we want. And we are all who we believe we are." _______________________________

[teenagerposts]

plot twist: victoria has no secret

[compulsive]

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

[dooooooooooooooot]

[abduction]

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[bullee]

[noirlac]

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[capturedphotos]

[figmas]

[biblicallyaccurateangel-deactiv]

Yeah

[tkkatherineblog]

[caliscopic]

Think before you speak

[criptonizad-a]

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[amargedom]

[minuty]

[wonting]