Would you like some pancake with your butter?

You're nuts, but you're welcome here. -Steve Martin

[badlydrawneverything]

[gifbro]

[thatsthat24]

PARKOUR

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by twentyonedorks)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².

[graveltotempomp3]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

[degressivo]

[dutchster]

[midwest-monster]

[twerking-with-yo-grandma]

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[fauxfable]

free them

[iatethisaccount-deactivated2012]

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude

[metvmorqhoses]

reblog if you are the family pretentious asshole ™

[ricamora]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Anderson & the world’s smallest puppy, Beyonce [X]

[thebestoftumbling]

I WANT IT

[lol-post]

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[mttheww]

you ask him nicely

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

I needed ibuprofen after this.

[tiralatele]

[jaidefinichongg]

[lifterspairohdice]

I don’t even know what happened

[puff-to-tuff]

Screenwriting looks like all fun and games until you have to clean the screens

[jedipokemonmaster]

Who the fuck do they think they are?

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

What the fuck