“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”
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“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”
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this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10
The Princess Bride + Quotes
someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy
Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.
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Omg
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
This is a magical world.
somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness
half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
what i had to do today: lots of stuff
what i did today: nothing
how i feel: guilty
does this feeling make me wanna do something: no
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone