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anxietyproblem

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catchymemes

honeycocoanut

betterthankanyebitch

aliilovely

Still can’t believe I was in the room for this 🥰

Blessed Her

Yes ma’am!!!

Protect her, and her invention!

skeebadu

COME ON SIS!

nessa007

#the original wednesday addams dance move The Addams Family (1964 - 1966) Wednesday (2022- )

peetejoshua

aletheyass

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete

glofiles

21 CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR MEEEEEEEE

zetexkindasucks

twitter’s dead, have this picture of Elon he blocks people over

acek20

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marauders4evr

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

galwaygremlin

wdym you can hear it?

superpaperclip

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti

YO what the FUXK

burntcopper

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a distant thud and the air displace.

lasrina

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

miniimaelstrom

[gif description:

A looping, deceptively well-animated manipulation of a photo of a line of transmission towers. One in the foreground and one in the background are swinging their telephone wires like a jump rope. Between them is a third transmission tower, unconnected to any wires, which ‘leaps’ in the air - animated so it’s four legs stretch outwards as it jumps up, expanding it’s lowest rungs in time to the ‘stretch’ of it’s legs, and including a stretch-and-squash to it’s upper tower as it arches body at the top of the jump and is mildly compressed as it lands. The animation effectively makes the jump look very full of effort and force. Additionally, the whole of the image briefly jitters every time the tower lands, adding to the feeling of force, as though the camera recording the motions is caught up in the seismic reverb of such a heavy object hitting the ground.

end description.]

THUD. THUD. THUD.

5triderofthenorth

Beckoning Shai-Hulud, Maker of the deep desert. May His passing cleanse the world.

kyraneko

If you put music on, it makes the sound get louder. Doesn’t even have to be perfectly in time.

utopians

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

utopians

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

utopians

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like