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Exorcisms
priest who has a 100% success rate on all exorcism he performs, though his methods are foolproof, they are often the church's last resort because of how unconventional they are, the afflicted are often as terrorized by the exorcism as are during the possession
the method that guarantees the priest success is manifesting the afflicted possessions as demons, forcing the individuals to birth their demons to rid of them, the demons take different forms as they manifest, some are physical monsters, some as incorporeal black smoke, others as toxic slime, but all demons are unable to survive on earth and immediately died once born, their bodies evaporating minutes after they hit the air
BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST!
Gotta be like 20lbs each😵💫
Blake seems displeased about the lactation starting...
That's gonna happen when you agree to host an alien brood in your belly, though 🤭
Boy full of slime that works like oobleck, all soft and jiggly in his tight tum, but as soon as he tries to push is out it hardens, leaving him stuck stuffed
- @distended-domes
Is that the official name of that stuff?? I had no idea lmao :0
It does make a really good consistency for slime creatures... The whole time he's pregnant with them they slosh around his belly, but when he goes into labor and the contractions hit, he tries to push and the slime turns hard as stone. Confused and in pain, he doesn't realize that the pressure of him pushing is making the slimes activate their defense mechanism so he keeps trying to push having no idea that it's actually whats preventing the slimes from coming out. He thought his labor would be easy with how soft and squishy his tummy was for the whole pregnancy, but now his swollen belly is rock hard and feels like he has one giant boulder sitting in his gut.
After hours of painful labor, he manages to push the mass down far enough to start stretching his hole. The hardened slime stretches him wider and wider until his flesh just cant stretch anymore, pulled taut around the giant ball of slime. He howls and shrieks in pain, kicking and thrashing wildly as he desperately tries to push the mass out, but it's far to big to fit through his narrow hips and no amount of squeezing or shoving is going to make it budge. He tries anything while he sobs and begs the slime to come out, clawing at his swollen belly and trying to push it down with his hands, even trying to reach down and stretch his hole around the mass, but nothing he does can force it through.
The poor boy labors fruitlessly for what feels forever, stuck crowning around only the tip of the hardened slime boulder, until he becomes completely exhausted. With his mind fogged with pain, his body finally shows mercy and he blacks out, falling limp on the ground. It's then and only then when his muscles barely have the strength to contract anymore do the slimes finally soften enough to slowly ooze their way out of his body
We’re on an overnight flight when I tell you not to push. The other passengers are sleeping soundly, and besides, there’s only two hours left. It would be so rude to wake them, and you’d hate to have your baby here, wouldn’t you?
Besides, the seat was much too narrow for you to part your knees in the slightest, and your seatbelt pinned your aching hips in place. Your overfull womb was forced to rest upon your lap, occupying every available inch of space when it normally would have demanded your legs to part to accommodate. It made it hard to breathe. A contraction overtook you like a wave, your gravid stomach forcing inward, and you took the extra inch of room in the seatbelt to lean back, desperate to relieve even a fraction of the pressure between your legs. The baby’s head was all too eager to take the opportunity to grind down fiercely, causing friction in your most sensitive areas while you squirmed.
You gasped when the contraction released, and fought to catch your breath, but it still felt as if there with a relentless bowling ball trying to escape you, spreading you wider than you could afford to move. There’s a slight bit of turbulence, bouncing you and your stretching lips against the seat, causing you to whimper and squirm against the pressure, wordlessly pleading for anything but this to be happening. The seatbelt light dings above, and I look at you, a finger to my lips while I advise your silence. My hands find your seatbelt and tighten it ever so slightly. We wouldn’t anything happening to you.
I grip the armrests, knuckles turning white, as you tighten my seatbelt over my full and contracting belly. Your hand moves over the swell, caressing it fondly, feeling the rock solid muscles beneath your palm. You’re calm, relaxed, presenting a casual appearance of just an average expectant couple on a journey. There isn’t a hint of worry or apprehension in your eyes. If anything it’s enjoyment.
As the contraction peaks I feel the head of our baby shifting lower, filling the bowl of my pelvis with the immeasurable weight of impending life. My legs spring apart automatically around it, my knee crashing into yours while the other hit the wall of the aeroplane beneath the window.
“Ohhhhh god…. It’s so low babe… I don’t… I don’t know if it’s going to w-wait two more h-hours.” I mumble as I tilt my head on your shoulder, panting profusely.
“The seatbelt signs are on darling, we can’t move you now. It’s not safe.” You crooned in my ear. One hand rested on my belly while the other ran your fingers through my hair in a soft comforting manner.
“I feel… like I’m gonna b-burst…. There’s so much pressure….ughhh…” I grunted, the contraction peaking, and with it came the gush of fluids from my waters breaking. My legs were soaking, amniotic fluid now cascading from the seat onto our hand-luggage on the floor.
“Oh dear.” You tutted, and then you moved my thighs together to hide the obvious sight of my labouring being visible to any steward that may walk by. Taking the airline blanket we were given at the start of our long haul journey you covered my legs and tucked the rough material beneath my thighs - keeping them trapped together.
“Mmmhh…no…I can’t…” I huffed out. I swallowed down the moan in my throat that was threatening to escape, scrunching my eyes and panting heavily.
“Yes you can darling.” Your tone was smooth as silk but there was an unfamiliar glint in your eyes. “You don’t want to have this baby here… not in front of all these people.”
Your lips kissed my cheek, absorbing the tears than silently rolled down my face. The baby was so damn low I could feel my pelvis opening up around the large head that was sinking towards the birth canal. Without my waters the cushioning had been replaced by the harsh immeasurable solid shape of our child, heavy and oh so ready to be born.
The screen in front of me showed the map, the little icon of our plane mid-way over the vast expanse of ocean. My chest heaved with each breath, my eyes zeroed in on that little cartoon aeroplane, willing it to travel across the screen faster.
I lasted through two more contractions before my ability to hold it in completely evaporated. Beneath the blanket my knees parted and my hips slumped in the chair, moving purely on instinct. I gasped lungs full of air, and then I pushed. Desperate and primal I focused all my strength right down between my legs, bearing down with a low rumbling grunting sound.
“Ahem… no pushing, remember?” You tutted, pressing my thighs back together and pulling me to sit up straight in the chair.
Imagining permapreg where the baby just never stops growing, it's been 3 years now and that 8lb bundle of joy you were expecting has turned into a 50lb boulder in your stomach, but you still coo and rub your belly "expecting it any day now", in complete denial of your situation. It would be even worse with braxton hicks contractions to give you some sort of false hope that you can still give birth at some point, just for them to fade and leave you disheveled and needy
I like the idea of perma preg while in labor >:) Trying to push out your massive baby but it just wont come out while you endure endless contractions. Eventually your body gives up from exhaustion and the contractions weaken for a few days, maybe weeks if you're lucky, but they always come back as your body constantly tries and fails to give birth
2 months before getting knocked up
VS~ 8 1/2 months pregnant ✨
Everything is so heavy 😮💨
It grew bigger than expected!
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Thought, ominous black monoliths the size of skyscrapers land around the planet. Any man within miles of them starts to swell with massive pregnant bellies. Looking at the monuments causes them to grow even larger. The children seem to be human genetically, but they are bigger than they should be, and they appear to have gills.
Massive monolythic monuments mysteriously manifesting all over the globe when no one is looking, obelisks of purely black stone towering over any human creation ever erected.
Their presence, terrifying though seemibgly harmless, heralds disaster. Man after man, every guy in in miles radius away of the pillar. Within hours their bellies get round and heavy, wombs full of massive creatures human in nature, but with gills and fins.
Faint humming only heard by those who carry comes from the monolyths, a constant calling to join and fulfill purpose they bestowed.
But rare is it to heed the calling as even looking towards the marbeled blackness of its surface is enough to make the offspring within the mans womb larger, or more numerous, which one will happen is not certain.
Those few who dared to follow the invitation were never seen again, theorisied to be taken deep unto the monuments and turned into ever-swelling broodfathers.
Once affected, the pregnancy never ceased. Always there, always weighting, always squrmimg inside, pushing ithe owner of the womb towards the pillar, towards its calling.
big fan of rapid preg as a body horror trope, nothing you can do but watch your stomach stretch and jump inch by inch as the babies fill up your belly until they have nowhere left to go and your womb ripples with the first of many contractions promising the inevitability of your water breaking and you screaming out your baby.
We simply DO NOT have enough watermelon / melon preg situations (plus i just ate so mich watermelon 🍉)
But poor boy who doesnt know all the seeds hes been eat and water hes drinking have slowly gestating a little watermelon plant in his gut not knowing why hes feeling fuller maybe thinking its a baby but the scans show a whole melon in there
Or maybe for a weird fun night he gets inseminated with it and has a the plant growing in his poor womb and keeps growing and growing until he feels some strange cramps and ends up pushing quite literally a watermelon out
Idk just more watermelon bellys would be nice
There's this one fic thats sooo so good abt watermelon preg, but ur right I don't actually see it very often which is surprising now that I think about it. I've written/drawn something similar a few times tho, with pumpkins instead of watermelons around Halloween :)
fr though, watermelons can get absolutely massive, and super heavy too, if you've ever seen those really big long watermelons at the store, imagine some poor boy with one of those in his belly. They're like two feet long and one foot wide, and can get up to 25 pounds, it would give him such a massive torpedo shaped belly. Carrying around a huge 25 pound melon would be hard, but pushing it out would be unimaginable. His body struggles to stretch around it's foot wide girth but then has to stay that wide as he desperately tries to push out two feet in length. He's screaming and crying as it slowly slips out, begging for someone to just pull it out of him, but its so huge no amount of pushing or pulling will make it come out any faster. All he can do is clutch his trembling thighs and try to spread himself wider to let the massive melon pass through, but despite pushing with all his strength, it takes hours to force even an inch of it out, and he's barely made it through the first foot...
This is the fic btw, definitely one of my faves!
pov: you make me strip in front of you 🖤
oh to be a good little adventurer, who gets violated by a mimic and somehow ends up pregnant, swelling with the hybrid child of the monster.
and the struggle of trying to give birth when every time you start crowning, the monster inside changes shape and size to keep itself stuck firmly inside, desperate to keep its comfy living space safe inside my womb
this is so hot shapeshifter birth is underrated