hermits united

I simply remember my ships and fandoms and then I don't feel so bad Welcome to my tumblr. Enjoy the madness🙃

[renthebarbarian]

who else is ready for dean and cas to make out on national television tomorrow raise your hands

[kbinch]

One of the only reasons I have nOTPs is because someone is breaking apart my OTP to ship them with somebody else

[makeitcannon-blog]

italy: have i ever let you down?

germany: do you want me to answer that, or shall i just glare?

[persephone-damnedqueen]

So apparently, there are people who don't stay up until 3 am reading gay fanfics. . .

I know. I’m confused too.

[elrhrainesaints-deactivated2019]

Do fans, like, ship-hunt??? Like finding an OTP from other shows without knowing the plot of the show and only watch the show because of that certain ship but actually falling in love with the show and its characters?? And get their lives ruined from those shows??

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

my mom doesn’t even let me watch kissing scenes on movies/dramas even if it’s just a peck

i’m a hundred percent sure she’ll disown me if she finds out that “smut” is not an abbreviation for “something”  (don’t ask me how i made up that excuse)

[makeitcannon-blog]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #19

Person A: I wanna be a tomato

Person A: Then all my problems would go away

Person A: That’s it I’m becoming a tomato.

Person A: I’m gonna be a tomato right now.

Person B: *without even looking up from what they’re doing* I can’t fuck a tomato, sweetheart

[elrhrainesaints-deactivated2019]

Me remembering that angst fic I read

[sugarysapphic]

The best ships were the oldest ones.

My history teacher, rightfully saying that your otps will always be the ones that have stuck with you for the longest. (via bloody-wanker)

[makeitcannon-blog]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #12

Person A: Honey, you would never stop loving me right?

Person B: What?? Of course I wouldn't! Nothing could ever change that!

Person A: ……

Person A: I picked out all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and left all the brown stuff.

Person B: …

Person B: YoU. LiTtle. ShiT.

[makeitcannon-blog]

Imagine Your Otp #70

Person B: *Petting a cat on their lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world.

Person A: *Walks in* Aren't you allergic to cats?

Person B: *Petting cat slower* Maybe.

[backstroke-for-gays]

Me in school 90% of the time:

Me in History:

[lily-evans-stuff]

“NO WAY! YOU CAN’T SHIP THOSE TW–”

[chaostismjester]

Explaining your OTP

[makeitcannon-blog]

Fanfiction

me: *screaming in agony* *punches wall* *falls on floor* *continues to screams and punch floor*

concerned family member: are you okay

me: they k i s s e d

[please-dont-hurt-me]

Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things

Me: *checks tag*

Tumblr:

Me: 

[ask-trans-feliciano]

I can’t fuckin believe GerIta is canon.