Aww, honey. Your friends have been so nice to you since they found out you're back in diapers...
"Hey, I think your... um... thing... is sticking out of the back of your jeans. Figured I should tell you..."
"Aww... don't worry, I get it. I kind of figured things were going in that direction."
"I guess I had a feeling something was up. You haven't exactly been going to the bathroom as much as you used to..."
"I bet it's gonna save a lot on laundry—one less thing to wash every day, ya know? I'm sure you were going through a lot of loads."
"No, it looks totally fine now! And hey, everyone’s into big butts these days, right?"
"Honestly, nobody would have even noticed! I just caught on because I spend so much time with you."
"Hey, no more dealing with those gross bathrooms in public, right? That's honestly a major plus."
"Crinkling? Oh no, not at all! I hardly even notice it."
"I promise, we won't tell anyone. Wouldn't even dream of talking about your little secret."
"You’re acting so mature about the whole thing, really. It’s cute that you're really trying."
"And hey, you get that special bathroom pass now, right? I bet that gets you out of so much boring stuff!"
"I guess that makes you the most prepared person in our friend group! Always protected, you know."
"Hey, do you want a break from carrying your diaper b— uh, I mean, your backpack? I can hold it for you if you want."
"You know, I think you might’ve cracked the code! No wonder that babies and toddlers are so relaxed."
"Think of all the times you’ll get to skip out on those gross porta-potties at festivals! What I'd give not to have to use those."
"Well, I'll bet this is way easier than before, back when you were in pull-ups. You were having a lot of leaks..."
"Hey, I’m heading to the restroom. Wanna come? You need to... you know... take care of anything?"
"Do you need me to go get your boyfriend? I know he helps out with you sometimes."
"Aww, I think it’s great that you have someone like him to help you out. Not many guys would be that dedicated."
"Don't worry, I'll still be here when he's done helping you."
"He’s such a sweetheart... so on top of it. Honestly, I think he’s more attentive than even most parents are."
"Hey, want me to check your shirt before we go? Just wanna make sure everything’s nice and tucked in."
"Yep, you’re good! I’ll let you know if I see it riding up again. Gotta keep an eye out for you!"
"Aw, no, I actually think it’s sweet! I always loved the smell of baby powder."
"You shouldn't feel embarrassed around us tonight at all. We all know."
"Maybe you’ll get to see the whole movie this time! You always used to miss, like, half of it, remember?"
"Oh, he just texted to check if you need a change before we sit down. So thoughtful, right?"
"Look at that massive bathroom line... lucky you, you don’t have to worry about that anymore!"
"Hey– do you want me to remind you to, er... change? While we're out? I just wasn't sure if you can feel it or not."
"Well, just let me know. I've still got your backpack."
"Wow, just think of all the drinks you can have without stressing about it like you used to! That's like, perfect for you."
"You look so sweet when you're all comfy like that. I can't remember the last time I saw you so relaxed."
"Hey, nobody makes a big deal about it with babies, why should we make a big deal about it with you?"
"Aww, it's okay. I'm sure you'll grow out of it someday."
