i beg you not to look directly at me.

[makemeleave]

hugoweasleyy.

“Probably for the best. Sometimes my attempt at humor doesn’t arise at the best of times.”

‘ i’ll be the first to admit i’m the same way. speaking of babies, though -- did you know a baby cannot taste salt until it is four months old? ’

[makemeleave]

hugoweasleyy.

“All of these babies are just reminding me to never get pregnant and to use proper birth control. I hear giving birth is quite painful.”

‘ -- i feel like i should have an interesting quip to that, but i’ve got nothing. ’