Pat

where's the daNK MEMES

[deafwestnewsies]

isn’t it hilarious that the entirety of the events in Heathers happen all because veronica can forge signatures well like three kids died because she has good handwriting 

[makemeyourdoctor]

Captured from "That One Weekend When Pat Left His House And Did Something." (at Molly's Den)

[makemeyourdoctor]

I dunno if you even still have it, but if oliviainwonderland ever sent it to you can I please have a copy of the audio from the Frozen Musical? I'm never gonna actually get to see the show unless it comes to fort lauderdale florida which I doubt. So this would be like a godsend to me.

Hi sorry I never got the audio! I've been searching for one for a while

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

[with-practice]

Are you walking?

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Oh shit

[makemeyourdoctor]

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

Doctor: how the hell did you do that

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[galaxyslime]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[zetsubobilly]

heck

[galaxyslime]

you’re on thin fucking ice

[galaxyslime]

oh no

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

[thehero-groundzero]

it’s what he would have wanted 

[spamton]

@hugesucc-ess

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[avpdghosts]

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

[bloodysusher]

doing the lord’s work

[twerkingonlenaluthor]

What do you want to know about me?

Go on anon and do your worst.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[bob-belcher]

[glumshoe]

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

[makemeyourdoctor]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes