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#extradirty

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@makeshift-muses
#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him
@riceycloveed
MCU Characters as Greek Gods
me: i got this
inner me:
SAID BY THE 2 YEAR OLD
āOH NO! NOT BEIGE AGAIN!ā
āNo nap! No nap ever! Nap gone! Goodbye!ā
*gasp* āCookie?ā
āI love you. Butā¦not really. I donāt love you. Bye.ā
āOh man! The gun was in front of the TV I was watching!ā
āTake my left shoe off! I canāt do that one!ā
āGreen is better. Better than anything to ever be.ā
āMac and cheese is my best friend.ā
āBEEP BEEP HERE I COME!ā
āTake off your hat!ā
āSiren! You be quiet!ā
āOh hello there.ā
āI donāt want that. Throw it in the garbage.ā
āPlease donāt leave, [name.] I love you.ā
SAID BY THE 5 YEAR OLD
āJust ignore him, heāll work it out.ā
āDID HE JUST SAY STUPID THATāS NOT NICE IāM CALLING AN AMBULANCEā
āHow is it fair that they have ice cream and I donāt? Itās not. Itās not fair.ā
*sings the Titanic theme while standing on the back of the couch*
āI want plain bread.ā
āOkay, just hear me out, listen to me, just hear me outā¦ā
āLOOK! IāM MAKING A TRAFFIC JAM!ā
āWhatās Hawaii? That sounds not real.ā
āIām free for snuggles! Iām available! Hello!ā
āUgh! Where have you been? You were in the bathroom sixty years!ā
āI donāt want to go, Iām calling in dead. Iām so tired that Iām dead. Iām calling in dead.ā
āItās not creepy! Itās justā¦not okay.ā
āWhat about snacktime? Itās the most important ātimeā of the day - next to bathtime and bedtime, but snacktime is still the best.ā
āNeighbors donāt exist!ā
āGoodbye forever!ā
āIf it involves fruit snacks, Iām in.ā
āI donāt care what your mommy wants!ā
āWhy is it called a hoodie if you wonāt wear the hood? Itās all lies!ā
āYou canāt leave! Then you wonāt be here! And thatās where I like you most!ā
āI love you, [name.] Iāll always remember you, even in a long time from now. Yeah. Iāll always love you.ā
SAID BY THE 20 YEAR OLD NANNY
āOkay, Spiderman, letās find your brother.ā
āSTOP TRYING TO CHOKE ME OUT.ā
āThere will be no negotiating, this is not a democracy, I am in charge!ā
āIāM THE ONE WHO GOT KICKED IN THE FACE, WHY DO I NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT?ā
āYou make me simultaneously make me the happiest Iāve ever been and the most upset Iāve ever been. It depends on the day.ā
āCan we calm down for thirty seconds?ā
āFor the love of god, we already had one person in this house who broke their arm, we donāt need another!ā
ā[name] ITāS TOO QUIET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?ā
āYou can be mad all you want, Iām not going to apologize for not letting you run into the street!ā
āThatās valid and I love you.ā
*whispered* āOh for fucks sake.ā
āI will support you in all your dreams in lifeā¦except that one, I think that one is illegal.ā
āYou better appreciate me.ā
āSo what weāre not going to doā¦is that.ā
āWhy are you screaming bloody murder about crackers?ā
āCan we just have naptime? Thatās all I want.ā
āNo, McDonalds is not a state, in fact.ā
āAt least one of you has manners.ā
āListen, buddy, all Iām asking is for you to hold my hand. Itās not the end of the world.ā
āEnd of discussion! No more! Weāre done! Period.ā
āThat? Thatās the āConfiscation Corner.ā Thatās all the things Iāve had to take away from you, because you mishandled them.ā
āI love you with all of my heart and soul, but why on earth did you think that was a good idea?ā
āI justā¦do not care.ā
āI love you guys so much.ā
Sexy mouth.
Snape can be majestic even when coming out of the closet.
Shit Iāve said to my cat; sentence starters
āWhat are you doing?ā
āWhat did you knock over?ā
āDonāt eat that!ā
āWhatās in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?ā
āPlastic isnāt food.ā
āHow did you get up there?ā
āAre you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.ā
āI have to pee ā can you move?ā
āItās so early, please stop.ā
āI havenāt seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?ā
āI know youāre trying to tell me something, I just donāt know what.ā
āDonāt be mean! Iām just trying to love you!ā
āYouāre just the cutest thing ever.ā
-points to mirror-Ā āThatās you!ā
āIām trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.ā
āYou havenāt moved in hours.ā
āHow can you be such a bed hog? Youāre so tiny!ā
āYou have the cutest nose.ā
āLook at those feet-ies!ā
āYouāre like a gargoyle up there.ā
āDonāt bite me, thatās rude.ā
āYou look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.ā
āAll you do is sleep and eat. Thatās the life.ā
āYou are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.ā
āCould you blink, or something? Youāre starting to freak me out.ā
āThose squirrels look like theyāre doing something shifty.ā
- boops nose -
Reblog if you donāt mindĀ āwinging itā with threads and rp
grownpaleā:
DYSFUNCTIONALMASONSā.
Sometimes I find it difficult to plot and pre-plan threads (maybe itās just me but maybe Iām not alone). If you donāt mind just jumping into a thread with our muses, maybe to see if theyāll click before potential plotting, give this a reblog?
SendĀ āš¢ā If you ship our muses!!
If multi muse, specify the muse please!
The thought of Sleipnir rolling around in the dirt like a typical horse amuses me. TOO MANY LEG
OK, so this is why rping tonight is so hard: THESE TWO CHARS WANT TO INSPIRE ME and...and ;_; it is so hard SO HARD
š [[ From any Harry Potter muse of mine to yours :3 ]]
It was Valentineās evening and Severus was patrolling the halls for students out of bed when he heard someone walking in the corridors. When he spotted who it was, he was surprised to see Penelope. She was not the type to misbehave so he followed her. āWhat are you doing out of bed at this hour?ā
@brewedglory
It was way past midnight. It was cold, and still winter. Yet there she was. Walking the hallways, carrying a large bag with her. Warm gloves, scarf and a knittd hat, ready to go outside. Big fuzzy boots, and it was clear she was ready to go outside.
It had been going really well, until she heard someoneās footsteps behind her. At first she thought it had been an echo, but as soon as she heard one that was not in synch. She took a deep breath and as she turned the corner, standing adjacent to the other hallway, she twirled around on her heel and stared straight into ā¦..darkness. She knew those buttons. Only one man in Hogwarts had that many buttons.
ā-What are you doing out of bed at this hour?ā
Professor Snape.
Trying to keep her calm and wits about her she took a breath and smiled.
ā-Professor Snape!ā
By all standards Penny was a good student, even excellent in some ways. Good attendance record, well-behaved, did fairly well in her classes overall. Did a bit of quidditch. A pretty average student.
What wasnāt average that night was the timing, and the fact the bag she was holding in her hands, contained movement.In fact, as they were standing there, it started to move more. If you looked closely it appeared to be small hands and legs. And she was struggling to hold it.
She opened her mouth to continue, probably to offer some lame excuse, when someone else could be heard down the other corridor. Out of Snapeās sight.
ā-Plunkett! Give us back the messengers of love!ā
Penny grimaced, then turned her head for but a moment.
ā-NO! It is insanity,itās a nightmare, I am noā¦!ā
It was ended with that someone speaking clearly, and rather bombastically āPetrificus totalisā and Penny freezing up as a statue. With the moving bag, she started ot tilt over, fell, like a stick. And the contents of the bag managed to escape.It was confetti, but also gnomes, a lot of gnomes dressed up as cupids. They were in what appeared to be a diaper, some had small trumpets, which they were now free to use, and they did. Others were equipped with bows, and silk ribbons tied into their hair. And they were running everywhere.
The tsudents who came into view, chasing these āmessengers of loveā was ā¦..Gilderoy Lockheart and his friends.
@tmvoldemort
ā- Happy Valentineās day- I hate you far less then the rest ā...
Penelope was at a loss of words at first. Lifting the card and turning it around in hopes of finding some sort of signature. There appeared to be very little indication that there was an author.
ā-I...I am flattered? I think..ā she muttered to herself. Least it was something, normally no one sent her anything. Instantly she started to look around the room for possible culprits. Yet no one really seemed to stick out.
The handwriting wasnāt one she recognized either. Perhaps it was all a prank.
Send me āForgot to knockā for your muse to catch mine after a shower wearing nothing but a towel.
Or, send āDo you ever knock?!ā for the reverse.
Listen okay I know ships are great and all but there is nothing as good as getting to see a group of disasters slowly become a family even if they donāt realize it and then someoneās in danger and suddenly everyoneās likeā¦.donāt you fucking touch my family and thereās a moment of realization that theyād all die for each other in a heartbeat and that will always be better than any ship could ever hope to be
If you have a minute, donate a free Valentineās Day card to a sick child, itās completely free and will make somebody very happy š