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[goodnightmemes]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Yeah, where, um, are the living people? ❜

❛ Well, joke’s on them because I don’t even care. ❜

❛ You’re running away because you’re scared. ❜

❛ I ride a bike to work, and it’s not for exercise. ❜

❛ The sun’s really dying, isn’t it? ❜

❛ Am I expendable? ❜

❛ It’s almost like you don’t care if I die. ❜

❛ The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna believe this. Nothing happened. ❜

❛ Just, uh, realizing I was wrong about the only original idea I ever had. ❜

❛ Thank you for your help. I’m glad you didn’t die. ❜

❛ I need people who think they’re right when everyone else thinks they’re wrong. ❜

❛ The world is counting on you. ❜

❛ Been a long time since I’ve taken a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was. ❜

❛ So you wanna build a near-light speed spaceship, have it travel further than any human-made object has ever traveled, and visit a star just to “see what’s up”? ❜

❛ And the astronauts die in space? ❜

❛ There are infinite possibilities for this to go wrong. It almost certainly won’t work. ❜

❛ The alternative is to just do nothing and to starve and to kill each other and watch everything on this planet go extinct, including us. ❜

❛ That’s a long time to be in space. ❜

❛ Nothing about this is safe. ❜

❛ I must have known you, but I just don’t remember. ❜

❛ First, I owe you three bags of vodka. ❜

❛ You deserve much more than this. ❜

❛ I’ll do my best. ❜

❛ It could be a message. It could be a bomb. ❜

❛ Well, I guess there’s egg on both our faces, huh? ❜

❛ I’m wrong about everything and everything’s wrong. ❜

❛ You’re a long way from home. I’m a long way from home too. ❜

❛ I like what you’ve done with the gravity. ❜

❛ Thank you for what I hope is not handcuffs. ❜

❛ We’re here for the same reason. ❜

❛ If we’re gonna save our planets, we have to learn how to communicate. ❜

❛ You know, they say math is the universal language. ❜

❛ Jazz hands means “good”? ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m talking so much. It’s just, I haven’t been around anyone in a long time. ❜

❛ So, I met an alien. ❜

❛ I like to keep a wall up in my relationships anyways. ❜

❛ He’s kinda growing on me. At least he’s not growing in me, you know? Which was a concern for a little while. ❜

❛ So maybe we can help each other. ❜

❛ Fist my bump. ❜

❛ “Fist my bump”? No. It’s fist bump. ❜

❛ Hey, look, I’m seeing so many sides of you lately, and it’s great. Right now I’m seeing the underside of you. ❜

❛ So, we watch each other sleep. ❜

❛ Someone has to keep you safe. ❜

❛ I don’t have the bravery gene that you all have. ❜

❛ You just need to find someone to be brave for. ❜

❛ Dirty, dirty, dirty. Why room so messy, question? ❜

❛ Well, I wasn’t expecting company, was I? ❜

❛ That is the disco ball. That makes me happy. ❜

❛ We can’t just show up in a space ball unannounced and move into someone else’s spaceship. Right? ❜

❛ There has to be boundaries. ❜

❛ So I have a new roommate now. ❜

❛ He tells me what to do, he tells me why to do it, he tells me how to do it, he tells me when to do it. And then when I do it, he’s like, “What are you doing?” ❜

❛ Grumpy, angry, stupid. How long since last sleep, question? ❜

❛ Personal space is at a premium. ❜

❛ There’s no way you can hear me right now. ❜

❛ Too fast. Do puppet show. ❜

❛ There’s no harm in pretending for a little while. ❜

❛ What do you miss most about home? ❜

❛ You’re very mysterious. ❜

❛ Camaraderie helps them do their job, you know. Not so much me. ❜

❛ You think you’re gonna pull it off? ❜

❛ Life is reason! ❜

❛ If ship not at precise angle and speed, we die! ❜

❛ This is a one-way ticket for me, pal. ❜

❛ Yeah, once we’re done, I’m … I’m gonna die. ❜

❛ I’ve made peace with it. ❜

❛ I didn’t mean any of that. That’s just something you say. ❜

❛ How do you know when the hug is done? ❜

❛ They have a great teacher. ❜

❛ Can you take a compliment please? ❜

❛ Oh, humor. Confusing. ❜

❛ Words of encouragement. ❜

❛ I don’t think there is gonna be a later. ❜

❛ I have an idea. First, no crash. Then, not explode. Deal? ❜

❛ I’m not an astronaut! I put the “not” in astronaut. ❜

❛ I’m not heroic in any way. ❜

❛ You’re smart. You’ll figure it out. ❜

❛ This might be very hard for you to understand, but some people are failures. Some people don’t rise to the challenge. ❜

❛ You’re missing out on an important part of the mission, which is the suicide part. ❜

❛ So, just so I’m clear, you’re asking me right now to give up my life. ❜

❛ I’ll watch you sleep, pal. But, uh you gotta wake up. ❜

❛ No pressure, but we did make a deal. ❜

❛ We can go home. ❜

❛ Is special clothing for celebration. ❜

❛ I understand that you think I’m the right person for this mission. But I can’t do it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry, but you just can’t talk me into it. ❜

❛ I’m not trying to talk you into anything. I am trying to make you understand what I’m about to do next. ❜

❛ You will be remembered as a hero. ❜

❛ This may seem like me betraying you, but it’s actually me believing in you. ❜

❛ Sure feels like you’re betraying me. ❜

❛ You know who you are. You’re gonna do great. ❜

❛ You are very brave. ❜

❛ At least I never have to hear you say, “I told you so.” Even though you were right. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN (2026) SENTECE STARTERS

❛ What I didn’t expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can actually feel euphoric. ❜

❛ I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember their past lives and, I don’t know, maybe even the future. ❜

❛ I hope our kid comes out like you. ❜

❛ Are you sure he’s the one?❜

❛ No pressure marrying the favorite child. ❜

❛ Oh, we were just talking about you, and you appeared out of thin air. I told you I can summon things. ❜

❛ Come meet your new family. ❜

❛ Did you know there’s something evil living in these woods? ❜

❛ I stabbed a guy at the dive bar. With the car keys. He was super fucking creepy. ❜

❛ I do feel sort of like I’m having déjà vu but, not the good kind. Like I feel something so familiar, and I don’t know how to describe it except just dread. Like when you just know something bad’s gonna happen. ❜

❛ We won’t be seeing much of each other anymore. ❜

❛ You have always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes. ❜

❛ Time is an unstoppable force. And it will do whatever it can to destroy you. And ultimately, it will win. ❜

❛ It is up to you now to protect the soul in front of you. ❜

❛ Marriage is a powerful merging of souls. It’s like being sewn together. And in the wrong union, it can feel like being chained to a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean. But in the right union, it can feel like immortality. ❜

❛ Cheers to immortality. ❜

❛ Do I adequately protect your soul? ❜

❛ You don’t know anything about what’s going on here. ❜

❛ You know how family is. Oh my God. Oh, I completely forgot. You don’t have a family. ❜

❛ Must have been so, so difficult going through adolescence without a mother. ❜

❛ A mother absorbs her children and vice versa. ❜

❛ I’m so, so, s… so, so, so sorry. Because of what this will do to you both. ❜

❛ Something weird is going on. ❜

❛ There’s this bride-shaped hole, and they just need a body to fill it. ❜

❛ They all keep bursting into tears, and it’s fucking freaking me out. ❜

❛ They’re whispering about shit and crying, and they’re hiding something from us. ❜

❛ She’s gonna do what she’s told if she knows what’s good for her. ❜

❛ I’m not trying to spiral. I’m trying to be good and normal here. But there really is something going on. ❜

❛ They want to, like, sacrifice me to the fucking devil or something. ❜

❛ We have been planning her death for a few months now. ❜

❛ I think you’re exactly what this family needs. You’ll keep us honest. ❜

❛ Let’s postpone the wedding. ❜

❛ Maybe we don’t want to get married under these circumstances. ❜

❛ This is my dumb apology for, like, tactlessly unearthing your family secret. ❜

❛ You thought we were gonna kill you? No offense, but that’s kind of an insane conclusion to draw. ❜

❛ Did someone try to kill you once or something? ❜

❛ I do have to worry about it. Because you’re not worried, and someone has to fucking worry. ❜

❛ It doesn’t go away if you close your eyes real tight. ❜

❛ You didn’t just suddenly exist. You came from… somewhere, and when you die, you will leave somewhere behind. ❜

❛ You shouldn’t sleep in the bathtub. ❜

❛ What about me soaking quietly in a bathtub makes you go, “Let me come in here and stab him over and over again with a toothpick till he bleeds to death.” ❜

❛ Oh, baby, you want nice? You should have married the other one. ❜

❛ But that’s the thing, you don’t want nice. Because I hate to break it to you. You’re not actually nice either. ❜

❛ Say it. Or drown me. ❜

❛ You need to deal with your shit, yeah? Because things will start slipping away all around you. ❜

❛ Are you who you want your son to be? ❜

❛ Baby, sometimes I fantasize about hiring someone to kill you. ❜

❛ Okay, how do I call a family meeting? ❜

❛ You don’t take compliments well. ❜

❛ It’s kind of a bad omen to get married during a death ceremony. ❜

❛ Good thing I haven’t had this awful feeling ever since I got here that something bad is gonna happen. ❜

❛ It’s just, I feel like I’ve been here before. ❜

❛ I’ve had dreams about this place. Like this room, this exact room. ❜

❛ You are not going to die because you’re getting married. ❜

❛ Why would you show me that? ❜

❛ You lied to me about everything! ❜

❛ Oh my God. Stop. You’re a fucking crazy person! ❜

❛ Tell me you don’t feel it too. Tell me you feel hunky-dory. Tell me you feel like everything’s fucking… peaches and butterflies. ❜

❛ Did you feel it when you got closer to this place? Just… dread? Fear? ❜

❛ You are going to die if you marry him. ❜

❛ I did it, all of it, to protect you. ❜

❛ Death loves a bargain. ❜

❛ Death has been following you. Turn around. He wants to get a closer look. ❜

❛ When you are immortal like me, you miss the threats of Death. It makes things interesting. ❜

❛ You are not letting me go. I am not yours. Okay? I’m already gone, and you can’t fix it. ❜

❛ Do you believe in curses? ❜

❛ You are the one person for me. You are the one. ❜

❛ Your soul…It’s so pure and perfect. I’m never gonna let anything happen to it because your soul is mine, and mine is yours, okay? ❜

❛ My mother told us the best thing you can do before you decide to marry someone is go through something traumatic together. ❜

❛ Has anyone died in front of you? ❜

❛ I mean, if there is such thing as a soulmate, then, yes, [name] is my soulmate. ❜

❛ This can’t be your burden. ❜

❛ It’s not a fake monster story. It’s real fucking horror. ❜

❛ It’s fine that you don’t believe in it. But I saw it with my own eyes. ❜

❛ Your soulmate’s a liar. ❜

❛ Want to talk about fate? How about the way you and I met? ❜

❛ I think I just saved your life. ❜

❛ You lied to me about so many things. ❜

❛ I am not a fucking adventure for you to go on. ❜

❛ Maybe I shouldn’t have saved your life that day. ❜

❛ Oh my gosh! She is so mean! She looks poor. ❜

❛ I need a favor. It’s illegal and weird, and you can’t ask me any questions. ❜

❛ I assumed I was helping you run away or fake your own death or something interesting. ❜

❛ It’s still breaking and entering if you steal a key. ❜

❛ I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée. ❜

❛ There are no signs from the universe. It’s just you taking something that happened and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren’t, and then deciding what it means. ❜

❛ Wanna talk about real shit? This is the end of how things are. ❜

❛ Soon, we’re gonna have a decision to make. Let each other go or find a new reason to stick together. ❜

❛ I’m sick of this family treating me like a child. It’s fucking with me. ❜

❛ You have to admit you do have trouble accepting things. You can’t accept imperfection. ❜

❛ The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself. ❜

❛ You’re drawn to stories, not people. ❜

❛ Just be careful. I don’t want you to ruin everything like you usually do. ❜

❛ How do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid? ❜

❛ God forbid anyone’s honest around here. ❜

❛ I don’t say this lightly. You’re really, really, really lucky to have me. Because I know how to summon the dead. ❜

❛ This curse thing has completely bent your reality. ❜

❛ It’s your last night of freedom. Do whatever you want with it. ❜

❛ There is no such thing as bad luck. Only bad decisions. And this is one of them. ❜

❛ She made me summon the devil to see if she was your soulmate. ❜

❛ I am walking down the fucking aisle into his arms, no matter what. ❜

❛ It’s a ritual, and we have to do it, and then everything’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ I’m a medium-bad person, and when I think about it, I’ve actually always known this, and this is an opportunity for me to fix it. ❜

❛ You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person. ❜

❛ So I’m gonna do it, and you’re either gonna help me or you’re not, but I’m gonna do it. ❜

❛ This will not be a tragedy-filled wedding. ❜

❛ Do you think this is the only way to survive? ❜

❛ I will not let you turn this wedding into some devil-worshiping party. ❜

❛ What do you want my blood for? ❜

❛ It’s true what they say. No one escapes the three rings of marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ❜

❛ Would you have changed yourself irrevocably to turn into my soulmate? ❜

❛ Can we get back to the part where I don’t die? ❜

❛ Everything’s gonna be okay, because I’m going to change. ❜

❛ I don’t want anything about you to change. ❜

❛ It’s like, yeah, you might be cursed, but I’m pretty sure I’m evil or something. ❜

❛ We were so good before we got here. ❜

❛ So, you believe me, right? About the curse? ❜

❛ The only certainty in life is death. ❜

❛ I have nothing to worry about, because you are my good luck charm. ❜

❛ I understand you now better than I ever have before. ❜

❛ Marriage destroys people. ❜

❛ I don’t want our relationship to change. ❜

❛ Let’s just get the keys, get in the car, and drive. Fuck all this. ❜

❛ You were supposed to take the leap of faith with me. ❜

❛ I just refuted my family’s whole value system for you! ❜

❛ That’s not a reason to get married. It should be because we love each other and we believe in that. ❜

❛ Our whole relationship revolves around you. ❜

❛ It’s always me reassuring you that everything’s okay, even when there’s literally nothing going on! Because you think something’s always out to get you, so I’m always tiptoeing around your sensitivities. ❜

❛ Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you. Nothing is easy. ❜

❛ You’re a really hard person to love! ❜

❛ You loved me? Do you not love me anymore? ❜

❛ Do you not believe in the curse? ❜

❛ I think both of us have been cursed in our own ways by the systems that raised us. ❜

❛ You don’t let me think independently of you! You don’t accept it when I don’t share your exact perspective. ❜

❛ What you do when you love someone is you believe the person that you love. That’s what trust is. ❜

❛ You chose a version of me a long time ago, and that’s all I am. ❜

❛ I’m not gonna fucking die for him. ❜

❛ I’m not gonna betray myself for you anymore. I deserve a second chance. ❜

❛ I knew that bitch was satanic from the second I saw her. ❜

❛ I don’t know what my life looks like without you. ❜

❛ I’m so sorry that this happened to you, okay? But remember that… it did happen. So don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

READY OR NOT (2019) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ I honestly can't wait to be a part of your moderately fucked-up family. ❜

❛ Who cares what they think? They're horrible people. ❜

❛ I want them to accept me. ❜

❛ It's not too late to flee, you know. ❜

❛ You don't belong in this family. I mean that as a compliment. ❜

❛ Don't take it personally. They're just trying to figure out if you're a gold-digging whore. ❜

❛ She'll never be one of us. ❜

❛ You'll have to hide better than that. ❜

❛ Of course, you have a secret door. ❜

❛ So, at midnight you have to play a game. ❜

❛ It's just a weird family ritual. ❜

❛ I always sort of dreamed of having a... a family. ❜

❛ I just don't wanna let you down. ❜

❛ I've been totally stalking you on Instagram. ❜

❛ I'm so excited to be a part of your family. ❜

❛ Do you like to play games? ❜

❛ You know, it's almost as if someone's watching over us. ❜

❛ It says, "hide and seek." Are we really gonna play that? ❜

❛ You can hide anywhere inside the house. We then count to 100 and try to, um... well, find you. ❜

❛ So, there's no way for me to win, right? ❜

❛ There is nothing usual about this. ❜

❛ Am I really supposed to know how to use this thing? ❜

❛ You know I've never liked you, right? ❜

❛ Why did you shoot her in the face, sweetheart? ❜

❛ She needs to be alive for the ritual. ❜

❛ We gotta get you out of here right now. ❜

❛ You're gonna have to run, okay? ❜

❛ They think they have to kill you before sunrise. ❜

❛ I had to play along so that I can get you out. ❜

❛ I know that sounds crazy, but you have to believe me, it is real. ❜

❛ You said your family was fucked-up, but you didn't say psycho killers. ❜

❛ You brought me here, you didn't warn me. ❜

❛ You're everything to me, and I promise you I'm gonna get you out of here, okay? ❜

❛ I don't know what I'm doing! ❜

❛ You can help me. Please. ❜

❛ This doesn't end well for you. ❜

❛ It's true what they say: the rich really are different. ❜

❛ I'll give you a ten-second head start. ❜

❛ Could you at least pretend to care? ❜

❛ Oh, I'm sure you'll find her and kill her with or without my help. ❜

❛ You couldn't wait to sign your soul away. ❜

❛ I'd rather be dead than lose all of this. ❜

❛ Who's the fuckup now, right? Still me? ❜

❛ Let's go take a walk, find you an edible, even you out a little bit. ❜

❛ May I please use a weapon made this century? ❜

❛ If we don't find her and perform the ritual before dawn, we're all dead. ❜

❛ Whose side are you on? ❜

❛ None of us expected to be doing this tonight. ❜

❛ You'll never know how it felt that night to be told that the only man that I'd ever loved had to die. ❜

❛ What the fuck is wrong with you? ❜

❛ Fucking rich people. ❜

❛ Do you think that this is a fucking game? ❜

❛ Well, here's to you, fucker, because now we are all fucking fucked! ❜

❛ And, pumpkin, try not to kill anyone else. ❜

❛ Hey, hey. So, at what point do we just cut and run? ❜

❛ We all deserve to die. ❜

❛ It's funny, I came out here to escape the madness. ❜

❛ You don't wanna kill me. You don't want me to die. ❜

❛ I can't let my entire family die because of you. ❜

❛ I am not who you think I am. ❜

❛ With family, one hopes for the best. ❜

❛ Well then, I suppose I'm dead either way. ❜

❛ Maybe one night when I was chanting and slicing the throat of a goat, it occurred to me that that wasn't a completely normal thing to do. ❜

❛ I realized that you'll do pretty much anything if your family says it's okay.❜

❛ So, if it comes down to you or her, I choose her. ❜

❛ We renew our pledge this night, as our ancestors before us, with this offering of living flesh and blood. ❜

❛ All I knew was, at some point, somebody had to burn it all down. Never thought it'd be me. ❜

❛ You're just another sacrifice. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna let you hurt my family! ❜

❛ Fuck your fucking family! ❜

❛ You won't be with me after this, will you? ❜

❛ I fucking knew it. It's all bullshit. ❜

❛ I want a divorce. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Can you imagine never dreaming? Would you look forward to sleep? Or would it terrify you when the day broke? ❜

❛ Do you miss me? I miss you. Despite our recent unpleasantness - still missing each other. ❜

❛ You ruin it with remorse. It was a perfect betrayal. ❜

❛ I'm gonna bloody kill you. I'm merely waiting until you're happy. ❜

❛ What's worse than a nightmare? If your soul's projecting out its fears, at least it's up and running. But the absence of anything? The void. The nothing. ❜

❛ I want this. To remember. ❜

❛ What, after all, can the damned really say to the damned? ❜

❛ I don't know what else is blurred or misremembered. ❜

❛ He wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting them back together as he sees fit. ❜

❛ As long as you walk the Earth, I'll never taste the fire, you understand me? ❜

❛ If there was no me, and there was no him...who would you be? ❜

❛ I don't know what I need. Maybe a new brain in my head. ❜

❛ Please, don't pretend to be something you're not, yeah? ❜

❛ Never thought about choosing to pretend. Life hasn't been kind enough to allow me that. ❜

❛ Photos are the record of time passing. ❜

❛ Suppose we were to let you go. Suppose the reaper had a heart that could resist your beauty.  ❜

❛ Death awaits everyone. Everywhere. Why not here? ❜

❛ Do you know what it means to be loved by death? ❜

❛ Should have seen that coming. Did not see that one coming. ❜

❛ You shared a boyfriend! This is great! ❜

❛ Best lies got some truth to 'em. ❜

❛ What else is there to be scared of? Other than your own lust? ❜

❛ Do not waste your life seeking revenge on the person or persons who did this. Do not give them the satisfaction of the hunt. Let treachery eat away at them from within. ❜

❛ All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. ❜

❛ Love of my life, or is it more "rebound of my life" with you two? ❜

❛ You carry yourself well. ❜

❛ But what is that morality other than rules agreed upon? ❜

❛ They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone. ❜

❛ You haven’t told him what you are, have you? ❜

❛ I could speak until the end of the world, and I could never tell you what you have destroyed here. ❜

❛ Never say I love you to a raging narcissist. ❜

❛ You might be having a good time now, but there's danger if they find out we lied. ❜

❛ Show me where you go at night. ❜

❛ Then what room is there left for me, if you have not found yourself? ❜

❛ Aren't there gradations to evil? Is evil a great perilous gulf one falls into with the first sin? ❜

❛ I killed him and he fucking had it coming. ❜

❛ Even now, I'm still the only one you trust. ❜

❛ Go on, kill me again! Show me the only way you know how to love. ❜

❛ I've seen it all before. I've seen too much. ❜

❛ You don't understand the danger I risk every night for you. How that danger compounds with every slight. ❜

❛ I was wondering if you wanted to take one of our walks. ❜

❛ When you're the oldest suit in town, it is a comfort to be among your contemporaries. ❜

❛ I don't enjoy using my powers like that. ❜

❛ I served him with all my heart. Basked in his mercy, his worshipful mercy. ❜

❛ Who am I? I am my history I have endured? I am the job I do not want? I do not know anymore. ❜

❛ One dark thing after another. Maybe I seek it out. Maybe I chase after it. ❜

❛ Even in between the dark things...there's something broken in me. A collision in me, like I wanna go bang. ❜

❛ Well, go bang. Go flag it out or go cold. I mean, that's fine, then you'll be fine again. And then bang. And then okay, and then bang, and...You just get used to it, like weather. ❜

❛ Let us agree, going forward, you will do more than the bare minimum. And the friend you made, you will not see again. ❜

❛ Well... what is vampire life but poor decisions, stacked next to better ones. ❜

❛ Oh, I forgot! Love makes you stupid. Makes you fickle and weak and blind. ❜

❛ Picked another one over me! ❜

❛ The wilderness that is our daughter. ❜

❛ I want you more than anything in the world. ❜

❛ How often has [name] spared a life? ❜

❛ Fuck! Are those fangs? ❜

❛ You paid a biblical price for your first love. ❜

❛ Will you, uh, do the fang thing again? ❜

❛ You were given the gift and I've been hearing you bitch the night away about it. ❜

❛ You don't understand the meaning of your own story! ❜

❛ Not sure that killing me was a totally warranted response to my idiocy. ❜

❛ I deserved to have my ass kicked for the sheer number of times I said, "And then what?" ❜

❛ Mark it on the calendar, align it with Ursa Major. [name]'s tri-annual fuck off and find me - with apologies to follow. ❜

❛ Oh, this is boring! You're boring! You are so boring! ❜

❛ The ten hours I spent with that boy were more exciting, more fascinating, than decades with you! ❜

❛ Oh, there it is! The half-blank, half-apocalyptic look! But what does it mean tonight, huh? ❜

❛ I don't... I don't remember. I don't remember any of this. ❜

❛ Pieces of my life, gone. I knew who I was without those pieces. ❜

❛ I'm told you've lived a fascinating life. ❜

❛ I could be on my knees in a second. ❜

❛ Is that what makes you fascinating? ❜

❛ If you want the insanity back, if you wanted escape from this prison of empathy I've locked you away in, all you had to do was ask. ❜

❛ I am the quiet you've been longing for. ❜

❛ After what you've put me through here, I deserve this. ❜

❛ I preserve your happiness even when you don't or can't. ❜

❛ What does it mean to die...when you can live until the end of the world? And what is the end of the world... except a phrase? ❜

❛ Fuck these vampires. ❜

❛ Clothes off, face down in the coffin. You can read 'em to me while I fuck you. ❜

❛ What's it like to drink blood? Is it like drinking life itself? ❜

❛ I'd like a couple of months when you don't tear things down or fuck things up. ❜

❛ I've been a third all my life. ❜

❛ I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. ❜

❛ You think you're happy with me now? Can you imagine me without the burden of her? ❜

❛ Is that what you found when you went looking for yourself? Shortcut to the end of things? ❜

❛ You want to be one of us? ❜

❛ If you make me a monster, you’ll only be turning me into what I already am. ❜

❛ You gotta give up something to get something. ❜

❛ I have never made a vampire. ❜

❛ Ooh! What's up your arse tonight? Is your companion stuck up there, chewing on your inner bits like a hamster? ❜

❛ Those we make ourselves will always despise us for it. ❜

❛ Don't worry about the blood. It's the blood that made you. ❜

❛ The lamb smiling up at the wolf with unsettling passivity. ❜

❛ You'll find your way back to each other. ❜

❛ They gave me a choice. I chose. ❜

❛ This is too important a moment in our story for these games. ❜

❛ Why did I owe you my shame? Why did I owe you my one act of cowardice? ❜

❛ Flowers growing from the dead. Cold things becoming warm. ❜

❛ Why don't you want him to know how much you love him?  ❜

❛ It's a story of love. Not butchery. ❜

❛ How do you know that it was not your own voice? Speaking your own unspeakable desires. Screaming them in the darkness... in the hopes that I would come to you. ❜

❛ But I wonder...where lies their disgust now? ❜

❛ This is loneliness. You want to curl up and die, don't you? ❜

❛ I'll stay. I'll never leave you ever again. I promise. ❜

❛ And she will be miserable! And you will love her! And it will spiral beyond your reach! ❜

❛ She asked if I was an angel! Me! ❜

❛ You will regret this for the rest of your life. ❜

❛ I see the best of my vampiric self in her. ❜

❛ Remember that we are monsters. And to us monsters, what's a bite between paramours? ❜

❛ A wolf congratulated for not killing her pups. ❜

❛ I did it to hurt him. And it did hurt him. And afterwards, he was a broken thing. I know, I saw, because I am the one who broke him! ❜

❛ I couldn't persuade him to return my affections. I couldn't force him to love me and so...I broke him. ❜

❛ What is worse than that? Crushing what you cannot own? ❜

❛ I will always be sorry for what I did to you. I was not worthy of the forgiveness you would give me. ❜

❛ Can I cry and say that I'm sorry too? ❜

❛ Don't know why I bother. You didn't come here for me. ❜

❛ My vampire heart quiver-eth. ❜

❛ The martyr skips her way to hell. ❜

❛ If there is an afterlife, I'm going to come back and fucking kill all of you. And if there isn't an afterlife, I'll still gonna find a way. ❜

❛ What was left to endure for? [name] is dead. ❜

❛ Does anyone ever ask Lazarus if he wanted to be woken? ❜

❛ I was dead. But my rage... My rage had risen. ❜

❛ If I could explain to you the events, I think you would understand why it was I acted as I did. ❜

❛ I know you will never forgive me. I am not seeking forgiveness. ❜

❛ My prevailing thought was...if I am not with him, I am nothing. ❜

❛ The plan? I was going to die, and I was going to take as many of them with me as I could. ❜

❛ When did you start lying to me? ❜

❛ Does it take a lot out of you? Destroying everything in your wake? ❜

❛ I came here to have a think on my origins. Why I do what I do. ❜

❛ I've come to kill you. ❜

❛ He and I are going to spend the rest of our lives together. And wherever your miserable life takes you, whoever you find to endure time with, whatever pale proxy of me, I'll be with him. ❜

❛ And that's the end of it. There's nothing else. ❜

❛ He loved you. I can say that now. He loved you a great deal. ❜

❛ It's in your nature. Couldn't get out the door without lobbing one more bomb. ❜

❛ You have no idea of [name]'s strength! ❜

❛ You were supposed to die with [name]. ❜

❛ I'm companion enough for myself now. ❜

❛ I wanted you to suffer. Because I was suffering. ❜

❛ Shall we list all the ways we have wronged each other and why it'll never be right between monstrous… ❜

❛ I came to thank you. For the gift you offered me. The gift I denied. For the nights in front of me, where I might learn to live honestly. Thank you. ❜

❛ I'm guessing you haven't heard from my maker? ❜

[goodnightmemes]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ There are stories out there that need to be told. ❜

❛ Mortality beats a heavy drum. ❜

❛ Let the tale seduce you. Just as I was seduced. ❜

❛ Dishonesty breeds dishonesty. ❜

❛ The Earth's a savage garden. ❜

❛ How do you do that? Get in my head like that. ❜

❛ I have seen death over and over and over and over again. It's boring. ❜

❛ Easy prey for the discerning predator. ❜

❛ And rather than fix it like a man should, I run like a coward. I run to the bottle. I run to the grift. I run to bad beds. ❜

❛ I laid down with the Devil. And he has roots in me, all his spindly roots in me, and I can't think nothin' anymore but his voice and his words! ❜

❛ I'm not the Devil. You were wrong about that. But I can give you death. ❜

❛ What rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow. ❜

❛ I can swap this life of shame, swap it out for a dark gift and a power you can't begin to imagine. You just have to ask me for it. ❜

❛ For the first time in my life, I was seen. ❜

❛ Be my companion. Be all the beautiful things you are, and be them without apology. For all eternity. ❜

❛ Memory is a monster. We forget, it doesn't. ❜

❛ This is your home now. ❜

❛ The life of a vampire has its challenges and its rewards... ❜

❛ Do you contemplate the life of the rabbit before you cut it? Or do you simply cut?❜

❛ These are nightmares I'm having, not dreams. ❜

❛ You chase after phantoms of your former self. I'll break you of it. ❜

❛ You hide from me this long again, I'll hunt you down and slap you sideways. ❜

❛ You are a library of confusion. ❜

❛ I don't like sleeping angry. ❜

❛ For the record, if disrespect was done to you, I would have killed him myself. ❜

❛ If you love your family, as I know you do, spare them all the pain that you are causing them. ❜

❛ I'm your family. ❜

❛ I've been neglectful of our romance. ❜

❛ There is one thing about being a vampire that I most fear above all else... and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness, a void stretching out for decades at a time. ❜

❛ We must stay together and take precaution and never part. ❜

❛ Well, I don't say that you have to enjoy it! Kill them swiftly if you have to, but do it! Embrace what you are! You are a killer! ❜

❛ Come now, love, let's get you to the couch to die. ❜

❛ If you'd listen to me, if you finally submit to your nature, you will be filled, with all the life you can hold. ❜

❛ You will see death in all its beauty, life as it is only known at the very point of the death. You alone, of all creatures, can see death with that impunity. ❜

❛ You alone, under the rising moon, can strike like the hand of God. ❜

❛ Hunting is pure instinct. Reason is a set of leg irons. ❜

❛ Every one of them is capable of abomination, even the ones worthy of admiration. ❜

❛ I don't wanna kill people anymore. ❜

❛ This is the odyssey of recollection. ❜

❛ Oh, come now. I don't bite. ❜

❛ Aren't I enough? ❜

❛ We'll be together ten thousand nights, a hundred thousand.  ❜

❛ What we're doing is hard. Anything that wards off the dungs of the everlasting road we walk. ❜

❛ There. I said it. We're communicating so much better now, no? ❜

❛ You ever think about those old days when we were kids? ❜

❛ You wanna come around, you come around when people are awake. ❜

❛ Well, I thought we could have an orgy. You can fuck them, and I can eat them. ❜

❛ What can I say? I'm a lot. I'm not perfect. ❜

❛ I heard your hearts dancing! ❜

❛ You watched the whole thing like some creeper! ❜

❛ This is not a life! ❜

❛ Am I from the Devil? Is my very nature that of the Devil? ❜

❛ You're here to threaten me, I suppose. ❜

❛ Why is your heart beatin' so fast? ❜

❛ Did you not smile when he begged? Did you not feel pleasure as you carved him up? ❜

❛ You did what you did because it gave you pleasure. ❜

❛ That's why you and me ain't never gon' work. That's why you're always gonna be alone. ❜

❛ I'm not human no more, am I? ❜

❛ I'll teach you, but not if we're going to have family secrets. ❜

❛ We're a family? ❜

❛ When I'm tired, I'm not so kind. ❜

❛ Fighting sounds funny in French. ❜

❛ I thought we weren't supposed to keep secrets. ❜

❛ For a killing machine, I kinda like her. ❜

❛ You wouldn't believe how time flies when there's people to eat and money to spend. ❜

❛ We do like mortals do. We fight, we eat, we laugh, we sleep, we love. ❜

❛ You've been too sheltered, my belladonnic beauty. ❜

❛ You must be most ferocious, hmm? ❜

❛ There's something back there, something evil. ❜

❛ I finally got a few secrets of my own. ❜

❛ This is why we never get close to mortals. Because sooner or later, they end up dead. ❜

❛ That means there's so much more fun out there to have. I'm just getting started.❜

❛ I'm trying to think of something more fucked up than this. ❜

❛ Stay out of my head. ❜

❛ I care for him more than he cares for himself. ❜

❛ A whole lot of concern's been wasted on you these past months. ❜

❛ Where are the bodies? ❜

❛ Sounds like there's a maniac on the loose. ❜

❛ So much wine in his blood. And beer and whisky. ❜

❛ Happy? We were not happy. ❜

❛ Who am I supposed to love? ❜

❛ What is this? Look at me. What have you done? ❜

❛ He treats us like shit and you take it! Why is that? ❜

❛ Been following you. You ain't been your careful self. ❜

❛ Don't... Don't run off. ❜

❛ Poor dear. She wasn't held enough in between ritualistic murders. ❜

❛ Once you put it out there, they decide what it is. It can get away from you. ❜

❛ Assume we are under suspicion. ❜

❛ We should leave the city, start anew. ❜

❛ You draw me into your gloom. ❜

❛ If what I've read is lies, then tell me what's true. ❜

❛ The vampires out there are vicious. Oh...but you've learned that already. ❜

❛ Come with me!  I thought I could live without you, but I was wrong. ❜

❛ His love is a small box he keeps you in. Don't stay in it. ❜

❛ I fought myself a million times, fought my nature, controlled my temper. I never once harmed you. ❜

❛ Let him go. It's me you want. ❜

❛ Listen to me, and listen very carefully: It was never you. ❜

❛ I have patiently waited in vain for you to love me... as I love you. ❜

❛ Just say it. Say, "I am never going to love you". It would help me a great deal to hear that from your lips...your quivering...hateful lips. ❜

❛ Excruciating pain was the proof I was still alive. ❜

❛ You know he's a vampire, right? ❜

❛ NDAs signed by any and all who cross the threshold, eh? ❜

❛ Are you still dreaming about our first meeting? ❜

❛ Are we the sum of our worst moments? Can we be forgiven if we do not forgive others ourselves? ❜

❛ You gonna be my knight in vengeful black? ❜

❛ Save your charity for the needful. ❜

❛ If you want me to go away, just say so. I'll obey you. I'll leave your life forever. ❜

❛ This silence is cruel. And you were never cruel. ❜

❛ It's a bond that can never fully be severed. A bond like that makes you believe there are only two of you on the planet. ❜

❛ We leave the damage so we never forget the damage. ❜

❛ She's grown very protective of me. ❜

❛ I ask these questions because I'm trying to understand you better. ❜

❛ I admire your steadfast pursuit of a game you clearly have no acumen for. ❜

❛ You're ugly when you act like that. ❜

❛ They don't appreciate you like I do. ❜

❛ Well, now that I'm dead, I can be whoever I want. ❜

❛ I seek refuge from complaints when I visit you, dear. ❜

❛ He's the father of lies. ❜

❛ This life, it does a number on the head, on the soul... if we even have a soul. ❜

❛ When he hurts you again, and he will, come find me. ❜

❛ You don't need me. You think you do, but you don't. You're smarter now. You see trouble coming a mile away. ❜

❛ You left without saying goodbye. Again. ❜

❛ Back in your cage, sweetheart. ❜

❛ We endure each other for [name]’s happiness. ❜

❛ I love you. I don't say it often enough anymore. ❜

❛ So...question. Can an immortal meet mortality? ❜

❛ Knowledge is the ocean's edge. ❜

❛ We have to leave this place. ❜

❛ You spend an hour alone with him and you're breathing in sync together. ❜

❛ I'll lose myself in him. ❜

❛ You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me. ❜

❛ I came to make peace with you. ❜

❛ You're gonna try to kill him at this party? ❜

❛ I mean, this is all good and... sufficiently creepy. What do you want? ❜

❛ Would you like to know the secret of immortality? ❜

❛ I wanted him dead. I wanted him all to myself. ❜

❛ I'm going to miss this place. ❜

❛ I was his, and he was mine. ❜

❛ Always the petty slights with you. ❜

❛ We are joined by a cord, by a cord that you cannot see, but it is real. It is real. ❜

❛ I have loved you...with all myself. ❜

❛ I'm happy it was you...here with me…at the end. ❜

❛ Murder? What murder? It was an act of mercy. ❜

❛ You've only heard half the story. ❜

❛ This time, I won't save your life. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

just MORE great Doctor Who quotes

❛ Please, just see me. ❜

❛ Fear makes companions of us all. ❜

❛ I was going to be with you. Forever. ❜

❛ Love is not an emotion. Love is a promise. ❜

❛ Not everything ends. Not love. Not always. ❜

❛ You’d go to hell if she asked. And she would. ❜

❛ How can a man so young have eyes so old? ❜

❛ Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. ❜

❛ An enemy is just a friend you don’t really know yet. ❜

❛ You don't get to decide when and how your debt is paid! ❜

❛ You know, when I was little like you, I dreamt of the stars. ❜

❛ You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. ❜

❛ One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel. ❜

❛ There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes. ❜

❛ Mums. Even when they are gone, they're never really done saving us. ❜

❛ You are loved, by so many and so much, and by no one more than me. ❜

❛ Nobody grows up wrong. You are what you are, and that is magnificent. ❜

❛ Everything’s got to end sometime. Otherwise, nothing would ever get started. ❜

❛ There’s no such thing as monsters, they’re just creatures you haven’t met yet. ❜

❛ I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it. ❜

❛ I'm not running away from things. I'm running to them before they flare and fade forever. ❜

❛ I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams. ❜

❛ When you love them, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. ❜

❛A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. ❜

❛ Hardly anything is evil. But most things are hungry. Hunger looks very like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. ❜

❛ Courage isn’t a matter of not being frightened, you know. It’s being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway. ❜

❛ I’m being very clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed. What’s the point in having you all? ❜

❛ You know what's dangerous about you? It's not that you make people take risks, it's that you make them want to impress you. ❜

❛ Love, in all its form, is the most powerful weapon we have. Because love is a form and like hope, love abides in the face of everything. ❜

❛ You are unique in the universe. There is only one you and there will never be another. Getting rid of that existence isn't a sacrifice, it's a waste! ❜

❛ I think it's fair to say in the language of your age, that I lived my dream, I owned the stage, gave it a hundred and ten percent. I hope you have as much fun as I did. ❜

❛ I carry them with me. What they would have thought and said and done. Make them a part of who I am. So even though they’re gone from the world, they’re never gone from me. ❜

❛ We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. ❜

❛ We're all dead eventually. There's hardly any time that we're not dead. Which is a good thing, too. We've got to keep the pace up, otherwise nothing would get done. Dying defines us. Snow isn't snow until it falls. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

just some great Doctor Who quotes

❛ Let me be brave. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go. ❜

❛ Together or not at all. ❜

❛ How about that? I win. ❜

❛ Laugh hard, run fast, be kind. ❜

❛ To save you, I can do anything. ❜

❛ Look how far I went for fear of losing you. ❜

❛ Whole worlds pivot on acts of imagination. ❜

❛ Nothing’s sad till it’s over, then everything is. ❜

❛ Everybody lives. Just this once. Everybody lives. ❜

❛ Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face. ❜

❛ Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life. ❜

❛ Stories are where memories go when they’re forgotten. ❜

❛ I’ll be keeping you safe. One last victory. Allow me that. ❜

❛ Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. ❜

❛ We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ❜

❛ I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe. ❜

❛ All that pain and misery and loneliness, and it just made it kind. ❜

❛ Does it ever bother you that your life doesn’t make any sense? ❜

❛ I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never gonna leave you. ❜

❛ No, I mean it. I would rather die. It’s better to die than to live like you. ❜

❛ What happened to you? When did killing someone become an option? ❜

❛ The only way anyone can live in peace is if they’re prepared to forgive. ❜

❛ Don’t play games with me. Don’t ever, ever, think you’re capable of that. ❜

❛ You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I! ❜

❛ Never be cruel and never be cowardly, and if you are, always make amends. ❜

❛ Everything’s got to end sometime. Otherwise, nothing would ever get started. ❜

❛ Oh, look, I’m angry. That’s new. I’m really not sure what’s going to happen now. ❜

❛ Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many. ❜

❛ Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make any difference? ❜

❛ Sometimes, the only choices you have are bad ones, but you still have to choose. ❜

❛ Is there a word for ‘total screaming genius’ that sounds modest and just a tiny bit sexy? ❜

❛ You’re stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. ❜

❛ Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume that I am so easily distracted. ❜

❛ Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters. It’s the person. ❜

❛ It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing under the bed, or in the dark, so long as you know it’s ok to be afraid of it. ❜

❛ If you’re very wise and very strong, fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind. ❜

❛ Shut up! I can’t let you die, without knowing you are loved. By so many, and so much. And by no one more than me. ❜

❛ If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me. ❜

❛ Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts. ❜

❛ Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don’t have anything to lose! ❜

❛ Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good. ❜

❛ You asked me if you were a good man. And the answer is… I don’t know. But I think you try to be. And I think that’s probably the point. ❜

❛ Love, in all its forms, is the most powerful weapon we have. Because love is a form of hope. And like hope, love abides. In the face of everything ❜

❛ The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. ❜

❛ You’re all the same, you screaming kids, you know that? “Look at me, I’m unforgivable.” Well here’s the unforeseeable, I forgive you. After all you’ve done. I forgive you. ❜

❛ The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things or make them unimportant. ❜

❛ Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they’re going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy if they’re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON FOUR SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ There's this cliche where serial killers are always described as, "quiet, kept to himself, kind of a loner." It's a cliche for a reason.❜

❛ How much are we living the dream? ❜

❛ I need a good kill. ❜

❛ The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick If he doesn't rule this a homicide. ❜

❛ You know, when things are going good, I think that's god's way of saying to cover your ass, because something's gonna jump up and bite it, hard. ❜

❛ Who knew life could get so... unsimple? ❜

❛ Fuck off and die. Then die again. ❜

❛ Blood tells. Blood always tells. ❜

❛ Not really anybody else I can tell about that, you know? ❜

❛ I've already lost my innocence. I'm not going to sacrifice yours too. ❜

❛ Life has a natural forward momentum. Certain things are inevitable. ❜

❛ My keen forensic sense of smell tells me you're wearing new perfume. ❜

❛ If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat. ❜

❛ You've got a family to support and people to dismember. You're spinning too many plates. ❜

❛ Dude, there's no "me" in "team.". Well, technically there is, but… ❜

❛ We could grab dinner, review the case, maybe catch a bad guy. ❜

❛ I was off my game. Sloppy. ❜

❛ For the first time in so long, I'm actually...happy. ❜

❛ So if you've come back here to rekindle something between us, it's not gonna happen. ❜

❛ Dude, seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out. ❜

❛ The danger of community is that the people who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, The lone wolves, risk being singled out. ❜

❛ This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks. ❜

❛ How come you never make the coffee, even if you're up first? ❜

❛ Climb in the back. You'll be right on the subwoofer. You can feel the bass in your spine. ❜

❛ Great, security lights. Just what every serial killer needs. ❜

❛ I hope you're not taking any of this seriously. ❜

❛ I'd know that foul mouth anywhere. ❜

❛ Wow. That's impressive. In a very evil way. ❜

❛ People like us don't really belong anywhere. We just pass through. ❜

❛ When you're angry, you're very sexy, so this could be sort of a win-win for me. ❜

❛ You're exactly the same as me, just in a much prettier package. ❜

❛ Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's the very people who are supposed to be protecting us:. ❜

❛ Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking. ❜

❛ I thought I could keep my feelings for you as background noise to this investigation. But, in working with you, that noise has gotten...loud. ❜

❛ You're the one who wanted a challenge. And now you've batted the beehive. ❜

❛ I never leave anything to chance. ❜

❛ What, are you gonna murder me too? Like you murdered your family? ❜

❛ You're sick. I know what you did. I have proof. ❜

❛ Go ahead. Tell them. No one is going to believe you over me. ❜

❛ You can't hide what you are. ❜

❛ You're going to have to choose. You will choose your life over theirs. ❜

❛ I'd rather risk them knowing the truth...than lose them. ❜

❛ Don't go disappearing on me again. ❜

❛ Every crime scene is a jigsaw puzzle. So many pieces. Assemble them right, a picture forms. ❜

❛ I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know I'd been hit until I was on the ground. ❜

❛ You deserve so much better. ❜

❛ So much work. But I have to finish what I started, right? ❜

❛ You fucked me to thank me? ❜

❛ So when do you suppose it'll be a good time to discuss why you lied to me? ❜

❛ This isn't about choices or even about you. Sometimes bad things just happen. ❜

❛ That's the answer to this? Bad things happen? ❜

❛ I know this doesn't change what happened, but hopefully you'll find some peace of mind knowing this thing's over. ❜

❛ What the fuck's your problem? You have everything, and you're doing your goddamn best to throw it all away. ❜

❛ I'm the fuck-up in the family. Not you. ❜

❛ It doesn't matter what I do. Or what I choose. I'm what's wrong. ❜

❛ If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm... I'm broken. ❜

❛ The most disturbing thing about your lying is that... I'm beginning to see just how good you really are at it. ❜

❛ I'm perfectly comfortable with bodily fluids: blood, snot, tears. But the emotions that go along with them, not so much. ❜

❛ I don't want to keep making the same mistakes. ❜

❛ I need a partner. Someone I can trust. Unless you can be completely honest with me...I don't want to do this anymore. ❜

❛ She's picturing her life without me, and I can't picture mine without her. ❜

❛ He can only be honest with the dead. ❜

❛ People just do this? Say what they're thinking? Out loud? ❜

❛ How are we supposed to decide what's more important? Our jobs or each other? ❜

❛ I had to evolve. It was the only way to survive. ❜

❛ As much as we might like some things to remain suspended in time, they never do. ❜

❛ The last thing I need is a reporter snooping around my house, my family, me. ❜

❛ Take a bullet and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. ❜

❛ Fat Jesus on a bike, get me out of here. ❜

❛ Sorry I'm late. Actually, that's bullshit. I'm not late. I was hiding at the end of the hall. ❜

❛ You taught me a lot of things I learned were wrong. ❜

❛ Isn't that what life is? A risk? ❜

❛ Okay, two serial killers go for a ride...Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back? ❜

❛ It's every father's nightmare...disappointing his children. ❜

❛ Life is hard, and it's brutal and ugly, and way too fucking short. ❜

❛ The slightest lapse of judgment can be a mistake you might never recover from. ❜

❛ I killed an innocent man. ❜

❛ No, no "should'ves." I don't do "should'ves." That's not me. ❜

❛ I really do need to stab something. ❜

❛ Maybe you could show some of that same bravery by sharing what's bothering you. ❜

❛ There are few things harder to bear than remorse. ❜

❛ Guilt. Remorse. It's what separates us from the animals. ❜

❛ The best deed I can do is rid the world of you. ❜

❛ How about a little support? You know, like a hug?  Or an "everything's gonna be all right"? ❜

❛ We all need to confess our mistakes, so we can go into the light unburdened. ❜

❛ Jesus, they're just tits. ❜

❛ No more confessions, no more good deeds, and no more fucking remorse. ❜

❛ This isn't how you die. ❜

❛ Maybe only monsters feel no regret. If erring is human, then remorse must be too. ❜

❛ You should have just let him die. ❜

❛ Wow. You can make anything sound perverted. ❜

❛ I don't have to be on my own. I could be with you. ❜

❛ If you're nice to me, I can be nice to you. ❜

❛ You never know when you wake up in the morning what the day will bring. ❜

❛ Your life is a lie! These are lies! ❜

❛ I know who you really are. You're a killer. Sucking the fucking life out of all of us! ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance. ❜

❛ There is a great big shit-ugly world out there. The bad stuff doesn't just end at your doorstep. ❜

❛ You can help put an end to all of it. The sins of your father. ❜

❛ You always did have a soft spot for kids.  They remind you of what you lost. Innocence. ❜

❛ I think I'm in trouble. ❜

❛ You put yourself at risk...for me. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, I promise you. ❜

❛ Walk away. This doesn't concern you. ❜

❛ I promise you, no one's ever gonna hurt you again. Especially me. ❜

❛ Who are any of us, really? We all have our public life, our private life… ❜

❛ We can play who's a bigger asshole, but I guarantee you, I'll win. ❜

❛ I don't want to talk about your daddy issues, okay? ❜

❛ One day, I grew up, and I realized my father wasn't the end-all, and it didn't matter what he thought of me, because I realized I didn't think that much of him anymore either. ❜

❛ You think just because you shared, I'm gonna open up? You watch too much tv. ❜

❛ What this tells me is you've been lying to me from the very beginning. ❜

❛ I can only marvel at the level of cynicism. ❜

❛ You're putting us both at risk. It isn't safe for us to talk. ❜

❛ I would never do anything to put you in danger. ❜

❛ You did this to yourself. You're on your own. ❜

❛ Could really use some family right about now, and you're it. ❜

❛ I knew finding his killer wouldn't bring him back, but...I thought it would bring something. ❜

❛ I want you to disappear from my life. Like a ghost. A really annoying ghost. ❜

❛ I couldn't care less about your life. Or death. Unless you get in my way. ❜

❛ If I were you, I'd give up vigilante-ism. You're not very good at it. ❜

❛ You do not want to question my loyalty to my family.  ❜

❛ I have to be the one to kill him. I have to know he's gone. ❜

❛ How is it I can kill people and feel no regret...but disappointing [name] makes me feel like the scum of the earth? ❜

❛ Sometimes I'm... just going along, and everything seems okay, and then this...darkness creeps in, and it takes over. ❜

❛ Don't ever question me! I gave you everything you have. I will take it all away! ❜

❛ You have your demons. I accept that. Because I know that you don't have to be a slave to them. ❜

❛ I know you, better than you know yourself. You can conquer whatever darkness there is in you. I know you can. ❜

❛ We create our own destiny every day we live. ❜

❛ If you hadn't been in my life, I wouldn't be who I am. You've given me confidence and support. And you've been the one constantly good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I can't believe there was a time when I actually thought I could learn something from you. ❜

❛ You can't control the demon inside of you any more than I can control mine. ❜

❛ You're like a child. You dream of a heaven you'll never see. ❜

❛ I accept...nothing. Nothing is inevitable. ❜

❛ It's already over. ❜

❛ Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be...lived. ❜

❛ Born in blood. Both of us. ❜

❛ I thought I could change what I am, keep my family safe. But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong. This is fate. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON THREE SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)

Lines taken from s03e09 - s03-e12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.

❛ It’s like there was an imbalance in the world, and we righted it, with our own hands. ❜

❛ I feel real. Like, maybe for the first time in my life. ❜

❛ If I knew where [name] was, I’d tell you. ❜

❛ All right, all right, you’re right. I know where he is. I can show you. ❜

❛ You don’t have to keep on checking on me. ❜

❛ He’s held life and death in his hands. He likes it. ❜

❛ So how do I crack this sick fuck’s brain? ❜

❛ I am not having a goddamn affair, okay? ❜

❛ I just needed space. I’ve got everything falling apart around me now. ❜

❛ You keep going off half-cocked. How am I supposed to trust you? ❜

❛ I didn’t tell you because I know you wouldn’t approve. ❜

❛ Whatever happened to serving justice? ❜

❛ I should have told you. It was a chickenshit thing to do, and I abused your trust. ❜

❛ Look. I’m a big boy. I know what I’m doing. Eventually, you’re gonna trust that too. ❜

❛ He thinks he’s untouchable. He’s not. It’s time he learned that. ❜

❛ For you, I’ll do everything in my power. ❜

❛ Too many people are affected when the innocent die. ❜

❛ I’d be a fool not to follow your lead. I think you’re gonna save my life. ❜

❛ I have to go look at some blood. Evidence. For a crime. ❜

❛ I’m sorry. We didn’t mean to get your family caught up in this, all right? ❜

❛ What can you do? Nothing! ❜

❛ You gotta help me, or I can’t do anything to help you. ❜

❛ It’s me. It’s okay. You’re safe. ❜

❛ You found me. ❜

❛ I can’t go home. There’s too much silence. ❜

❛ He’s been using me the whole time. ❜

❛ I’m responsible if [name] takes another innocent life. ❜

❛ I think we should just stay out of it. ❜

❛ They’re gonna think that we slept together! ❜

❛ I mean, if my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I’ve let my audience down. ❜

❛ Hey, I’m not giving up on our friendship. ❜

❛ For someone so innocent, he sure looks guilty. ❜

❛ I am indeed a good friend to have. And one can never have too many friends, right? ❜

❛ I feel like Cinderella. Except for the whole Disney virgin thing. ❜

❛ Oh, don’t worry. No one’ll know Prince Charming knocked ya up before the ball. ❜

❛ You’re sorry? Well, you can take your sorry and shove it up your ass! ❜

❛ Hey, I just wanted to say, I never meant for any of this to go down the way it did, you know? ❜

❛ I messed up. I wanted to apologize to your face. ❜

❛ You lying son of a bitch! You almost got me killed! ❜

❛ I am not the enemy here. ❜

❛ You feel guilty? You feel responsible for what happened to me? ❜

❛ Shit. You’re bleeding. You’re gonna need new stitches. ❜

❛ I need for you to seriously think about this. Think about us. ❜

❛ Wine… invented for the sole purpose of handling grief. Believe me, I know. ❜

❛ You’ve always been important to me. You know that. ❜

❛ Please don’t hate me, but I may have done a bad thing. ❜

❛ You are too good a liar. ❜

❛ I don’t know when you’re telling the truth anymore. ❜

❛ Cause after all… familia is sacred. ❜

❛ I know what it is to want to rebalance an unbalanced world. ❜

❛ Some doors should stay shut. You open it, it’s too easy to walk through it a second time. ❜

❛ Well, at least I didn’t teach him how to get away with murder. I’m learning. ❜

❛ God. You are useless. Love you anyway. ❜

❛ I didn’t get to where I am, who I am, by letting some little worm like you walk all over me! ❜

❛ I am the last person you wanna fuck with, because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined! ❜

❛ Wow. I didn’t get it before, but you can’t be reasoned with, guilted, or controlled. ❜

❛ I’ll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want! Count on it! ❜

❛ My search for connection always ends in blood. ❜

❛ As challenging as it will be, it’s back to option one. I kill him. ❜

❛ So this is how it ends. I’ve pictured it a thousand ways, but never this. ❜

❛ Must be what your victims feel like. Trapped, hopeless. ❜

❛ You got any more words of encouragement, or are you just here to gloat? ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed [name] when I had the chance. ❜

❛ That’s fucking hilarious! You were freaked, right? ❜

❛ For a smart guy, sometimes he doesn’t have the good sense that God gave little chickens. ❜

❛ A true friend knows when to bury the hatchet, because friendship is a sacred bond, built on trust. ❜

❛ I have learned so much from you about, uh… trust. ❜

❛ Things are bound to go wrong. The less left to chance the better. ❜

❛ You always look so happy to see me. ❜

❛ Getting married’s easy. All you have to do is show up. ❜

❛ I need to be with somebody who’s got his shit together. ❜

❛ You’re the only one he trusts. ❜

❛ Well, it’s really hard to find people that you trust these days. ❜

❛ I could hear it, you know? The sound of the blade cutting into me. That and, uh… the sound of me screaming. Like it was somebody else. And I remember thinking, “That guy screaming…he’s gonna die.” ❜

❛ If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don’t have a heart? ❜

❛ So why is it every time I look at you, I still feel the same way I felt when we first met? ❜

❛ They make a cute couple. Too bad they’re both lying through their teeth. ❜

❛ And this is, “Do as I say, not as I do”? ❜

❛ If you need something under the table, I’m your guy. That didn’t come out right. ❜

❛ So, now you know. Question is, what are you gonna do? ❜

❛ I need your word this stays between us. ❜

❛ Yes, whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing, mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister. ❜

❛ You’re the hardest-working person I know, you’re loyal to a fault. In all the years I’ve known you, you’ve never let me down. ❜

❛ I know I crossed the line here. I know that now. It doesn’t have to come to this. ❜

❛ I had higher hopes for you, for us. But I finally just have to accept it, I’ll always be alone. ❜

❛ I tried. I tried to crack that damn armor of yours. ❜

❛ I know you better than anyone else. ❜

❛ I know I’m a monster. ❜

❛ I accept you, like a brother. ❜

❛ I didn’t plan to, but it was kill or be killed. ❜

❛ You little freak! You think I’m done with you? You think this ends here? It doesn’t! ❜

❛ There are few milestones in life that evoke a stronger response than our final act. Death. ❜

❛ We all react in different ways to death. Some choose anger. Others cling to ritual. ❜

❛ You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps. ❜

❛ That was awkward. I don’t think I’ve ever been asked to leave a funeral before. ❜

❛ You lost a friend. You don’t have to be so strong. ❜

❛ [name] warned you that his death wasn’t gonna be the end of things. ❜

❛ Can’t kill him. Can’t ignore him. ❜

❛ You know, Dad would be proud. That still means something, no matter how flawed he was. ❜

❛ Well, then tell me. How am I supposed to live with this? ❜

❛ I’m the only one that knows, I think. It’s not even that big of a deal. ❜

❛ We all have secrets we prefer not to share. Skeletons. Feel free to keep yours in the closet. Deep in the closet. ❜

❛ Look, these people have nothing to do with this. This is between you and me, right? ❜

❛ I should put a bullet in your head. In front of everybody. So they can see what it’s like to lose someone. ❜

❛ So you don’t really have to bother with reality. That must be nice. ❜

❛ Until you came into our life, everything was fine. ❜

❛ I spent my whole life trying to hold it together, and now it’s all gone to shit. ❜

❛ Someday your kids will be old enough to see the truth for themselves, just like you did with your father. ❜

❛ The sins of the father go on and on, from kid to kid to kid, unless someone - you - chooses to end them. ❜

❛ There is no possible way that us being together is a mistake. ❜

❛ You hold on to that personal life. Reminds us what’s important. ❜

❛ I’ve been scared of it coming to this your whole life, a violent end. I tried to protect you. ❜

❛ This is my fault for not trusting you. ❜

❛ You did the best you could. ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you cry before. ❜

❛ I’ve never wanted anything so much in my life. ❜

❛ You are the best thing that has happened to me. ❜

❛ I had a choice. I chose you. Your turn. ❜

❛ Oh, I have my excuses and justifications, but, really, I just… need to. ❜

❛ So really, you’re just a killer, a monster. The stuff of nightmares. ❜

❛ A wolf would chew off its own paw, its survival instinct is that fierce. So is mine. ❜

❛ We all have secrets. In that way, I’m just like everyone else. ❜

❛ All my previous attempts at human connection have ended in… well, death. ❜

❛ Sure, I’m still who I was, who I am. Question is, what do I become? ❜

❛ Right now, at this moment, I’m content. Maybe even happy. And I have to admit, when all is said and done… life is good. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON THREE SENTENCE STARTERS (PART ONE)

Lines taken from s03e01 - s03-e08 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part two.

❛ Everything’s falling into place for the first time in my life. ❜

❛ Ay, ay, come here! Don’t walk away all “fuck you” on me! ❜

❛ I guess your dick can suck itself from now on! ❜

❛ You don’t get to blow me off and still ask questions. ❜

❛ Just hold me till you have to go. ❜

❛ If you need something for that temper I’ve got a man down the street with some really mellow weed that can take that edge right off. ❜

❛ Blood never lies. ❜

❛ Look on the bright side: Now that you’ve given up men, booze and cigarettes, running your mouth is the only bad habit you have left. ❜

❛ I’m a model of fucking perfection. ❜

❛ You certainly did not suffer from the tragedy of perfection. ❜

❛ All I want is chocolate pudding, and you - not necessarily in that order. ❜

❛ Kind of a cunt, aren’t you? ❜

❛ You should stay. Grab a drink and work some of that massive tension out on the dance floor. ❜

❛ Maybe you should be a little less subtle in the future. ❜

❛ Some people just shouldn’t have kids, you know? ❜

❛ The leaders of tomorrow. Their parents must be proud. ❜

❛ I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but being a mother was never one of them. ❜

❛ This child is happening. But your role in its life is entirely up to you. ❜

❛ Just when you think you’ve answered all the questions, another one smacks you in the face. ❜

❛ Life is just like that. Which is why I prefer death. ❜

❛ I didn’t know what to do. I fought back. The knife ended up in his neck. ❜

❛ There’s a lot more cannibalism in this country than any of you realize. ❜

❛ A baby? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby-cheeked shit-machine? Are you kidding me? ❜

❛ I don’t know what’s more complicated, having a father or being one. ❜

❛ Showing up late at night like this, is it creepy, or just what friends do? ❜

❛ Having a conversation with you can be dangerous to one’s health. ❜

❛ This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life. ❜

❛ I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened. ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I just don’t want to hurt you. ❜

❛ You got a lot of potential in you. Sometimes I think that you are the only one who doesn’t know that. ❜

❛ People don’t get married because it makes sense. ❜

❛ How do you show someone real love when you don’t even know what it feels like? ❜

❛ I like the sound of the quid. What’s the pro quo? ❜

❛ I know that trust doesn’t come too easy to you. ❜

❛ My life has always felt like… an unanswered question. ❜

❛ You’re what makes me real. ❜

❛ There are many ways to stop the heart. Electric shock. Bad diet. Sever the aorta - my personal favorite. ❜

❛ Your life is gonna change forever. ❜

❛ Every man needs his privacy. Some more than others. ❜

❛ Right on time. You’re getting pretty good at this secret meeting stuff. ❜

❛ I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to do my job. ❜

❛ Thank the baby fucking Jesus. ❜

❛ Maybe I’m realizing no one around here is my friend. ❜

❛ The only time you people even acknowledge me is when you want something. ❜

❛ "No" doesn’t really work in a relationship. “Can we talk about it?” is a little more productive. ❜

❛ I can’t just drop everything at the last minute because you want me to. ❜

❛ That’s not opinion. That’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on. ❜

❛ You think you and I are so different, don’t you? ❜

❛ I’m nothing like you. ❜

❛ I’m here now. And I’m not going anywhere. ❜

❛ You can’t make me feel any worse than I already do. ❜

❛ You don’t have to lie to me. Don’t you understand? I see who you are. ❜

❛ You have nothing to explain to me. Nothing to apologize for. Ever. ❜

❛ I’m with you. I’m behind you. And I respect you. ❜

❛ What did it feel like to, uh… take him out, hmm? To end his life. ❜

❛ Together, we can make a difference. ❜

❛ He’s seen me with blood on my hands and hasn’t blinked. ❜

❛ Every time you let someone get close, it ends badly. ❜

❛ Can you imagine the shitstorm this is gonna create if I’m wrong? ❜

❛ Aw. You do care about me. ❜

❛ This asshole doesn’t deserve to breathe, okay? ❜

❛ That’s beyond dangerous. That’s crazy! ❜

❛ We both have too much to lose. We should quit while we’re ahead. ❜

❛ Can I throw something at you that might sound a little crazy? ❜

❛ Can’t ignore something just cause it’s messy. ❜

❛ What the fuck makes you think I’m suddenly willing to play now? ❜

❛ Hard to believe even you would sink that low. ❜

❛ Be careful what you think you know about someone. You’re probably wrong. ❜

❛ We’re living in crucial times, crucial times that demand extraordinary measures. ❜

❛ If you’re gonna bail out of this, now would be a good time. ❜

❛ Mark my words, he’ll give you up in a heartbeat to save his own ass. ❜

❛ We only see two things in people… what we wanna see and what they wanna show us. ❜

❛ Never underestimate the capacity of other people to let you down. ❜

❛ You can make this stop right now… if you tell me where he is. ❜

❛ You scared the fuckmother out of me. ❜

❛ You can’t imagine how much I’ve been looking forward to this. ❜

❛ Death will be a mercy. ❜

❛ You stay the hell away from me! ❜

❛ It is kind of illegal. ❜

❛ So what I’m about to ask you is…the most terrible thing anyone could– ❜

❛ What’s so important you had to see me at the ass-crack of dawn? ❜

❛ Am I being set up? ❜

❛ Just shoot me if I ever get like that. ❜

❛ Hand-holding. So simple. So intimate. So…uncomfortable. ❜

❛ I’m so sorry for putting you in that horrible position. ❜

❛ Asking you to violate your conscience was one of the worst things I’ve ever done. ❜

❛ I had a high opinion of you. Guess I was wrong. ❜

❛ Now he can’t even be civil in front of company. ❜

❛ I never should have said anything. ❜

❛ I’ve never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade and several rolls of plastic wrap. ❜

❛ How much caffeine have you had? ❜

❛ That conscience I don’t have? It’s been eating away at me. ❜

❛ Only an idiot would ask for a meeting here. ❜

❛ I am not good at this. Letting people help me. ❜

❛ We’re not gonna man-hug, are we? ❜

❛ I’m doing a good thing, aren’t I? Then why does it feel so bad? ❜

❛ It’s said that everything is connected to everything. The butterfly effect. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to kill him. I wanna do it. ❜

❛ Last time I got into your car, your radio was tuned to marching music. ❜

❛ Is this the beginning of a whole new level of friendship? Is it the end of life as I know it? ❜

❛ Relationships are complicated. ❜

❛ Number one rule of the code is “don’t get caught”. ❜

❛ Is it a mix-up, or is [name] fucking with me? ❜

❛ I just heard a love song on the radio that reminded me of you. And it made me really angry. ❜

❛ You say anything more about my brother and I will kick your fucking nuts down your throat. ❜

❛ Jesus Christ, do you know what kind of a bonehead mistake that is? ❜

❛ You can stop this right now. Call it off. ❜

❛ You don’t get to have friends. Nothing good can come out of this. ❜

❛ We can’t exactly load up the cart with axes and machetes, now can we? ❜

❛ You ever drop a quart of milk? Watch it spread over the whole kitchen floor, the mess it makes? There’s six quarts of blood in the human body. This isn’t gonna be pretty. ❜

❛ There’s no shame in backing out. ❜

❛ My god, you just get dumber every day. How do you survive in this world? ❜

❛ Yeah, of course, I’m making excuses. Don’t you? I mean, how else do you sleep at night? ❜

❛ You never should have asked me to help you. ❜

❛ That was the first time in my life that I’ve ever felt…powerful…like I was in control of ❜ something. And ever since then, I’ve been trying to get that feeling back again. ❜

❛ So when you talk to me about…the darkness inside of you…I understand. I really do. ❜

❛ Thank you for this. For letting me in. For showing me the way. ❜

❛ You’ve set something in motion here. ❜

❛ It’s like I have this monster living inside of me, and I don’t know how to control it. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)

Lines taken from 2x07-2x12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.

❛ I thrive on chaos. But this is good, too. ❜

❛ I had to do a little creative problem-solving at someone else’s expense. ❜

❛ Pardon my tits. ❜

❛ Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire? ❜

❛ Sometimes the truth speaks from a peaceful place. It’s taken me a long time to find that place, but I think I have, and it’s telling me you’re not the right one for me. I’m so sorry. ❜

❛ Is that what I am? Clean? ‘cause I don’t feel that way at all. ❜

❛ No, I won’t do that. I won’t let you turn me into you. ❜

❛ Hope you don’t expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn’t born yesterday. ❜

❛ Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. ❜

❛ No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I’ll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason. I own you. ❜

❛ When I’m alone and it’s quiet, I get scared shitless, like I start hearing what’s really going on inside. ❜

❛ 'Cause when you’re around, I kind of feel like I can deal with anything, you know? ❜

❛ I’ve always worked best in the shadows, and that’s where I have to stay. ❜

❛ You can’t go back. You know that. ❜

❛ You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you’re seeing little Miss “pardon my tits.” ❜

❛ She is obviously a vampire. A gross english-titty vampire. ❜

❛ Can’t change who I am. I’m crass and dirty, and…I have a very filthy mind. ❜

❛ Jesus Christ. They sell anyone a gun in Florida, won’t they? ❜

❛ That man. He wasn’t trying to rob you. He was trying to kill you. ❜

❛ Nothing you could do,___, would scare me. ❜

❛ Whatever comes, we’ll get through this together. I’m not leaving your side. ❜

❛ I need to embrace who I am, who I’ve always been. ❜

❛ It’s like I’ve been living underwater, holding my breath, and now I can finally breathe. ❜

❛ ___ almost had me believing it was possible to change, to become something else, as if that ever really happens. I’ve always known what I am. ❜

❛ I’m finding it’s best to accept things you can’t change, you know? ❜

❛ Is this the monster that you keep telling me about? ❜

❛ Trust me, when you meet the monster, you’ll know. ❜

❛ Nice. My subconscious isn’t even bothering with symbolism. ❜

❛ I feel…such regret, which is rare for me. But not that I don’t mess up. I do…just never so stupendously. ❜

❛ If they’re looking for proof, they won’t find it. Not here at least. ❜

❛ Then maybe you should come with us, because who knows what secrets will come ❜ pouring out of me once the drinks start flowing. ❜

❛ I’m done with it and you. Did I not make that clear last night? ❜

❛ Those friends of yours, they didn’t even know you. They just see the mask, but I see it all. ❜

❛ Can’t live with her. Can’t kill her. ❜

❛ Fuck! I’m talking about my feelings. What the fuck is your problem? ❜

❛ I’ve always sensed there was something… off about him. Like he’s hiding in plain sight. ❜

❛ If you got in the middle of this and you got hurt… ❜

❛ The only way I can help you is if you turn yourself in. ❜

❛ Don’t you disappear on me. ❜

❛ I want you to know that you meant a lot to me, more than you know, and… I just want to thank you for that. ❜

❛ If I never see her again, it’ll be too soon. ❜

❛ Sleep would be nice, but there’s too much to do. ❜

❛ Okay, I may be sleeping with him, but it doesn’t mean he tells me shit or listens to me about anything, so stop asking! ❜

❛ That’s right, motherfucker! It’s over. ❜

❛ I knew there was something with you. But this shit? ❜

❛ What can I say? You were right about me. I never held it against you. I don’t now. ❜

❛ It’s a graze wound. Minor tissue abrasion. No hemorrhage along the bullet track. Sorry. I think I’m gonna live. ❜

❛ If you’re not gonna let me go, then kill me now. Just get it over with. ❜

❛ You’re a killer. I catch killers. ❜

❛ So it’s okay to take a life as long as you get a paycheck for it? ❜

❛ Either kill me or set me free. ❜

❛ Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. ❜

❛ I’m generally confused most of the time. ❜

❛ You ever care about anyone? Then you shouldn’t have to ask. 'Cause when you care about someone, you do what you have to do. ❜

❛ I remember when life was easy, when the only question I worried about was “who’s next?” Now it’s: “How can I dodge my protective detail? "What should I do with my hostage?” These are not easy questions. ❜

❛ It’s not about what I think. It’s all about the evidence. ❜

❛ Hair-pulling may not be manly, but it’s very effective. ❜

❛ If he wanted me dead, I’d be dead by now. ❜

❛ You are the only one I can count on, jackass. ❜

❛ It puts a pit in my stomach that I can only interpret as… sadness. ❜

❛ You working on an exit strategy? I’m afraid that’s not gonna happen. ❜

❛ How come there’s never a circus when you need one? ❜

❛ What was that shit last night? Some kind of fucking scare tactic? ❜

❛ Don’t test me. I could have killed you. I didn’t. ❜

❛ You’re actually angry. I’ve never seen you angry. This is good. ❜

❛ I should warn you. You can’t play on my feelings. I don’t have any. ❜

❛ It’s a tough job. It can wear on even the best of us. ❜

❛ I yell a lot…and bitch and complain, and I keep expecting people to guess what I want, but I never really say it. ❜

❛ And that was exciting, you know? The not knowing. What might happen, what could be. It was all possibility. ❜

❛ Your life is going to rest in the hands of the criminal justice system you put all your faith in. I wish you the best of luck. ❜

❛ You need help. Let me help you. ❜

❛ You don’t have to do this! You don’t have to kill this man! ❜

❛ Sorry it had to go down like this. But there really was no other way. ❜

❛ Stay away. Just stay away from me. ❜

❛ Did you happen to be stuffing a human leg into a garbage bag at that point? ❜

❛ There’s that anger again. You got to let that out. ❜

❛ You’re spinning. Let me help you. It’s only a matter of time before you’ll hurt someone else. ❜

❛ Take responsibility for who you are. ❜

❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ If I got to choose a person… A real person… to be like, out of anyone, it’d be you. ❜

❛ Who joined who in the shower this morning? ❜

❛ For such a neat monster, I’m making an awfully big mess. ❜

❛ Maybe this is how evil works. Destroying everything it touches. ❜

❛ I’ve been held prisoner in a cabin for two fucking days. Fucking hellhole. ❜

❛ After everything we’ve been through lately, I just want… to be together with you guys. ❜

❛ You told me to take responsibility for what I am. You were right. ❜

❛ I can’t live in this house of cards anymore, waiting for it all to fall down. I need to do something, you know? ❜

❛ If I do this, I need a day to get my affairs in order. ❜

❛ Mention that when they interview you for the story of my life. ❜

❛ Don’t leave me in this cage, anything could happen. ❜

❛ I lie to everyone I know… except my victims right before I kill them. It’s hard to establish much of a rapport there. ❜

❛ Sorry about the cage. ❜

❛ I’ve always been curious to try. Do you have any weed? ❜

❛ Love’s a battlefield. Or in your case, a restraining order. ❜

❛ When a pretty girl smiles and bats her eyelashes, we’re powerless to resist. ❜

❛ I met with a lawyer yesterday. He helped me prepare a living trust that gives you control of all my assets in the event of my death or… certain other situations. ❜

❛ God. Go away. This is creepy. ❜

❛ I’m free tonight, you wanna stop by? We’ll have beer, a couple of steaks? I wanna talk to you about something. ❜

❛ I just need you to know that… you and the kids are very important to me. No matter what happens, I want you to always know that. ❜

❛ I know I’ve been taking things slow with us, but it’s not because I don’t have feelings for you. It’s more like I have too many feelings, and I just wanna make sure to get it right. ❜

❛ I want you gone. Tonight. ❜

❛ I’ve spent a lifetime keeping up my guard, watching my back, wearing my mask. Relief was never in sight until now. ❜

❛ Lately, I was starting to feel like I had my head pretty far up my ass. ❜

❛ You decide who you are, who you want to be…and you hold onto that and ride it out. ❜

❛ I need some help! Just open the door! I’m being held captive. ❜

❛ Damn, it’s good to see another face. I never thought I would. ❜

❛ When something beyond reason happens, it turns skeptics into believers. ❜

❛ If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve. ❜

❛ I can’t exactly feel their pain, but I can appreciate it. ❜

❛ I kinda forgot who I was. I got it straight now. ❜

❛ The term is homicidal maniac. Not that I’m judging. ❜

❛ A public place. You thought I was gonna…That I would slip my needle into your neck? ❜

❛ You’re afraid of me now, aren’t you? ❜

❛ You’re emotionally color-blind. You use the right words, you pantomime the right behavior, but feelings never come to pass. ❜

❛ You know the dictionary definition of emotions: longing, joy, sorrow…You have no idea of what any of those things actually feel like. ❜

❛ I created a monster of my own. ❜

❛ What did you do to make her so pathetically crazy for you? Does your dick dance? ❜

❛ What’re we doing home in the middle of the day? She asked, hoping for sex. ❜

❛ Why? Why do I have to make up my mind? ❜

❛ I’ve never put much weight onto the idea of a higher power. But if I didn’t know better, I’d have to believe that some force out there wants me to keep doing what I’m doing. ❜

❛ As it turns out, nobody mourns the wicked. ❜

❛ Am I evil? Am I good? I’m done asking those questions. I don’t have the answers. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART ONE)

Lines taken from 2x01-2x06 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part two.

❛ It’s not what I want, for what I want doesn’t matter. This is the only way I know how to survive. ❜

❛ I really need… to kill somebody. ❜

❛ You’re in control of your urges, not the other way around. ❜

❛ Can we please secure this motherfucking crime scene ? ❜

❛ It’s not him that you miss. Because what he had to offer wasn’t real. The way he made you feel about yourself…That was real. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to figure out some way to feel alive! ❜

❛ This stuff never gets to you? ❜

❛ I’m more of a crying on the inside kind of guy. ❜

❛ This neighborhood? It’s full of crazies. I’d lock my doors. ❜

❛ Tons of options: Everglades, alligators, pig farms, sulfuric acid, wood chipper, incinerator. Hell! Even meat pies. ❜

❛ So this is the man who stands between me and death row. ❜

❛ There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Not in my experience anyway. ❜

❛ If I believed in God, if I believed in sin, this is the place where I’d be sucked straight to hell. If I believed in hell. ❜

❛ I’m not so much doing this to you as I’m doing it for me. ❜

❛ Now, it makes sense. That’s where you disappeared to at all hours of the night like Clark fucking Kent. ❜

❛ If the eyes were a window to the soul, then grief is the door. ❜

❛ I’ve been preparing for this my entire life. ❜

❛ I’m sure someone with a heart could answer that question. ❜

❛ You know those words don’t mean anything, right? ❜

❛ Get used to food references because… I like food. ❜

❛ I go to stalk a killer and I end up with a new car. How did that happen? ❜

❛ Nothing stays buried. ❜

❛ Everyone in that room has heard or lived far worse than anything you’ve ever done. ❜

❛ The worst killers are usually the ones who think their murders were somehow… just. Even deserved. ❜

❛ You just hop from one lie to the next, no shame, no embarrassment, you just don’t give a shit. ❜

❛ You’re lying to yourself if you think you don’t care. ❜

❛ I’m not sure of what I am. I just know there is something dark in me. ❜

❛ Things, people, who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me. ❜

❛ You were right. I’m sorry to wake you up, but I had to let you know that you were right. ❜

❛ In our most paranoid moments, we fear that everyone is talking about us. That’s become my reality. ❜

❛ It makes me feel like the whole world could explode at any moment. ❜

❛ I don’t have a badge. I have a laminate. ❜

❛ You haven’t got the first idea who you are, have you? ❜

❛ You don’t kill this many people because it’s a chore. You do it ‘cause you like it. ❜

❛ I’ve always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe. ❜

❛ The last guy I had sex with tried to kill me. ❜

❛ Okay, this is the first time I regret not being a bigger nerd. ❜

❛ He asks you a question, I want you to think of your answer first and then tell him the exact opposite, okay? ❜

❛ You know, I’ve been thinking about you breaking up with me, and, well, I don’t think it’s in your best interest. ❜

❛ There are no absolutes. No one’s all good or evil. ❜

❛ You make yourself into a monster so you no longer bear responsibility for what you do. “I can’t help it. I’m a monster. "Of course I was gonna do that. I’m a monster.” It’s sad and it’s pathetic… And it breaks my heart. ❜

❛ You don’t think there are monsters in this world? You don’t believe people are evil? I’ll show you evil. ❜

❛ For the first time, I feel the future might hold something different for me. It’s possible I’m just fooling myself, but I’m willing to take the risk. ❜

❛ I suddenly find myself weighing the benefits of electrocution versus lethal injection. ❜

❛ Sweet mary, mother of fuck, that’s good! ❜

❛ I never expected to get better. ❜

❛ You think you’re charming, don’t you? ❜

❛ And you’re not the least bit pissed off that this man got away with murder? ❜

❛ Healing is all about focusing your rage on the person that’s hurt you. ❜

❛ I’m not the person I’m supposed to be. It’s like I’m hollow. ❜

❛ I hide in plain sight, unable to reach out to people close to me. I’m afraid I’ll hurt them. Like I’ve hurt so many others. ❜

❛ If you can’t be happy for me, then maybe you shouldn’t be here. ❜

❛ You made me into what I am! ❜

❛ If you turn back now, you’ll go right back to the way you were…hollow, angry, alone. ❜

❛ I will get you through this. I swear. Just come back to me. Okay? ❜

❛ You ran a background check on my boyfriend? ❜

❛ Imagine that… a life with no more secrets. ❜

❛ Everyone has a moment when they realize their value system is different from their parents’. ❜

❛ Rumor has it you have a knack for attracting serial killers. ❜

❛ Sorry if I was short with you this morning. I’m lost without my morning coffee. ❜

❛ I thought you were different than ____, but you’re the same. Actually, you’re worse. You made me trust you. ❜

❛ I have been patient and understanding, but there’s only so much I can take. ❜

❛ What in the name of fuck are you doing up so early? ❜

❛ When I get pissed, I say stuff I don’t mean all the time. “I hate you,” “I faked it,” “You’re hung like a grape.” ❜

❛ Stop being a douche bag and go fight for her. She’s fucking perfect. ❜

❛ I heard what you said. I just don’t take orders from you. ❜

❛ You want to hit me? Go for it. I’ve been waiting for a chance to take your ass out. ❜

❛ Nobody fucking listens to me! ❜

❛ Last time, you came back covered in blood. ❜

❛ Apparently my new life involves a love triangle. ❜

❛ The voices are back. Excellent. ❜

❛ I’ve spent years looking the enemy in the face, and I’m telling you ____ is dangerous. ❜

❛ Chin up little sister, these things have a way of working themselves out. ❜

❛ You attacked those people because you wanted to. ❜

❛ All my life, I’ve done what someone else said I should do, been who he said I should be. I followed his rules, I stuck to his plan. I never stopped to think about what I wanted and what I needed. And now I don’t know who I’m supposed to be. ❜

❛ I will kill you. I have to. I just don’t need to. It’s very empowering. ❜

❛ There was a time I would have done anything to protect ____. I would have even lied. But today I told the truth… even though I knew she’d get hurt. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

DEXTER SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ You’re mine now, so do exactly as I say. ❜

❛ Open your eyes and look at what you did! ❜

❛ I’m a very neat monster. ❜

❛ Pretty fucking please with cheese on top. ❜

❛ You have a morbid sense of fun. ❜

❛ What happened changed something inside you. ❜

❛ If God is in the details, and if I believed in God, then he’s in this room with me. ❜

❛ I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for “Letterman.” But knowing what to say when my girlfriend’s feeling insecure…I’m totally lost. ❜

❛ Neither you nor I is in complete control of our destinies. ❜

❛ There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface. ❜

❛ Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours straight is a real chore. ❜

❛ A whole life reduced to ashes. ❜

❛ I can’t help it. I kill things. ❜

❛ When you take a man’s life, you’re not just killing him, you’re snuffing out all the things he’ll ever become. ❜

❛ Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise it’s murder. ❜

❛ You don’t play by the rules. Why should I? ❜

❛ If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now. ❜

❛ I’m all for sending the message, but this ain’t the way. ❜

❛ Scream and lose a tongue. ❜

❛ Death isn’t the end. It’s the beginning of a chain reaction that will catch you if you’re not careful. ❜

❛ If I let someone get that close, they’d see who I really am, and I can’t let that happen. ❜

❛ I like it here with you. You’re the only person people hate more than me. ❜

❛ Sometimes, I’m not sure where _____’s vision of me ends and the real me starts. ❜

❛ Everyone hides who they are at least some of the time. ❜

❛ So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely, with my own set of rules. ❜

❛ Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work. ❜

❛ Freedom’s just another word for one more way to get fucked. ❜

❛ Maybe you should just learn the basics before you reinvent the damn wheel. ❜

❛ The problem with acting normal is normal people get into stupid situations like this. ❜

❛ Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up. ❜

❛ Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. ❜

❛ Keeping the truth from the people closest to you is how you’ll survive, and how you’ll protect them if anything goes wrong. ❜

❛ Every time something goes a little bit right, something like this happens. ❜

❛ God, I feel like I need a shower just looking at this douche bag. ❜

❛ ____ will forgive me eventually. That’s who she is - bighearted, kind, nothing like me. ❜

❛ The only sound I hear, the only sound in the entire world…is my heart beating. ❜

❛ I swear, after this case, I’m submitting your ass for psychiatric evaluation. ❜

❛ We hit the motherfucking mother lode. ❜

❛ When did you first notice it? This darkness inside the guy you fell for. ❜

❛ God, this is such a mess, and I’ve dragged you into it. ❜

❛ Just let me grab my heart up off the fucking floor. ❜

❛ Goddamn, you are fine when you’re mad. ❜

❛ Fascination with serial killers is an American pastime. ❜

❛ All the expectations I had, all the promises of greatness, wiped out. ❜

❛ My circle of friends is down to one. ❜

❛ Don’t kill anyone who doesn’t deserve to die. ❜

❛ I’m empty…but I found a way to make it feel less bottomless. ❜

❛ You pretend the feelings are there for the world, and for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. ❜

❛ I always prided myself on being an outsider, but now, I feel the need to connect with someone. ❜

❛ Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you? ❜

❛ To some people, death makes perfect sense. Life - now, that’s the puzzle. ❜

❛ This is the only way I know how to keep you out of an electric chair. ❜

❛ It feels like… I hate saying this. It sounds so fucking cheesy. It feels like making love. ❜

❛ I do have another motive. It’s called a paycheck. ❜

❛ For the first time in a long while, I saw how easy it would be for me to fall back into my old life. ❜

❛ I guess this matters to me. So if I talk about it and it goes away, I’m actually losing something. ❜

❛ There must have been a time in your life when you felt powerless. ❜

❛ I’m gonna tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m a serial killer. ❜

❛ You’re awake. Shall we analyze your dreams? ❜

❛ Trauma can distort the memory. ❜

❛ Well, thanks for the vote of fucking confidence. ❜

❛ Death is the great unifier. ❜

❛ My fingerprints were all over it. I figured it was prudent to get rid of the evidence. ❜

❛ I know I should be sorry that we met under these circumstances, but truthfully, I think it was the best way to get to know you. ❜

❛ My concrete foundation is turning to shifting sand. ❜

❛ Something finally got to you. I guess you’re human after all. ❜

❛ You can talk to me, you know? Just got to open your mouth and move it. ❜

❛ I can always see other people’s problems more clearly than my own. ❜

❛ What’d the freak do this time, boil your goldfish? ❜

❛ Thanks, but unless you know an expert in repressed memories… ❜

❛ You are all the family that I have, and I barely know you. ❜

❛ How often does someone get a chance to help catch a bad guy, huh? ❜

❛ You’ve been a problem. It’s time for you to go away. ❜

❛ So, this is doom. I’ve been the architect of so much of it. It’s only fair I should know what all the fuss is all about. ❜

❛ Don’t you dare! Not in front of my baby! ❜

❛ Close your eyes, _____. ❜

❛ I’ve never had much use for the concept of hell, but if hell exists, I’m in it. ❜

❛ It climbed inside me that day, and it’s been with me ever since – My dark passenger.

❛ Don’t struggle. That never helps. ❜

❛ I’m compressing your carotid artery, and that is cutting off oxygen to your brain. In about 10 seconds, you’ll be unconscious. ❜

❛ Does that make you feel anything? Anything at all? ❜

❛ If I’d have known that this would get you back in the same room with me, I would have gotten stabbed sooner. ❜

❛ I put myself out there. I set myself up to get hurt. ❜

❛ No wonder I felt so disconnected my entire life. If I did have emotions, I’d have to feel…this. ❜

❛ You’re not a parent. You don’t understand. You do anything to protect your kids. ❜

❛ It’s who you know and who you blow. ❜

❛ If you came for an apology, you wasted a tank of gas. ❜

❛ I mean, a real hour, not one of your “let’s stretch this out till 2:00 a.m. you might as well stay and have sex” hours. ❜

❛ I don’t often make mistakes, but when I do, they haunt me. ❜

❛ So desperate to fall in love. ❜

❛ I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. ❜

❛ Surprise, motherfucker. ❜

❛ Spin me a story, asshole. ❜

❛ This is not the way I envisioned our family reunion. ❜

❛ You don’t ever have to apologize to me. Not for who you are or anything you do. ❜

❛ Imagine how I felt when I tracked you down and found out you were exactly like me. ❜

❛ You can be yourself with me. Your real, genuine self. ❜

❛ You can’t be a killer and a hero. It doesn’t work that way! ❜

❛ I was so scared. I was so scared. ❜

❛ What am I, one of your victims now? ❜

❛ You should know this isn’t easy for me. ❜

❛ You’re the only one I ever wanted to set free. ❜

❛ Sorry. I can’t hear any more…‘cause you’re right. ❜

❛ My devil danced with his demon, and the fiddler’s tune isn’t over. ❜

❛ I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that’s denied and unknown to be revealed. ❜

❛ This is what it must feel like to walk in full sunlight, my darkness revealed, my shadow self embraced. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

GLADIATOR (2000) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ At my signal, unleash hell. ❜

❛ What we do in life echoes in eternity. ❜

❛ After two weeks on the road your incessant scheming is hurting my head. ❜  

❛ There is always someone left to fight. ❜

❛ The gods must have a sense of humor. ❜  

❛ A soldier has the advantage of being able to look his enemy in the eye. ❜

❛ Don't get too comfortable. I may call on you before long. ❜

❛ If only you had been born a man. What a Caesar you would have made. ❜  

❛ Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter and I, a good father. ❜  

❛ This is a pleasant fiction, isn’t it? ❜  

❛ I will not believe that they fought and died for nothing. ❜

❛ Will you accept this great honor that I have offered you? ❜

❛ With all my heart, no. ❜  

❛ You are the son that I should have had. ❜

❛ You are lying. I could always tell when you were lying because you were never good at it. ❜  

❛ Is it really so terrible seeing me again? ❜

❛ Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time I do what I have to. ❜

❛ I searched the faces of the gods for ways to please you, to make you proud. ❜  

❛ What is it in me you hate so much? ❜

❛ Your fault as a son is my failure as a father. ❜

❛ I would have butchered the whole world if you would have only loved me! ❜  

❛ Take my hand. I only offer it once. ❜

❛ At least give me a clean death - a soldier’s death. ❜  

❛ As your mother was there at your beginning, so I shall be there at your end. ❜

❛ Ultimately, we’re all dead men. ❜  

❛ As always, your lightest touch commands obedience. ❜

❛ Who are they to lecture me?  ❜

❛ It’s an idea, greatness. Greatness is a vision. ❜  

❛ I will give the people a vision and they will love me for it. ❜  

❛ Fear and wonder - a powerful combination. ❜

❛ He will give them death, and they will love him for it. ❜  

❛ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! ❜  

❛ I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough. ❜  

❛ I wasn’t the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. ❜  

❛ Win the crowd, win your freedom. ❜   

❛ Do you believe you'll see them again when you die? ❜

❛ You will meet them again. But not yet. Not yet. ❜  

❛ I didn't know men could build such things. ❜

❛ All my desires are splitting my head to pieces. ❜

❛ They said you were a giant. They said you can crush a man’s skull with one hand. ❜  

❛ Go, and die with honor. ❜  

❛ We who are about to die, salute you. ❜  

❛ If we stay together, we survive. ❜

❛ Why doesn’t the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name? ❜  

❛ I will have my vengeance in this life or the next. ❜  

❛ He shouldn’t be alive. This vexes me. I am terribly vexed. ❜  

❛ If they lie to me, they don't respect me. If they don't respect me, how can they ever love me? ❜

❛ I wouldn’t want to be your enemy. ❜  

❛ I knew your brother would send assassins. I didn’t know he would send his best. ❜  

❛ I have been living in a prison of fear since that day. ❜  

❛ The gods have spared you. Don't you understand? ❜

❛ Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome. ❜  

❛ They oppose him, yet they do nothing. ❜  

❛ Forget you ever knew me. Never come here again. ❜  

❛ You have a great name. He must kill your name before he kills you. ❜  

❛ We mortals are but shadows and dust. ❜

❛ What am I going to do with you, you simply won’t die. ❜  

❛ Are we so different, you and I? You take life when you have to, as do I. ❜  

❛ I only have one life left to take and then it is done. ❜  

❛ The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. ❜

❛ I will not make a martyr of him. ❜  

❛ I hope my coming here today is enough evidence that you can trust me. ❜  

❛ Let my men see me alive and you shall see where their loyalties lie. ❜

❛ I will not trade one dictatorship for another! ❜

❛ Because that was the last wish of a dying man. ❜  

❛ Do you remember what it was to have trust? ❜

❛ It’s a dream, a frightful dream… life is. ❜  

❛ You risk too much. ❜  

❛ I have much to pay for. ❜  

❛ I am tired of being strong. ❜

❛ Was I very different then? ❜  

❛ I have felt alone all my life, except with you. ❜  

❛ Sometimes royal ladies behave very strangely and do very odd things in the name of love. ❜  

❛ He was betrayed, by those closest to him… by his own blood … they whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired… ❜  

❛ Tell me what you have been doing, or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood. ❜   

❛ Are you in danger of becoming a good man? ❜

❛ As for you, you will love me, as I have loved you. ❜  

❛ Am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL? ❜  

❛ A striking story. Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. ❜  

❛ I think you have been afraid all your life. ❜  

❛ Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back. ❜  

❛ That makes us brothers, doesn’t it? Smile for me now brother. ❜  

❛ There was once a dream that was Rome, it shall be realized. ❜  

❛ Is Rome worth one good man’s life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. ❜  

❛ I will see you again. But not yet, not yet… ❜

[goodnightmemes]

AGATHA ALL ALONG SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ You don't seem like yourself. ❜

❛ If you wanna be in control, you can be. ❜

❛ Is this really how you see yourself? ❜

❛ Do you remember why you hate me? ❜

❛ The things that you're roasting me for are the things that make me dangerous. ❜

❛ How long have I been here? ❜

❛ Call me "nosy," I'll cut out your tongue. ❜

❛ Can you put on some clothes? 'Cause you... 'Cause you're naked. ❜

❛ Do you remember pain? It kind of tickles, doesn't it? ❜

❛ Maybe I can't kill you, but I can make you wish you were dead. ❜

❛ I am not the only one that wants to see you dead. ❜

❛ Ugh! It really warms the heart. ❜

❛ You don't have a heart. ❜

❛ Be sure to tell the vengeance-seekers I said hi. ❜

❛ That's why I saved you from the spell you were under. ❜

❛ Wherever you are, a coven there shall be. ❜

❛ I feel really optimistic about this. ❜

❛ So you're a bit of a kook. Every witch has their process. ❜

❛ Witches like you are the reason people think we poison apples, and steal children, and eat babies. ❜

❛ Don't you miss the glory days? ❜

❛ The path you're currently on leads nowhere. ❜

❛ Hey! Where do you keep your jade eggs? I'm fresh out of marbles, and my pelvic floor is all over the place. ❜

❛ I haven't seen you since I made a really pointed effort to never run into you again.❜

❛ Historically, we as a group don't do well in courtrooms. ❜

❛ People like you are dangerous. ❜

❛ Are there any real witches in the house? ❜

❛ What a team of rejects. ❜

❛ This is just a really, really, really horrible party. ❜

❛ It's giving "middle-aged second chance at love" vibes and I'm here for it. ❜

❛ Okay, so a witch is really just another name for a bad girl, is that right? ❜

❛ I'm not saying that I wanna join the club or anything, but I would drink the blood of a virgin if it would smooth out some of these wrinkles. ❜

❛ So the hallucinations seem chill. ❜

❛ I can't protect you! ❜

❛ I do not wanna die here. This is not where I die. ❜

❛ They can take your power, but they can't take your knowledge. ❜

❛ I didn't think you had it in you. ❜

❛ We were supposed to look out for each other, but we didn't. That was our fatal mistake. ❜

❛ I wish we could go home. ❜

❛ People can't be replaced. ❜

❛ Are we in trouble? Like, more than we were ten minutes ago? ❜

❛ Honestly, I don't know how to feel. Do I hate her? Or do I want her phone number? ❜

❛ I'm feeling impatient. I'm feeling like I wanna cause some damage. ❜

❛ Once vengeance is loosed, you can't reel it back in. ❜

❛ The only way to end a curse is to face it. ❜

❛ Sad is better than angry. ❜

❛ You don't have to know a person's name to know who they are. ❜

❛ Are you really defending a noted serial killer, you creepy lurker? ❜

❛ The moral of the story, kids, is always finish what you started. Also, mercy is overrated. ❜

❛ Who better to commune with the dead than someone who's put so many in the grave? ❜

❛ I mean, or we could just slit her throat. ❜

❛ But we were getting along, weren't we? We were clicking. There was unity. ❜

❛ She's possessed! For real this time! ❜

❛ I hate ghosts. ❜

❛ Why do you hate me still?❜

❛ You were born evil. ❜

❛ Please take me with you. ❜

❛ She was protecting you. But you don't deserve it. ❜

❛ I couldn't... I couldn't control it. ❜

❛ Death comes for us all. ❜

❛ You're so much like your mother. ❜

❛ We love you more than we could ever hope to communicate in human words. ❜

❛ You don't need to be a psychic to see that you're a good egg. ❜

❛ Enjoy the now, baby. It's the only thing that's certain. ❜

❛ Nothing in my life has felt normal until I met you. ❜

❛ I want you to know the real me. ❜

❛ You're so adorably trusting. ❜

❛ Word to the wise, don't go sniffing around there. ❜

❛ You seriously don't know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. ❜

❛ I panicked, so I ran. ❜

❛ Could we, like, maybe not, with the physical violence? ❜

❛ Power doesn't interest me. ❜

❛ Yeah. Well, what you did was ehhh … but life goes on. Yours, anyway. ❜

❛ I mean, I've killed...uh...my share. But you don't see it holding me back. ❜

❛ Don't you dare feel guilty about your talent. You survived. ❜

❛ So you broke the rules. Big deal. That's what kept you alive. That's what makes you special. ❜

❛ I don't need you anymore. I don't know if I ever did. ❜

❛ If you really wanna finish this together, just know that I do not trust you. At all. ❜

❛ You'll get a nosebleed trying that hard to read my mind. ❜

❛ Hey, you want straight answers, ask a straight lady. ❜

❛ Tell me what more I should see, when I look at you. ❜

❛ You know, we really hated each other from the beginning. But now...I love you, guys. ❜

❛ I'm a forgotten woman. ❜

❛ Death comes for us all. It is what we all have in common. ❜

❛ I can see all the pieces falling into place. The gaps are filling in. ❜

❛ I'm telling you now because soon I'm not going to remember any of this. ❜

❛ I hope you'll join me. ❜

❛ I needed you. My coven. ❜

❛ What can I say? I like the bad boys. ❜

❛ I loved being a witch. ❜

❛ That's it? That's all the... That's all the time I get? ❜

❛ This can't be the end. It has to be the beginning. ❜

❛ I watch you. Just as closely as you watch everyone else. ❜

❛ No one in history has had special treatment like you. ❜

❛ You gave me nothing. You took. ❜

❛ Why do you let them believe those things about you, hmm? ❜

❛ What fresh horrors await us! ❜

❛ You seem relaxed. Usually at this point you're either complaining loudly or freaking out loudly. ❜

❛ It's nice. That feeling when your body knows it's safe. ❜

❛ Sometimes...boys die. ❜

❛ Congratulations, my love! I'm sorry I didn't have a ribbon for you to run through. ❜

❛ Why don't you want me? ❜

❛ Power looks good on you. ❜

❛ You do this and I will hate you forever. ❜

❛ Please let him live. Please, my love! ❜

❛ If you want to survive, get used to this feeling. ❜

❛ I cannot protect you from what's coming. ❜

❛ I saw you die. ❜

❛ And now, I'm a ghost. Can you dig it? ❜

❛ By the way, I did not sacrifice myself for you. I took a calculated risk. ❜

❛ You're making fun of me. This is just one of your tricks. ❜

❛ You have something of mine. I know you took it. ❜

❛ Why are you still here? Why won't you just die? ❜

❛ I'm sure he would forgive you for... whatever you did. ❜

❛ We could make a good team. You and me. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

TIKTOK STARTERS PART 8

❛ I think we were a little too Shania Twain about the situation…As in ‘that don’t impress me much’, you know what I’m saying. ❜

❛ Sometimes if you just trust in the universe it will take you to the most unexpected places…LIKE THE I-95! ❜

❛ If you’re wondering what I’m doing here - me too. ❜

❛ If she’s your girl then why is she under my bridge answering my riddles? And you know that she not gonna get any of them right and that means I’m taking her. You’re losing your girl to me, the troll! ❜

❛ Thank god that thing doesn’t have emotions because it would be shitting itself. ❜

❛ I must ask you through my bitter tears though they fall upon the ground, do you think the floral pattern swim trunks or the solid color? ❜

❛ What if that would have happened to me? I’m so glad that happened to you! ❜

❛ The only arresting this guy will be doing is a restin’ on this soft soft bed. ❜

❛ If that makes me filled with misery well then call me Kathy Bates. ❜

❛ Poor guy doesn’t even have a co-host. ❜

❛ This is personal to me because…I lost my brother to podcasting. ❜

❛ That is so unrelated to what I just asked. ❜

❛ Have you ever wondered how many houses in your lifetime you’ve driven by that have people locked up in the basement? ❜

❛ Look what I got for my funeral! A ouija board! That way I can go to the funeral too. I don’t want to miss the party of the year. ❜

❛ You’re the orangest…crap nothing rhymes with orange.  ❜

❛ Life is a journey. Life is a highway, if you will, and I’m hydroplaning violently into the cement divider. ❜

❛ Ever since I started dressing like a mob wife babies have been waving at me a lot more. ❜

❛ Dude, we have so much in common. We both love shapes and chocolate milk. ❜

❛ You just saying that created so much paperwork for me. ❜

❛ That’s basically kidnapping. I mean, some would call it kidnapping. I would also call it kidnapping. ❜

❛ Don’t go around introducing yourself as a rogue criminal, cause now I have to call someone. ❜

❛ I don’t like who I become on Carnival cruises.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna wake up dead because I didn’t pay my dues to the wasps. ❜

❛ You’re going down Tom and Jerry style you fucking muppet. ❜

❛ I may not have a doctor but I have the palette of a little French boy. I’m gonna live forever. ❜

❛ You can’t light a candle when the Devil’s outside! ❜

❛ I don’t respect ghosts. Like what you mean you possessed a child? You could have possessed Patrick Mahomes and played his superbowl but you possessed a child with a peanut allergy?  ❜

❛ That’s why you’re not in heaven, cause you’re kind of a douchebag. ❜

❛ Oohh paranormal activity this, paranormal activity that - get a pair of bitches bro.❜

❛ We’ve only tripped about seven times. That’s barely any. ❜

❛ The Department of Hoes and Insecurity - it’s the thot patrol! ❜

❛ You remember when society peaked and we had Optimus Prime doing a monologue over Linkin Park? Nothing’s been the same ever since. ❜

❛ So the pettiness gods are having their way with me. ❜

❛ I believe in holding grudges. I’ll heal in hell. ❜

[goodnightmemes]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)

episodes: s01e05 - s01e07

❛ I'm trying to think of something more fucked up than this. ❜

❛ Stay out of my head. ❜

❛ I care for him more than he cares for himself. ❜

❛ A whole lot of concern's been wasted on you these past months. ❜

❛ Where are the bodies? ❜

❛ Well, then, I guess you better hope and pray you taught me how to clean up good. ❜

❛ You gonna let him do this to me? ❜

❛I'm never gonna forget what happened here. I hate you both. ❜

❛ Sounds like there's a maniac on the loose. ❜

❛ So much wine in his blood. And beer and whisky. ❜

❛ Happy? We were not happy. ❜

❛ Who am I supposed to love? ❜

❛ Why can't I make one? No matter how much blood I give them, they just lie there gaspin'. ❜

❛ What is this? Look at me. What have you done? ❜

❛ If you could find them, which you won't, they would shred you to strips, because you are built like a bird - because you are a mistake. ❜

❛ He treats us like shit and you take it! Why is that? ❜

❛ Been following you. You ain't been your careful self. ❜

❛ Don't... Don't run off. ❜

❛ Poor dear. She wasn't held enough in between ritualistic murders. ❜

❛ Once you put it out there, they decide what it is. It can get away from you. ❜

❛ Assume we are under suspicion. ❜

❛ We should leave the city, start anew. ❜

❛ Should I do like you instead? Read the first pages of every book, pass myself off as cultured? ❜

❛ You draw me into your gloom. ❜

❛ So, quick stop home to do laundry before you fuck off for good. ❜

❛ If what I've read is lies, then tell me what's true. ❜

❛ The vampires out there are vicious. Oh...but you've learned that already. ❜

❛ Come with me!  I thought I could live without you, but I was wrong. ❜

❛ His love is a small box he keeps you in. Don't stay in it. ❜

❛ I fought myself a million times, fought my nature, controlled my temper. I never once harmed you. ❜

❛ Let him go. It's me you want. ❜

❛ Listen to me, and listen very carefully, my infant death. It was never you. ❜

❛ I have patiently waited in vain for you to love me... as I love you. ❜

❛ Just say it. Say, "I am never going to love you". It would help me a great deal to hear that from your lips...your quivering...hateful lips. ❜

❛ Excruciating pain was the proof I was still alive. ❜

❛ You know he's a vampire, right? ❜

❛ NDAs signed by any and all who cross the threshold, eh? ❜

❛ Are you still dreaming about our first meeting? ❜

❛ Are we the sum of our worst moments? Can we be forgiven if we do not forgive others ourselves? ❜

❛ You gonna be my knight in vengeful black? ❜

❛ Save your charity for the needful. ❜

❛ I was someone I don't want to be anymore. I've changed. Let me prove it to you. I'm nothing without you. ❜

❛ If you want me to go away, just say so. I'll obey you. I'll leave your life forever. ❜

❛ This silence is cruel. And you were never cruel. ❜

❛ Write me a song and put your lover's voice on it? What the fuck is wrong with your head? ❜

❛ Put some clothes on and get the fuck out. ❜

❛ The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent. Lover, murderer, maker. ❜

❛ It's a bond that can never fully be severed. A bond like that makes you believe there are only two of you on the planet. ❜

❛ I cried. I called to God. I didn't want this. But I have a capacity for enduring. ❜

❛ We leave the damage so we never forget the damage. ❜

❛ She's grown very protective of me. ❜

❛ I ask these questions because I'm trying to understand you better. ❜

❛ I'm sorry for your losses. ❜

❛ I admire your steadfast pursuit of a game you clearly have no acumen for. ❜

❛ You're ugly when you act like that. ❜

❛ They don't appreciate you like I do. ❜

❛ You're like me. You like to laugh. ❜

❛ Well, now that I'm dead, I can be whoever I want. ❜

❛ I seek refuge from complaints when I visit you, dear. ❜

❛ He's the father of lies. ❜

❛ This life, it does a number on the head, on the soul... if we even have a soul. ❜

❛ When he hurts you again, and he will, come find me. ❜

❛ You don't need me. You think you do, but you don't. You're smarter now. You see trouble coming a mile away. ❜

❛ You left without saying goodbye. Again. ❜

❛ Back in your cage, sweetheart. ❜

❛ We endure each other for [name]’s happiness. ❜

❛ I love you. I don't say it often enough anymore. ❜

❛ You threaten a life which will endure till the end of the world. ❜

❛ Are you a narc? ❜

❛ I want to interview you. ❜

❛ So...question. Can an immortal meet mortality? ❜

❛ We would spend our hours enduring, with little pretense of getting along, locked together in hatred. ❜

❛ Knowledge is the ocean's edge. ❜

❛ They say that Satan lives in this house. ❜

❛ Well, send Saint Peter our regards. ❜

❛ We have to leave this place. ❜

❛ Maybe start by telling me the plan? ❜

❛ You spend an hour alone with him and you're breathing in sync together. ❜

❛ I'll lose myself in him. ❜

❛ You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me. ❜

❛ I came to make peace with you. ❜

❛ No one's comin' to a party thrown by freaks. ❜

❛ You're gonna try to kill him at this party? ❜

❛ I mean, this is all good and... sufficiently creepy. What do you want? ❜

❛ Would you like to know the secret of immortality? ❜

❛ I wanted him dead. I wanted him all to myself. ❜

❛ I'm going to miss this place. ❜

❛ I was his, and he was mine. ❜

❛ Always the petty slights with you. ❜

❛ We are joined by a cord, by a cord that you cannot see, but it is real. It is real. ❜

❛ I have loved you...with all myself. ❜

❛ I'm happy it was you...here with me…at the end. ❜

❛ This horror that had been [name]...I stared helplessly at it. The thing lay still. ❜

❛ Murder? What murder? It was an act of mercy. ❜

❛ You didn't kill him. You spared him, out of some fucked-up idea you had about love. ❜

❛ We have to burn him. It's the only way we'll know! ❜

❛ You don't need a memoir. You need a hundred sessions of EMDR. ❜

❛ You've only heard half the story. ❜

❛ This time, I won't save your life. ❜