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play with fire / a fake chop playlist / listen
8 songs. 27 minutes.
Fake Chop Brett content almost lost
Several months ago i discovered Brett’s past acting career (if you don’t know about it search him on IMDb) so i was looking at all he has been in and i found out, in 2014, he was the main dude in the trailer of “Hotline Miami 2: Do you like to hurt people?” (for those that don’t know, hotline miami is a pixel style video game with gore/violence elements where you’re sent on ‘missions’)
I watched and i absolutely loved it, it’s pure before-FakeChop!Brett content.
We fast-forward to two weeks ago, i searched it just because i fell like it and guess what happened, machinima decided to delete the video and that got me frustrated
But
Thanks to the moons i saved it some time before that in 720p (i wish i had saved it in better quality) and i uploaded it to yt, here you go:
Also:
we know that irl Aleks can't do anything with tasers or electricity bc of his heart murmur right? I'd love to see something written with him being threatened by a member of another crew or even a cop and subsequently having the members of fake chop flip out. I want him safe irl but fic has no limits ya know. thanks in advance!
Okay first off, holy shit, I didn’t know about that; damn now I’m going to worry about him even more. Second, let’s see what I can do for you, Anon:
They’re surrounded by police, a dozen or so pistols pointed at them, not quite fucked but headed in that general direction. James ran out of ammo, Brett is down to his last four bullets, and Aleks kneels on the ground, shoulder bleeding from a bullet wound, his gun laying just out of reach on the sidewalk.
Somewhere above they know Trevor and Joe are watching through rifle scopes, waiting for someone to tell them what to do, when to strike, but Aleks lost his comm and James is too tense to move let alone say anything.
“Drop your weapons,” one police officer screams, gun pointed directly at Brett.
“Look fellas, let’s talk…”
“I said drop your weapon,” he repeats and Brett sighs but raises his hands, letting his gun dangle from his fingers for a few seconds before dropping it to the blacktop.
“How much blood can I lose without dying?” Aleks asks no one in particular, chancing a glance at his shoulder. “It’s bleeding a lot.”
“Shut up!”
“Okay, rude.”
The cop closest to him slams the butt of his gun into Aleks’ face, his head snapping to the side. He sniffs, slowly lifting his head, blood sliding down his cheek and dripping onto his shirt.
“Alright, asshole, that’s enough,” Brett says sharply, fury burning in his dark eyes.
The cop smirks, gaze settling on Brett, and he says, “Who’s gonna stop me? You?”
“If I have to.”
“Brett, stop,” Aleks snaps, watching the cop. His pistol is clutched tightly in his left hand, and the last thing any of them need is Brett’s brains splattered all over the road.
“You can either come quietly,” another cop starts, gaze darting from Aleks to Brett to James, “or we’ll use force if necessary.”
“Haven’t you already?” Brett nods towards Aleks. “He didn’t shoot himself in the shoulder.”
“Keep talking,” the first cop warns, “see what happens.”
Brett’s eyes narrow and he says, “I don’t like when people threaten me.”
The cop tilts his head to the left, right hand reaching for his belt, and at first Aleks actually thinks he’s reaching for his pepper spray, but he pulls his taser free instead.
“Say one more word, I dare you.”
“Let’s just arrest them,” the second cop says quickly, trying to keep the peace (or as much as the LSPD can keep), but even he’s not doing much good. His buddy is out for blood, and Brett is a prime target.
“Nothing else to say, tough guy?” the second cop challenges.
Brett fights the impulse to say anything, but Aleks sees him break, sighing softly when Brett says, “Am I allowed to file a formal complaint or should I direct all of my problems to you?”
“That’s it.”
It’s not like he’s expecting it, but really he’d be more surprised if the cop actually went for Brett. Aleks has enough time to feel two sharp pricks in his side before his entire body seizes up, knocking him to the ground. He curls in on himself, eyes squeezed shut, involuntary screams tearing from his lungs.
He hears several voices shouting above him, Brett the loudest of them all, but he can’t understand what any of them are saying. He’s so sure he’s going to die, almost begging for it, when the pain suddenly stops.
It’s silent for a good ten seconds before he hears James softly say, “Trevor, Joe fuck them up.”
Aleks hears the first crack of a rifle immediately followed by a thump as a body hits the ground. Hands grab him, dragging him across the blacktop, leaning him against a car. His body is still shaking, eyes still shut tightly, breathing harsh and ragged.
He feels someone gently grip his shoulder, a quiet voice murmuring in his ear, telling him to breathe, and he thinks he nods but he’s not sure. Somewhere in the distance he hears screams and grunts, more gunfire, and a harsh, familiar voice shouting so loud Aleks knows James probably won’t be able to talk tomorrow.
It’s over just as suddenly as it started, an eerie silence settling over the street. Aleks forces his eyes open, his gaze darting around. He’s hiding behind a truck, Brett kneeling next to him, James sitting on his other side. Both are bleeding from various cuts, but otherwise they look relatively unscathed.
“You alright?” they ask and he nods.
“Okay, well we gotta go,” James states, the distant wail of sirens making him tense, and Aleks nods again in agreement.
Brett helps him up, catching him when his legs give out, practically dragging him towards an alleyway. He feels James duck under his other arm, both propping him up, and he manages to wheeze, “T-that sucked.”
“Yeah, no shit.”
we know that irl Aleks can't do anything with tasers or electricity bc of his heart murmur right? I'd love to see something written with him being threatened by a member of another crew or even a cop and subsequently having the members of fake chop flip out. I want him safe irl but fic has no limits ya know. thanks in advance!
Okay first off, holy shit, I didn’t know about that; damn now I’m going to worry about him even more. Second, let’s see what I can do for you, Anon:
They’re surrounded by police, a dozen or so pistols pointed at them, not quite fucked but headed in that general direction. James ran out of ammo, Brett is down to his last four bullets, and Aleks kneels on the ground, shoulder bleeding from a bullet wound, his gun laying just out of reach on the sidewalk.
Somewhere above they know Trevor and Joe are watching through rifle scopes, waiting for someone to tell them what to do, when to strike, but Aleks lost his comm and James is too tense to move let alone say anything.
“Drop your weapons,” one police officer screams, gun pointed directly at Brett.
“Look fellas, let’s talk…”
“I said drop your weapon,” he repeats and Brett sighs but raises his hands, letting his gun dangle from his fingers for a few seconds before dropping it to the blacktop.
“How much blood can I lose without dying?” Aleks asks no one in particular, chancing a glance at his shoulder. “It’s bleeding a lot.”
“Shut up!”
“Okay, rude.”
The cop closest to him slams the butt of his gun into Aleks’ face, his head snapping to the side. He sniffs, slowly lifting his head, blood sliding down his cheek and dripping onto his shirt.
“Alright, asshole, that’s enough,” Brett says sharply, fury burning in his dark eyes.
The cop smirks, gaze settling on Brett, and he says, “Who’s gonna stop me? You?”
“If I have to.”
“Brett, stop,” Aleks snaps, watching the cop. His pistol is clutched tightly in his left hand, and the last thing any of them need is Brett’s brains splattered all over the road.
“You can either come quietly,” another cop starts, gaze darting from Aleks to Brett to James, “or we’ll use force if necessary.”
“Haven’t you already?” Brett nods towards Aleks. “He didn’t shoot himself in the shoulder.”
“Keep talking,” the first cop warns, “see what happens.”
Brett’s eyes narrow and he says, “I don’t like when people threaten me.”
The cop tilts his head to the left, right hand reaching for his belt, and at first Aleks actually thinks he’s reaching for his pepper spray, but he pulls his taser free instead.
“Say one more word, I dare you.”
“Let’s just arrest them,” the second cop says quickly, trying to keep the peace (or as much as the LSPD can keep), but even he’s not doing much good. His buddy is out for blood, and Brett is a prime target.
“Nothing else to say, tough guy?” the second cop challenges.
Brett fights the impulse to say anything, but Aleks sees him break, sighing softly when Brett says, “Am I allowed to file a formal complaint or should I direct all of my problems to you?”
“That’s it.”
It’s not like he’s expecting it, but really he’d be more surprised if the cop actually went for Brett. Aleks has enough time to feel two sharp pricks in his side before his entire body seizes up, knocking him to the ground. He curls in on himself, eyes squeezed shut, involuntary screams tearing from his lungs.
He hears several voices shouting above him, Brett the loudest of them all, but he can’t understand what any of them are saying. He’s so sure he’s going to die, almost begging for it, when the pain suddenly stops.
It’s silent for a good ten seconds before he hears James softly say, “Trevor, Joe fuck them up.”
Aleks hears the first crack of a rifle immediately followed by a thump as a body hits the ground. Hands grab him, dragging him across the blacktop, leaning him against a car. His body is still shaking, eyes still shut tightly, breathing harsh and ragged.
He feels someone gently grip his shoulder, a quiet voice murmuring in his ear, telling him to breathe, and he thinks he nods but he’s not sure. Somewhere in the distance he hears screams and grunts, more gunfire, and a harsh, familiar voice shouting so loud Aleks knows James probably won’t be able to talk tomorrow.
It’s over just as suddenly as it started, an eerie silence settling over the street. Aleks forces his eyes open, his gaze darting around. He’s hiding behind a truck, Brett kneeling next to him, James sitting on his other side. Both are bleeding from various cuts, but otherwise they look relatively unscathed.
“You alright?” they ask and he nods.
“Okay, well we gotta go,” James states, the distant wail of sirens making him tense, and Aleks nods again in agreement.
Brett helps him up, catching him when his legs give out, practically dragging him towards an alleyway. He feels James duck under his other arm, both propping him up, and he manages to wheeze, “T-that sucked.”
“Yeah, no shit.”
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Most of you have already seen this, but any posts done with Icons are messed up. The text is entirely gone and all that’s left are the icon and the tags. Now, some people have been saying that they can see still the full posts on their blogs & drafts while very few other people on my dash have been saying that the text was messed up even in both those places. Please go check your blog / drafts to make sure you can still see your threads and texts with Icons on it! Feel free to reblog this for your mutuals & add any new information you may get. Let’s all try and keep calm and hope this gets fixed soon.
ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FANDOM (ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ROLEPLAY) IMPORTANT!!!
I saw an individual reblog some AH fanart by the username of @ cibibot (not directly tagging him for reasons I’ll state below)
He’s a confirmed rapist who goes by Ollie. He claims to be an underage roleplayer and an anti. (Someone who tells people that the should choke/die over enjoying a specific ship or a particular piece of fiction.) I’m not sure if he’s an active member of the fandom, but I saw him reblog some Michael fanart by @crash-bang-boom and immediately felt sick to my stomach. Please,if you are confronted by @ cibibot,do not interact with him. Block and report him.
If you need receipts,go check @block-report-program and I also believe @theassholeantiarchive .
Stay safe,y'all.
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Throwback to the time that Gavin accidentally did the bike glitch in GTA V
From Let’s Play: GTA V - Non-Stop Bike
these are some edits i made to include in moodboards or backgrounds that i figured i should post in their original form because…. i mean, i’m proud of my work
Fake AH Ryan headcannon: when he was a young boy he saw the lion king and fell in love with it, especially Can you feel the love tonight. It was from a line in that song where he got his two alias'; the Mad king and he Vagabond (its enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best)
of all the possible reasons for ryan’s infamous nickname, i think this one has to be my favorite. im all for secretly disney nerd ryan. fuck yes gimme all of it.
GTA PROFILES - The Roosters
UNO THE MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS (pronouns and gendered language can of course be modified to your needs!)
“we’ve made an unwinnable game.” “augh, shit! augh, dammit! augh, crap!” “you say that like you think it’s going to end soon.” “hahaha, i’m so screwed…” “you know what, (name)? here you go. on the house.” “i coulda done something worse but i decided not to.” “this is gonna be temporarily scary, but it might work out.” “are you gonna win?” “what does he have, gentlemen? i have no fucking clue.” “honestly i don’t give a shit if he has it or not, i just want to point more fingers.” “that’s filth. that’s real dirty.” “oh, i got an achievement!” “yeah, this is rough… this is a rough one.” “that’s sweet, man. you’re a real champ!” “other people wanna play, too!” “other people wanna play, too! like (name).” “editor, make sure you fade in that soft jazz right about now.” “you’re not doing anybody any favours, here.” “i wonder what the longest game of uno ever played is. i wonder if we could enter the guinness world records.” “i wonder if we could enter the guinness world records.” “gimme those back!” “nope, don’t wanna deploy that…” “that’s alright. i’ll just sit on my hoard, like a dragon.” “uh, while i appreciate the sentiment, (name)… no good deed goes unpunished.” “you feel like hurtin’? cause i can hurt.” “you’re hoarding ___! there’s like a thousand of them!” “should we pause this and pick it up tomorrow?” “stop what you’re doin’, cause i’m about to ruin your night.” “i’m trying to think but nothing’s happening.” “we should skype (name) in, so he can’t get away from the misery.” “i lick every one i pick up.” “aw, i was gonna play (video game) tonight…” “I JUST WANNA GO HOME.” “hang on, gotta text (name)… ‘i am trapped in uno. it’ll be a while.’” “what a dumb reason to be stuck at work!” “when i was about twelve, i didn’t think i’d be doing this when i was (age).” “everybody wants to leave, but nobody wants to lose!” “…let’s stop.”