Making Clouds

Living life to the fullest

[making-smoke]

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

[pukepurge-deactivated20131012]

[a-dolla-makes-me-holla]

[making-smoke]

Friend: I'm calling dibs

Me: it's okay I only go for ass holes with cold dead eyes

[soupdude]

Don’t talk to me, I’m on my periodic table of elements

[strawberry-nymph-blog]

me at home: ugh i just want to go out

me out: ugh i just want to go home

[likeaf1sh]

[michellem98]

[fornixcation-deactivated2019083]

Me trying to flirt. 

Never really gets anywhere. 

[sofia-eilidh]

when u know someone is lying and u can prove it

[lordnintendoom64-deactivated202]

[making-smoke]

Person: Ugh music today is so sexual and disgusting I only listen to rock

The Beatles: Please please me like I please you

Led Zeppelin: SQUEEZE MY LEMON TILL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG

Jimmy Page: Eyy she just satisfies

The Rolling Stones: Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good?

AC/DC: You shook me all night long

Queen: Give me your body

Person: Pure stuff, rock. Better than this modern crap

[froscan]

[veepoe]

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

[barrelsofdwarrows]

It appears we have lost our burglar

[buzzfeed]

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

[powerrprincess-deactivated20130]

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

[conclusivelyelusive]

All before 9am

[lisasterle]

Sleeping Beauty shirts

ew gross I’m sleeping who said you could kiss me.