My Inspiration

Boop Boop

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[ruinedchildhood]

Netflix: 

Me: 

[catasters]

[emotionalaboutmyguap]

get rich or cry tryin

[sonseulsoleil]

Tom Holland’s face when Jimmy Kimmel asks if anyone dies in Infinity War is fucking killing me:  

[theconcealedweapon]

40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”

20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?”

40-year-old man: (head explodes)

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lookataleaf3000]

sensible business policy

[drinking-tea-at-midnight-deacti]

exactly what you’d write if the seagulls worked for them.

[bob-belcher]

[twitblr]

Guaranteed that the retail employee gives zero fucks (x)

[blame-my-muses]

the retail employee is legit relieved to see that kind of person go.

[toastbutteregg]

make!! every!! bite!! count!!!

[lucid-bean]

[p96al]

U WANT A FRIEND? LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[g0d-of-thunder]