Gay Mac Rules My Life

every thing is a mess but we still have Its Always Sunny

[beckett-byrne]

[optimysticals]

Quality content.

[thegrossinger]

This is wonderful news.

[lucyaudley]

The 70s were a magical time

[propertyofseverustsnape]

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

[celestialfinns-deactivated20260]

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

[muppetymels]

Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture. “No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.” “Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break.” “Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet.”

[growingracealways]

This is real.

[peppermintmonster]

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

[leaveitalonehayley]

My girl just dont give a fuck anymore

[ohmyhayleywilliams]

and i’m cheering her on

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

[triparto-deactivated20160408]

GJAHDGJADDJAD

[whereyouleftsme]

can we talk about that rose-colored boy is such an important statement to say? like basically we all know these people saying “oh get over it. you’re being overdramatic. you gotta look on the bright side.” but hayley is saying “nah fuck that fake-positive shit just let me cry and don’t force it on me bc i can’t take it and let me decide when to be happy or not.” 

[prideprejudce]

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

[seriousjones]

a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

[seriousjones]

this post has led to one million people explaining impeachment to me so let me just say that this post is primarily a joke about the funny sex number known as 69

[that-she-wolf-deactivated201704]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

[nannycanes]

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[r10t3r]

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[morgueresident]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[someth1ngpersonal]

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

[prisonhannibal]

I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u

[womprat-deactivated20170904]