🌸 unchained

♥ i'm NOT in the illuminati

[drunktuesdays]

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

[sacred-portal]

[soshinee]

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

[soshinee]

legitimately everything 2 me

[macleod]

Haru Urara - Wikipedia

She retired years ago (113 losses, 0 wins, 2004), but is still kicking around at twenty nine. Haru Urara even became a minor PR character in 2018 when she was featured in a traffic safety poster of the Kisarazu Police Station! Here she was in 2020:

and a short (18min) documentary can be seen here:

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[makochuuu]

vessel update

[makochuuu]

hi good news im alive still

[gummywurm-gaming]

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[great-and-small]

I would do anything for the terra cotta corn puppy

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[thememedaddy]

[ellelusions]

Jennifer Coolidge is the only person alive who could believably play a live action miss piggy, in this essay i will

[jonbutter]

[capacity]

Okay well

[bloggirl69]

[alter-koker]

*senses u with my schnauzenorgan*

[theonewhopoops]

Oh mein gott….

[robotsarecoolaf]

[simulationswarm]

literally this