Tripping Over the Light Fantastic

The Adventures of Malady Adroit

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Fucking with my hair, phase 2. Silver achieved, now to totes bring back the 80s with our ole friend olgilve (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNjEVkyFEEC/?igshid=1n99v4p52dk1j

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#Ruprect wants to know where the doritos are #catnip (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNjCkCZlhs6/?igshid=ukn8xywfx06k

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My White Raven soap arrived from @acrowandthedead , time for an emergency shower, it smells so good (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM6IHzql4nr/?igshid=8nlxxe5txipx

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Its okay to be jealous #newbissell #vacuumlife (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM3pb4jF7r9/?igshid=opjf9d6tltdi

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Also this (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMip7SWFqpb/?igshid=zzoksdy1nfvd

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One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced one another drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and killed those two dead boys. #cptsd #researchtherapy (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMdkcOpFNuj/?igshid=q4lcw7ht1na3

[maladroit13]

Face! #Krang #axolotl #babylotl #lostortugascompinchesfamilia (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMbhy51lKsK/?igshid=16c07834jsam9

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Look who is 2" long today! #krang #axolotl #babylotl #lostortugascompinchesfamilia (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMbhpEfFKJ4/?igshid=1d2ctf1h6ila0

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Baby #Krang says good morning #axolotl #lostortugascompinchesfamilia (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMTjHYFFTns/?igshid=7j0y074hxn3t

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#husbandomagnificosupremoconquesoandguacamoleisalittleextra gived me this yesterday for a birthday (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMPCkKllYdp/?igshid=1le48jlexamia

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Done made me a #birfday #ketobrownie Only burnt it a little! (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMOPASwFYrt/?igshid=1of7z7qql0h0k

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I opted against this one, then was struck by how awesome my armpit looked... so... here is my 45 year old armpit #birfdayboi (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMOOCQ3F-OY/?igshid=135rm3309yk7b

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Good morning 45. #birfday (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMOND62FIL7/?igshid=67bi9jjuieyy

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#Krang havin a lil float #axolotl #babylotl #lostortugascompinchesfamilia (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMGqlRWF1Gt/?igshid=1muar6fgb1fp8

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Teenylotl #axolotl #babylotl (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMFUJnFFHhX/?igshid=s4bteatd44o1

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Oh fuck, this happened #axolotl #babylotl #lostortugascompinchesfamilia (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMFSjl-ldkD/?igshid=5ech4suxh2cu

[maladroit13]

Leave it to the Irish... (at Schnitzelburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL59-rOFLm4/?igshid=12czz5gqja1cb