i'll burn that bridge when i get to it

30 / M / A Dumpster Probably

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[bgm05]

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Notes:

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[chudobs]

[389]

[carmelcup2]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is real

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[chipsqueak]

Not just poor people, but specifically from an above-ground cemetery that had a lot of POC buried there. There were a lot of accusations of racism against them because of it. I mean, the crucial part is the grave-robbing first and foremost, but that was a particular sticking point.

Also, as a minor point of correction, Ender Darling (Littlefuckinmonster) was not formally charged for the bone stealing, but for marijuana possession, since Louisiana had no formal laws in place for prosecuting grave robbery and selling human remains. Those laws were eventually passed as a result of the events of Boneghazi

[theehorsepusssy]

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[thulium]