This is the official rotomblr account of Malcolm’s Collection Enterprise! After we’ve been receiving some…
*rudely worded* emails about one of our residents. On this account our PR team will be taking questions about our hours, events, and Classic QnA about our business and what we stand for!
At MCE, we provide shelter and support to our residents, simple minded Pokéhuman hybrids that need a little extra help in their day to day lives.
We give tours, have purchasable merchandise, and host events based around our residents and their beautiful existence!
Our current most popular exhibit is
WESTLEY!
The Wyrdeer Revival Pokéhybrid!
Ooc: be mindful that this blog will contain topics that could be very triggering to some people! Including, but not limited to the following.
TW: Dehumanization, Medical Abuse, Financial abuse, mental/emotional/psychological abuse, some gore at some points, objectification, Gaslighting, Manipulation, and potentially more I have not mentioned, so please proceed with caution!
Hi! I’m the Author. Malcolm Collection Enterprise is a fucked up place that sort of functions as a bit of a human zoo, but for pokemon and pokemon/human hybrids. If you interact with this account via asks, don’t be alarmed when the response tries to make you question of what you know is true.
I also run the blogs @proudplupdad, and @freshidiotirl. My pronouns are he/him, the admin of this blog doesn’t have specific pronouns because they speak in “we/us” terms as a social media manager for MCE.
Pelipper Mail: ON, to the official MCE P.O. Box, not to a specific person. Anything sent to Westley goes through a manager first.
We’d like to thank everyone for the recent donations and announce that with Westley out of our care, he has not been receiving his monthly pay.
If you or anyone you know have any idea where he is at the moment, please let us know so we can return him and continue his income! Now that our founder has gathered his bearings, he has a few words for the public!
“Our tours will be paused for the time being, given the destruction of our facility and some recent turmoil being forged between the collection and some volatile individuals… and to those of you concerned with rumors of an ‘Umbreon’ being mistreated, this is false. An insult on our name only being repeated in a childish attempt of slander. The collection remains strong, thank you to our continued patrons for your support.”
We’d like to thank everyone for the recent donations and announce that with Westley out of our care, he has not been receiving his monthly pay.
If you or anyone you know have any idea where he is at the moment, please let us know so we can return him and continue his income! Now that our founder has gathered his bearings, he has a few words for the public!
“Our tours will be paused for the time being, given the destruction of our facility and some recent turmoil being forged between the collection and some volatile individuals… and to those of you concerned with rumors of an ‘Umbreon’ being mistreated, this is false. An insult on our name only being repeated in a childish attempt of slander. The collection remains strong, thank you to our continued patrons for your support.”
an abduction?! how terrible! is there sn investigation? do they have any leads?
Both an abduction and a major act of violence and vandalism.
In turn with the residents of our collection being stolen from their homes, their lives, the only things they’ve ever known, the Collection was burnt to the ground.
Damage repairs will take a long time. We are unsure when tours will be running again, as it is going to be a long road to rebuild.
In the meantime, some of the greatest detectives we have are trying their best to trace the culprits! Unfortunately, the security footage was somehow destroyed as well. But we will not rest until everything is back in order! Thank you for your concerns.
“I will never glorify you ruffians with that word. Westley and the others were ABDUCTED. And I will not rest until they are safely within my care once again.”
A watermelon cut in half, inside one half a rock is hidden inside it's decently heavy and sharp. In the other half a jagged piece of metal hidden inside.
You wouldn't be able to tell what was inside without eating some of it.
[Pelipper Mail! A big basket of berries. Most of these seem to be fairly exotic? Topo berries, Drash berries, Touga berries, Ginema berries, Pumkin berries and Strib berries particularly. A note is attached]
"Hope you get to see the sun soon. They're wrong about you."
Due to popular request, we’ve decided to post an image of Westley for your viewing pleasure, perhaps to decide if you want to come visit once we have some availability!
Unfortunately, Westley gets nervous if he knows he’s being recorded sometimes, so apologies if the image is a little oddly framed! He’s a skittish little creature, but we still love him!
As you can clearly see, Westley is perfectly content and taken care of here at Malcolm’s collection enterprise!
