Don't dish what you can't take.

Malcolm Riley Zane Nicholson 18 Don't let your mouth make checks your ass can't cash.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

I’m done with your shit, man. Fuck off. For real.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

Aight, aight.  I'm fuckin' off.

But you're drinking with me tomorrow and don't forget it.

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKER.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

Fuck off, if I was getting sex I wouldn’t be talkin’ to your dumb ass.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

Bro, it's your birthday..why WOULDN'T you be getting birthday sex?

I'll never understand you. GET IT IN.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

Neckin’? What the fuck am I, a giraffe?

I’m “neckin’” with someone hot alright, though.

We’ll drink tomorrow.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I KNEW it. I fuckin' KNEW it.

You little manwhore.

Call me up when you're done getting birthday sex.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

It’s a bullshit night for a birthday.

My life was like “It’s april fools and you’re the joke!”

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I will punch you in the balls if you say something like that again.

Your birthday is great, or else I wouldn't have a fuckin' awesome cousin to drink with...which we're currently NOT doing.

I hope whoever you're neckin' with is hot, bro.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

You’re such a fuckin’ dick dude.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

Well you're a fuckin' dick for not drinking with me on this great night of your birth.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

Get over it ya puss.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

All of this alcohol is mine now, just so you know. None for Griffin. 

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I wanted to take Grif out for his birthday, but he's busy.

[renxkay]

Roll your eyes at me. One more time.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I love you so much, you beautiful woman you.

[renxkay]

I love you, too, but the answer is still no.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

God, woman. You're killing me.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

But, MA.

I’ll catch back up, I swear it. I’ll take out the garbage for a month, I promise. Please let me have a dog?

[renxkay]

Newsflash, my darling baby boy: You’re already supposed to take the garbage out every day until you leave this house.  

The answer is no until you bring me an A from History class. 

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

But, Ma...

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

But, MA.

I'll catch back up, I swear it. I'll take out the garbage for a month, I promise. Please let me have a dog?

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I have no idea what he's doing half the time, but he's the reason school doesn't suck for me.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

Can’t hang out with you. Ma’s finally not pissed, but she’s still not entirely happy with me, y’know? And there’s only so much Daisy I can take. I love her but playing dolls is not my favorite thing to do. So why not bug the crap outta Mr. C?

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

You get a look at my paper yet? See if it's got a good grade? Ma and Pop will kill me if I don't pass this year. I gotta make sure my shit's good or else I'm going to be grounded for life.  Will you sneak a peek and let me know? 

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I hate senior photos because this is my second time doing 'em.  The photographer recognized me immediately and he was like, "You again?"  So I flipped him off after this picture was taken. I don't give a damn.  I hate being here. Again.

[friggin-griffin-deactivated2014]

Yeah, ‘cause “F :)” on every paper is definitely kissing the teacher’s ass dip shit. Y’know if you didn’t let me go home high that night this wouldn’t even be a problem.

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

I'm yankin' your chain. Easy there, Grif. I just don't see the fun in hanging out after school. I get enough of that place while I'm there. 

[malcolmxinxthemiddle-blog]

Brown noser.