[zitelean]

Pride

[eldergoblin]

Derpy carries her home.

( @mountainofgoats made me do it)

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[whyenn-reader]

building trust's a lot like interacting with a stray cat, you can do everything right but its still up to the other person to not trust you right away and that doesn't make the cat a cunt. with enough patience and positive reinforcement even scared, angry and violent animals can trust you. or they can choose not to. and that doesn't make the cat a cunt. there isn't a perfect combination of actions you can universally implement to make them your friend as fast as possible. its about being present, reading signals, and reacting accordingly. otherwise you are a cunt.

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[kosmogrl]

[eternal-fractal]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[owenthetokencishet]

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[justlikebullets]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[robotclownindulgence]

ah yes the two genders

[only-cat-memes]

[muttsandmustelidae]

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

[doodlesofwhimsy]

Celine keeping tabs on Mira, trying to figure out how to recruit her, then one day celine spots her in a supermarket or smth and falls to the floor going "owww owww someone help someone with medical knowledge please help oh my goddd" and Mira rushes over like "oh shit, what's going on??? I'm just a student right now but I can look at-" and then Celine grabs her arm and pulls her down and whispers ominously into her ear "QUIT YOUR SCHOOL, JOIN MY GIRL GROUP"

[frozenwolftemplar]

Celine is not proud to admit that this took several tries, on account that she kept accidentally attracting actual doctors.

Celine: aaaaaahhhhh my chest I think I'm having a heart attack!!!

Random inconveniently placed doctor: Just stay calm, miss; I'm a cardiologist and-

Celine: [pops up completely fine excepting the blow to her dignity] Never mind