harpercarmichael:
HARPER.
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“Well I definitely feel more secure knowing you’re not one, if that helps,” Harper said, amused grin on her face. Special ring. That sounded like something she recognized. A plot from one of those vampire shows she watched in college, on her lunch breaks hanging around the bars at restaurants she worked at in the afternoon. Eyes going down to his hands, gray eyes narrowed. “Are you even wearing a ring?” Hearing the man before her talk about cold starts and inspecting her lawn mower, the chef finally realized how much shit she was in. “I gotta be honest, I don’t know what the fuck a cold start is.” Should she? Probably, but she skipped home ec to sit in the parking lot with her friends in high school. Taking a deep breath in at his request, the blonde shook her head. “No gas. I’m taking it to mean that’s a good thing?”
“I’m not sure they’d let vampires be cops either,” He liked amusing her with the thought of fictional beings, knowing that they weren’t real. “Oh no. I’m not, I like to keep my hands and wrists pretty empty, just makes it easier when I’m working.” He probably wouldn’t even wear one if he was married. “Cold start is like basically getting the mower’s gears ready to grind,” He figured that was the simplest way to explain it. “It means the thing isn’t gonna explode on us so yeah, that’s a good sign but the whole not starting thing isn’t. Do you need the grass done now?”










