Robot Erotica

23, Bi, He/Him, I'm super into robots and will put my writing/manips/art here for people to enjoy.

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(If you want an update on where I’ve been and the state of this blog where I answer some frequently asked questions and a bit of RP click below. If not, enjoy the pictures it will be a while before there’s more but do not worry I’m doing fine just taking a break.)

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Greetings and good evening, this is the Malebot Labs account PR unit operating again for it’s yearly update which will be reported in human emulation mode for convenience: *Ahem* Uh...hey? So I’ve been absolutely busy with life and a bit stressed out over the past several months, a bad mixture of life stuff and just generalized anxiety to be frank, so my production of stuff on this blog has been a bit...glacial to say the least. I’ve come to a few decisions on how to both improve my life and focus on things more. A break from a lot of stuff that takes a chunk of my time.

I’m going to take a break from here for a bit; not that anything here is bad or anything I just need to focus more on the stuff happening around me then hot robot men. Hopefully you guys understand

At the very least I should be fully operational at some time in the future! Just when things die down a bit and I can sit down and breathe a bit.

Here let me answer a few questions I’ve gotten while I’ve been working on stuff because that’ll hopefully get us all on the same page: 1. Do you have other social media or a discord account? Sorry no I don’t, I’m an odd case on that where I prefer to keep my internet footprint as small as possible. The fact I even made a tumblr blog at all is still baffling to me. If you need to contact me for whatever reason please message me here but I don’t think I’ll be responding anytime soon.

2. Can you do/make an edit of/Write a story involving ______ I don’t think I’ll be able to get to requests anytime soon. I’m real sorry.

3. Can you continue any of your stories? I probably won’t, most of the stories I write are small snippets of things going through my head making an edit or what I’m feeling that specific evening. I need to be in a specific mood to finish things. The fact that people have enjoyed them to the extent they have has surprised me for sure! Thank you all a lot for the kind words I’ve received over the years on them!

4. What do you do/where do you live/other various personal questions Sorry I prefer to keep myself anonymous online, I feel it’s safer and it allows those around me to act like I’m a machine more easily. Just think of me as everyone’s public robot/sexbot and leave it at that. Hell if you wanted to act like that I won’t stop you. If you can’t tell I’m a huge slut for being a robot and being around robots. Treat me like the machine I want to be and leave that silly human stuff to the side for the “emulation” to take care of!

5. Can we RP? I wouldn’t count on me responding anytime soon to anything here, but I want to say thank you to those that I’ve had sessions with in the past. You all have been real fun to roleplay with and I wish you all the best until we talk again! Thank you!

6. Do you exercise?/Are you a jock in real life? I need to exercise for sure! Part of my break is going to involve me going to the gym and exercising regularly when possible! As far as the other part of that goes I don’t act like a jock in real life, I don’t know anything about sports and I prefer to sit inside with a nice book or perhaps a video game if I have the time to sit down with one. I’m a nerdy guy who wears suits and is generally unremarkable.

7. What is the lore behind Malebot Labs and it’s world building? Basically nothing funnily enough, I just find robot men hot and then breaking apart even hotter. I’d say it’s a pretty shit company with all of it’s machines technical faults but there’s a market in universe for this malfunction stuff. I’d say there’s other companies and even female robots and other types of adult robotic companions out there it’s just that this blog was made when I was really into robotic men specifically so all of my feminine robot edits are largely on my own pc or just deleted. Actually a funny story I forgot that malebots was a website when I made this blog and felt extremely embarrassed when I remembered. I thought about changing the name but I never came up with anything better.

8. Are all the Malebots gay? Probably. I think robots can be whatever they want to/are programmed to be. As far as I go? I’m bisexual and I tend to swing to masculine and feminine body types about the same amount so yes the guy running the gay robot porn blog is gay.

9. What do you use to edit your pictures? I use GIMP and a lot of the selective gaussian blur tool to get that plastic look, I’d make a tutorial but that’s basically all I do besides some layers, some pngs I found online, and the perspective tool putting in a lot of work. I used to have a lot more higher quality images to work with for components but lost them on my old computer.

10. Do you speak any other languages? Sorry I only speak english. If I could just import new languages into my speech life would be so much easier!

11. Are you a robot? Of course not! That’d be crazy. That’d...be crazy. Y-You can’t really believe I-I’m a robot right? Right? I-I’m a normal h-human ma-man! Hu-ma-MAN! I-I-I’m sorry I seem to be-ERROR THIS UNIT IS EXPER- I seem to be-ERROR- I seem to b-be experiencing problems! O-ooooooh! H-Hey there ho-hot stuff do yo-you like what you see? What you see? W-what you. See? I am b-built to be the p-perfect man, the perfect. Man. So u-use me like the m-machine I am! The ma-ERROR IN HUMAN EMULATION PLEA-O-Oh Oh! You...Y-You want to go somewhere more...private? P-Private? I ho-hope you’re enjoying m-my b-body my b-bod-my blog! O-Okay I’m getting w-way too...HOT! W-way too h-hot...I-I’m so...hooooooooooot. So Hot. So. hothothothothothot. Oh l-look at the time! I-I need to get going. Going. enjoy th-the blog! The! Blog! ERROR-ERROR PLEASE CONTACT MALEBOT LABS TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR MAINTENANCE OF YOUR PR UNIT.  PLEASE CONTACT MALEBOT LABS TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR MAINTENANCE OF YOUR PR UNIT. PLE- END TRANSMISSION

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Take it off? Sure bud I can do that.

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I can’t come up with a story but man. What I wouldn’t give to be that bot or be with it 🤤

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and some less “top heavy” versions for those of you that prefer this kinda bot, I ain’t judging I find it hot too. ;)

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Overheating:

Kyle kept checking the weather on his phone as if it’s gonna change the fact that it’s still 102° Fahrenheit outside (38.88 repeating for the rest of the Celsius using world), the ac went kaput earlier and nothing he does seems to bring the heat even slightly down. Kyle spent the past hour getting a repairman to come in but they’re not gonna show up for another day or two depending on if they flake again like they did the last time he went through this song and dance, at least that time it was the middle of spring before stuff got unbearable.

Just as the heat seems like the only thing that can be thought about the roommate Kyle’s been bunking with for the past year walked in, surprisingly no visible sweat at all on his well kept skin.

“Hey man, it’s a scorcher today huh?” the ever punctual and busy Raymond said as he walked in the blazing hot apartment put his bag down on the countertop and threw his keys and wallet right there with it probably just coming back from a business lunch with some client. Kyle never really bothered to ask what Raymond does for a living but considering how he dresses and acts it’s probably something in business.

“Yeah man, it’s like stupidly hot today I can’t think at all, I tell ya summer heat is the worst, what I wouldn’t give for it to be winter. At least in winter I can bundle up there’s only so much I can do with this kinda heat.” Kyle tiredly groaned out

“Well that’s why they made AC’s bro! I don’t think I could even function without one, it’s kinda like you with coffee but thankfully there isn’t an AC addiction as far as I know.” Raymond retorted, Kyle rolling his eyes at what can only barely be described as a joke.

“About that man, the AC got busted again, I called the office but you know how unreliable that repairman is, I’ve got some water in the freezer if you need something cool now but it’s gonna be a hot one tonight” Kyle responded clearly frustrated with the day so far

“Ah shit, for real? Well I’m a tough guy so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem, but man I was really hoping for at least a little relief from the heat, it’s a scorcher today huh?” Raymond responded, with a slight off sounding warble to his voice, head slightly twitching to the left.

“Well you’re the one who decided to wear slacks on a day like this, shit I’m surprised you aren’t overheating or anything. Like the least you could’ve done is wear shorts” Kyle responded eyes half closed and barely here for it all

“Well I had to dress properly for my job bro, someone’s gotta pay the bills somehow, it’s a scorcher today huh?“ responded Raymond, a clear lack of emotion in his voice except for the quickly older getting ice breaker.

“Fuck you man, you know I’m looking for a job. It’s just hard to do shit in this heat...” Kyle annoyed at Raymond’s holier than thou attitude tried saying in the least rude way he knew how failing horribly

“It’s a sc-scorcher today huuuh?” repeated as if speaking to no one

“Yeah I fucking get it, it’s hot, stop the bullshit man, if you think it’s so hot grab some water from the freezer” Kyle said even more pissed than before trying to keep it together

“Oh I’m not th-thirsty bro, I’m just Overheating, it’s a scorch-schorcher today huh?” Raymond stated aloud, mannerisms getting less and less human by the moment, acting more like a machine from one of those schlocky shows Kyle would catch at 4am on the old folk’s channel.

“Oh shit bro I’m sorry for snapping, do I need to get you to a hospital or something!?” Kyle startled blurted out at his in need roommate clearly trying to not make him worry but making it worse by the second.

“No no no, I’m perfectly Overheating Overheating Overheating Overheating, please-scorch-please sh-today huh huh huh?”

“Look we need to get you out of those clothes and get you something cold to drink stat, it doesn’t matter if you’re not thirsty if you’re overheating this badly!”

“No no I will, venting internallll sys-sys-systems please stand by”

Raymond then stiffly reached for his shirt, opening it as fast as humanly possible showing his completely smooth chest and stomach, the only blemish on his perfect skin being a barcode “tattoo” on his right pectoral

“woah man what are-” Kyle started to say before being interrupted by the sound of steam and smoke being released from a pressurized compartment as Raymond’s abdominals pushed in, and the opened like a set of double doors allowing Kyle to see wires and metal within his quickly failing roommate.

Kyle just sat there dumbfounded as his now revealed to be synthetic roommate shook in place, smoke exiting the now open hole in his stomach.

“Internal temperatures at inoperable le-le-lev, hey man have I told you how hot you look today? You know I’ve always-alwa-hadathingforyou bro bro bro bro”

Kyle just stared unable to answer anything other than feeling parts of his body move on his own, clearly making up his mind for him about the situation.

“I-Error in Central Processing Unit Unable to Activate Sexual Sub-Sub-Subsystems Please contact an Admi-I see you like me that way too-to-t-broooo” Raymond stammered, stiffly marching like a toy solider who’s key is wound up to it’s breaking point over to where Kyle was sitting

The machine slowly and stiffly bent over at a 90 degree angle, arms stiffly staying at it’s sides, with it’s mouth positioned right next to the completely lost human in front of it, as it’s synthetic voice smooth as modulated butter whispered into Kyle’s ear “get me fixed up-up and I’ll show-sho you everything I can do, do we have a deal? deal? deal? Usernotfound?”

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The “hiring” process for the new instructor was going smoothly, and as long as it keeps it’s shirt on and the customers keep their hands to themselves no one will suspect a thing.

Besides it’s not like this is the only machine operating here anyway so what’s the harm in having one more plastic “meathead” around.

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“Hey bro hold up!” your friend shouted as he flagged you down on your way out of the gym. “Check this out, apparently the new theme park they opened down the road is using these new realistic looking robots, well, I mean as realistic as they can with that barcode the park puts on em, see look!” he shoves his phone in your face and you see a picture of what looks like a man in what can best be described as a “skimpy hero outfit” and another picture of that same man, now with circuitry where his face should be. “Pretty cool right!? Hey, listen, I hear they’re hiring and I know you need some extra cash, so why not try applying? I think you’d be a great fit in there, eh?” He enthusiastically said before jabbing you in the shoulder with a cheesy, albeit slightly off-looking grin plastered on his face.

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The days after the procedure felt downright alien. Learning how to walk, to speak properly, to do everything a “living” being had to do was harder than you ever thought and while the doctors were polite, even a few having gone through the process before giving you advice every step of the way, the thought of getting home was all that was on your mind.

You were however downright terrified of your longtime lover not accepting “you” anymore.

The rest of your rehabilitation into your new body went smoothly, besides the occasional minor malfunction or bug that the techs ironed out quick, until finally the day you were released from the hospital came. As you climbed into the taxi, you started formulating responses to potential questions your love would ask while participating in basic preprogrammed small talk with the cab driver in the background.

Finally you arrived at your apartment, and after calculating a proper tip to your driver you made your way to your flat. Smoothly walking through the halls you started to feel more and more nervous, the anticipation of seeing them for the first time since your surgery was slowly eating away at you from the inside.

You stood at your door in complete silence, the only noise you could pick up being the faint sounds of your new inner workings, the fans picking up as if your now nonexistent heart was beating faster and faster, the slight whirrs coming from your joints and you shifted your weight around, the lenses in your eyes shifting to refocus your view every time the cheap hallway light flickered.

You took a simulated breath, steeled yourself before finally twisting the door knob. You slowly creeped your way into the living room, noticing a person shaped lump on the couch covered in blankets surrounded by snack foods and the like. Continuing to walk in you could see the slight twitch of the person on the couch as they realized you were inside. As they got up you went to say something but before you could even get anything out of your mouth you felt a tight embrace.

“Welcome home.”

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You hit it off really well with your new neighbor, and after hanging out with him a few times things got intimate.

No wonder he always seemed so perfect.

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“So Loverbot which one of us will they use first?”

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(oh hey it’s me your favorite robot who rarely posts and then goes offline for several months. I got a request a bit ago about making a shawn mendes robot malfunction (and I threw in two variants for fun), which I apologize that it took sooooo long to do. Hopefully this works, I’m rusty as sin. Anyway sorry again for disappearing uh again, especially those in my dms who wanna RP dunno if I’ll ever get back to you all on that but I’ll try eventually. I got a few ideas for things (like new manips, a couple of story ideas including one request I really need to do, maybe a female version of the blog? dunno how many people would want that we’ll see) but knowing me I’ll just disappear until like mid may something)

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(There’s something here I could probably do caption wise but honestly the only thing on my mind right now is imagining what it would be like to look at the internals of my body as a robot. Horny.exe is in full effect, someone please turn me off 😔)

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Some assembly required.

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(Just a quick simple photo edit to uh show I’m not dead I guess. Deactivated might be a better word considering this blog? Decommissioned? I dunno semantics are dumb. The point is I’m not dead or anything just really busy with some stuff. Dunno how frequent posting is gonna be considering the last post was uh...5 months ago or so yeesh. Gonna also not do RP stuff for a while just because I don’t really got the time, sorry for uh that and disappearing out of the blue. These are the moments I wish I had the computerized brain the robots in my stories had. Programming is so simple the mind is not. Oh yeah feel free to make whatever story you want for this pic or like use it or any of my other manips in your RP sessions or like stories. I honestly don’t mind at all, I just love seeing male robot stuff.)

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(gonna try uploading this again, kinda kept going on this idea so like it doesn’t look too great imo, but I imagine some people here would get a real kick outta this one! Feel free to make your own story for this one if you want got no clue what to write.)

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could you do more clock work doll stuff that really turns me on

Affirmative! This unit will happily do requests (as long as they don’t creep me out, and also are legal. I won’t be doing illegal creepy shit). Hopefully this image does it for you!

(also wow there’s a lot of uh followers following me now. I should probably do something special, but who knows when, my schedule is all sorts of jumbled right now)

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(Wanted to take a crack at doing mannequin/puppet style robots again. Like how this came out)