Since you're drunk, do you have any headcanons for the SH characters when they're drunk?
oh boy do i ok here we go
so imagine the whole gang goes to magnus’ for drinks because yay jace is back and everything is ok (for now) and they all slowly get drunk, at different speeds
alec first of all is such a lightweight, he’s gone after one bottle of cider, and I imagine he becomes really clingy, but he’s also really quiet?? like when he’s drunk he doesn’t talk that much, and all he wants to be doing is hugging or touching magnus in some way, and at some point in the night he finds his way onto magnus’ lap and just sits, curled up around magnus with his head in the crook of Magnus’ neck, and he’s so content he could stay there for hours
isabelle and clary would both get really loud i feel??? like not in an annoying way but just really giggly and they’d find anything funny and they’d slowly start shouting whatever they say, every drink makes them become louder and louder, and it becomes impossible to insult either of them because they just laugh and everyone else finds it adorable
and SIMON AND JACE holy shit they’d become those drunks who just dont take shit from anyone??? they both become so quick witted and sarcasm is the only thing that comes out of their mouths, and theyd just start sassing at each other and everyone just ignores them to bicker by themselves in the corner of the sofa, like honestly theyre so close to each other jace is basically on simon’s lap as they sass at each other
and luke omg i imagine it takes a lot to get him drunk, but when he is he’s just completly out of it, he has no idea what’s going on, and there’s so many videos of him on everyone’s phones with him just sat, staring of into space, trying to focus on what’s happening , just slowly swaying because his sense of balance has just gone
and magnus just constantly denies the fact that he’s drunk, whilst probably being the drunkest of them all, you know that one friend who’s always like “im getting another drink im not drunk enough” while the rest of the friends plead them to not have another drink??? that’s magnus, he also tries to do lots of complicated magic whilst drunk and everyone else honestly fears for their lives
