Stand back, you fools!

| Maleficen Dracul | 18 | Vocalist | Leto Gang | Just stay out of my way and you'll be fine. That's probably not true, but let's pretend it is

[hiccup-h-plays-violin-blog]

Toothless, get back here.

[hiccup-h-plays-violin-blog]

Right, will do- wait, is Raven a raven raven or not a raven raven?

[maleficentdracul]

Diablo is a raven. He doesn't like cats.

[samuel-embleton]

I play the piccolo. How long have you been here?

[maleficentdracul]

I don't see why that's any of your business at all

[hiccup-h-plays-violin-blog]

Toothless, get back here.

Thank you for nothing, you useless cat.

[maleficentdracul]

You keep that damn thing away from my Raven... What is it with everyone here and wanting damn cats? 

[young-annette]

Because…maybe you need a new hobby.

[maleficentdracul]

Maybe you need a life 

[samuel-embleton]

Cool. Well yeah, that’s how there things usually work.

[maleficentdracul]

Fine, what is it you do?

[young-annette]

You really should.

[maleficentdracul]

Why should I?

[young-annette]

Well then….that’s just plain rude.

[maleficentdracul]

Like I care 

[young-annette]

There has to be a better reason..how'ho

[maleficentdracul]

How's this, I'm pure evil and have no soul, incapable of regret and therefore don't give a shit about hurting people

[young-annette]

Because I want to know. You’re a cruel woman and I want to know why you do it.

[maleficentdracul]

Because I like to.

[young-annette]

Why do you like to torture everyone?

[maleficentdracul]

Now, why would you want to bother your pretty little head with that?

[young-annette]

Fine, fine. I’ll keep Figaro away from Diablo.

[maleficentdracul]

Good girl.

[young-annette]

Don’t you dare! That’s animal abuse and it’s wrong. I could get you reported.

[maleficentdracul]

Keep it away from my raven or it's going to happen. Diablo hates cats. Though he'll probably attack the thing himself... He likes to peck at eyes.

[young-annette]

No, you don’t care. I’m sure others will like him.

[maleficentdracul]

Yeah, you believe that... Keep it away from my raven, or I'll have to kick it.

[young-annette]

Look I found a kitty.

[maleficentdracul]

Good for you. No one cares. 

[space-is-here-brian]

Ok, just Maleficent. I’ll remember that.

[maleficentdracul]

You better do. I won't be held accountable for anything that happens should you not call me by my name 

[samuel-embleton]

Ok-ay. Will do Maleficent… Anyways what do you do here?

[maleficentdracul]

I'm assuming you mean talent wise. I'm a singer. Now am I supposed to pretend to care about what you do? 

[samuel-embleton]

I’m a fun person. Most people like fun. Peach doesn’t suit you? How about sweetheart? Love? Darling? Sweets?

I’m just kidding. No need to get mad, I actually don’t know why people call others other things then their names.

[maleficentdracul]

Yeah, you seem so fun. How about you call me Maleficent, or I rip your throat out. The choice is yours.

You better be joking, because I'm not joking about ripping your throat out.