This Blog Is Not Funny

[iguanamouth]

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

[hungwy]

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

[epicallyepicepicosity-deactivat]

If it fits it sits

[carlaconnors]

[paprika]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[blueraspberries]

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

[loloftheday]

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[gorgonology]

“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”

I want this tattooed on my face

[thememacat]

Hitting that reblog button hard and fast

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[enbyofdionysos]

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

beauty vlogger: “so this is more of a night out party look..”

me: *wears look to an 8am final exam*

[thegreendiamond]

[lake-erie]

watch the so-called ‘tolerant left’ ignore this

[beshnav]

@hussainthemvp 💯 facts

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[deejay]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[tumblrrr]

“Take the hat off, fam…”

[atern-deactivated20180505]

[louisetakesphotos]