MAlex

27

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[cisnowflake]

Star player!

[malexc2]

me: hey you should listen to twenty one pilots

friend: what genre are they?

me: shit okay *spins a wheel*

me: rap

me: depression

me: ukulele

me: screamo

[malexc2]

parents: come here

me: okay

me thinking: oh my god they know everything i knew this would happen i should have deleted everything i knew it fuck im done for

parents: how do you send this email

[malexc2]

Me as a freshmen, sophomore, and junior: who even cares about seniors. they aint shit

Me now as a senior: YASSS. WE IN CHARGE. LICK THE GROUND I WALK ON. HOW MY ASS TASTE

[puckish-agent-of-change]

shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at

[rachellephant]

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

[baital]

I’m a bi adult and you know what? I needed this. Thank you.

[alder-greatly-approves]

it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life. 

[ruinedchildhood]

Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.

[runawayalters]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[plutopiter]

If this post gets 3,100 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy (with the black morph suit and jack-o-lantern mask) for Halloween. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 10,000 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy for Halloween, including the 30th (which is a Friday) and sit through all of my University classes in costume. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 31,000, I will pass out candy to people. I will also bring a boombox with the Ghostbusters theme and the Spooky Skeletons Remix. Video will be taken.

If this post gets 103,115 notes, I will try my damnedest to get a crew of no less than 5 people in Dancing Pumpkin Guy/Skeleton costumes and we will go door-to-door on Halloween night and pass out candy to people and dance for them. I will make sure video is taken.

[unused-blog-that-is-dead]

Why aren’t we funding this

[plutopiter]

I already have three friends who say they are down for tier 4.

And this still has fewer than 500 notes.

Sad.

[malexc2]

[malexc2]

I have 183 followers?? O.o

[cocoscabin]

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

[imaginetheavengers]

BRING IT ON

Watch me get absolutely nothing in my ask box

[softmags]

HELLO SEND ME THESE NOW PLS AS ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY AND IM BORED

[boredpanda]

Fonts That Designers Love To Hate

[waitdidyousayyoutubers-deactiva]

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 50 SHADES OF GRAY OR AMERICAN SNIPER AND HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DOING SO, REBLOG THIS

I’m following all of you

[waitdidyousayyoutubers-deactiva]

This post is getting so popular so quickly that I’m having trouble following everyone.

Good.

[nahhfr]

Adulting

Me: *gets paid on Friday* *broke by Tuesday* *survives off of $8 for two weeks*

[baby-got-backbones-blog-deactiv]

That’s not being an adult. That’s being an irresponsible child. Like… That’s literally the opposite of being an adult.

[nahhfr]

who the hell asked you?

this aint no group discussion sweetheart. this is a college sophomore (60K /year tuition) working two jobs (that pay over minimum wage), whilst supporting his damn self (and family back home), talking about his situation on HIS post!

and ill be damned if some dusty, bottled neck, “what would a kinkajou do” looking white, tell me that Im not an adult because of the system, that wasn’t built to benefit me nor my family, forced me into countless unfavorable financial positions. 

Child my bills are paid, my mothers bills are paid, I got clothes on my back and food in my stomach (all of which i paid for).

so take that classist bullshit else where and think twice before condescendingly delving into other peoples business.

[malexc2]

Wow... they had no idea about your situation. Calm the fuck down. 

[phantomdoodler]

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM OHIO

they are corn

[cornfucker]

who from ohio wants to fucking party

[malexc2]

oh my god

[papertownsmovie]

Massachusetts, if you want the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour to stop by the Bay State, make it happen! Favorite and reblog to vote now! One note = one vote!

[solosalendo]

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it