Sorting Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Iāve been watching a lot of Brooklyn Nine-NineĀ lately.Ā The episodes are like Pringles potato chips: you canāt ever have just one, and as soon as you finish one, you immediately want another.Ā Now that I am well into Season 3, I have spent a lot of time sorting the main characters into their Hogwarts houses, as one does.Ā So here it goes:
Jake Peralta:Ā Like the titular character of Harry Potter, Iām pretty sure that the Hat was going to sort him into Slytherin but he asked to be put in Gryffindor.Ā Why?Ā Jake values and possesses all four Slytherin traits: power, cunning, ambition, and determination.Ā But, throughout the series, because he wants to be seen as brave, he actually is.Ā Ā
Amy Santiago: Please.Ā Ravenclaw.Ā Next?
Terry Jeffords: Sarge is in Gryffindor.Ā He is big, tough, brave, and loud.Ā An argument could be made for Hufflepuff due to his love of love, family, and food, but at the end of the day, I would peg him as a lion.Ā Ā
Captain Raymond Holt: another Ravenclaw.Ā He loves facts, details, and knowledge.Ā Ravenclaw also explains Amyās professional crush on him.Ā Even though he is ambitious and powerful, he is way too by-the-book to be a Slytherin.
Gina Linetti: a slam-dunk Slytherin.Ā She is definitely the most cunning on the show and would sell her best friend for parts if it meant her own self-promotion.Ā Donāt get me wrong: as a Slytherin myself, I love her, but she is solidly in the green.
Charles Boyle: Remember that part in Sorcererās Stone when the Sorting Hat barely touches Dracoās head and calls out Slytherin?Ā Well, think of that, but for Hufflepuff.Ā Charles is loyal to a fault, hard working, and LOVES food.Ā Ā
Rosa Diaz: Gryffindor.Ā Fearless? Brash? Poor impulse control?Ā She aināt in Slytherin...Ā
And thatās what I got so far.














