Magikarp

I know two moves. Splash, and Poetry

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

Not even good enough to fucking vacuum properly I guess

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

People wasting time on negativity is literally bad for your health.

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

Very tired. Very sleepy.

[stay-yourself-0]

[scootco19]

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

[taki-sensei]

MIZORE YOROIZUKA DOIN THIS SHIT

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

what

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

World: stop being so hard on yourself Me: can I get a break? World: bitch I said YOU stop being hard on yourself

[apparentlycarrot-deactivated201]

You know, for all the scientific studies on how music decreases stress and anxiety, you think that music students would be the most relaxed group of people, but.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

music students: we stress so you don’t have to

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

So I just wanna lay in bed and cry all day.

[musicmajor]

[saramcclarinet]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA O MY GOD I SCREAMED 😂😂😂 I’m dyin’ @acoustic-accompaniment @the-cardinal-and-basel @you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

[movemequotes]

Don’t wait for happiness to happen accidentally - be happy on purpose!!

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

I love how every musician knows exactly what this is and what it means

[danisontnonfire]

I hate this

[colorfulstormuniverse-blog]

I haven’t properly played my flute in two years and I still understand this

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

I love how this is still circulating, and that it’s not just musicians that reblog this. 90% of children had to endure this torture

[soprano-mess]

I just sung it in my head and now I’m consumed with rage

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

Somebody tell me what the salary is for somebody who professionally ruins shit

Immmmmmmmmmmmm Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

[malfunctioningmagikarp]

What confuses the rest of the band/orchestra about the instruments

Piccolo: How do they manage to hit those high notes without killing their ears?

Flute: Why do they hold their instruments sideways?

Clarinet: Why are they always complaining about reeds?

Saxophone: Why do they keep playing jazz solos at random times?

Oboe: Why are you carrying a knife?

Bassoon: What are you???

Trumpet: How are they so confident in themselves if they don't know any of the notes?

Horn: Why are they always so put together all the time?

Trombone: Why do they keep acting like 6 year olds?

Euphonium: Why are you so offended by being compared to tubas?

Tuba: How do you not get bored by having to play quarter notes all the time?

Violin: Why do you care so much who's violin 1 and who's violin 2?

Viola: Why do you stare at the violins dreamily during rehearsal?

Cello: Why are you always out of tune?

Bass: Why are your parts so boring?

Percussion: How do you manage to play so many different instruments?

Piano: How do you manage to play different things with both your hands?

Accordion: why

[earthlynation-blog]

Dolphin. Photo Source

[crescentmoon066]

[432oneness]

You are more than you think you are. Don’t listen to people who want to keep you small. That serves them. You can do whatever you set you mind to when you focus on it enough.

[xxxreesareesareesaxxx-deactivat]