mal-ice

dgau oc/rp sometimes nsfw

[vali-entwine]

a mumbling mess walked into the room , swearing under his breath " HAVE YOU SEEN MY CIGARS DEAR? "

Crossing her legs with the slightest sigh, Vali pointed towards the table. “My love, they’re always on the table… Of course you could snap one into your hands as you wish but I do believe you like hearing my voice?”. She chuckled, tapping the side of the lounging chair.

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Straightening his hat with a scowl , mal brushed himself off. Losing his temper seemed easier than simply looking around with those jet black eyes of his. He adjusted his throat " ERHM , well I would but I AM wearing alot of cologne. Wouldn't want the place to explode"

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Apologies for my long long absence! I forgot my email password and I'm so so sorry ♡♡♡♡

[princecanary]

[igxitixn]

@vali-entwine @maliciiousintent

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Been outta'loop for a bit. Cosmic vodka will do that. ..also vinic

[vali-entwine]

Twin2^^

babydoll^

(( @ign-ite

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Jesus...

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who’s never gonna give you up

[mitski-miyawakis]

date a girl who’s never gonna let you down

[queeranne]

date a girl who’s never gonna run around and desert you

[plantski]

date a girl who’s never gonna make you cry

[shrewsbooty]

date a girl who’s never gonna say goodbye

[thisbitchishigh-blog]

date a girl who’s never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ yeah , I’ve been fine. So how’s ign doing with her pregnancy? ”

[pin-codex]

“Pretty well, I’d say. There’s a witch doctor in town we might visit tomorrow.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ a witch doctor? You’d trust a witch? Make sure she doesn’t hex yer unborn child ha haha”

[pin-codex]

“Joke about that again and you won’t have a tongue.” He said with a straight face and a glare in his eyes. “And yes, I trust her. But if she tries anything, well…. there are already two very angry demon soon-to-be-parents in her presence. I wouldn’t worry if I were you.” He smiled

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Putting his hands up in defense “ geez cool yer jets! Soooo.. you excited to be a father? ” he said , trying to clear up the negative energy

[pin-codex]

“Oh- very! I can’t wait, honestly…”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ eh, don’t tell anyone buuut I might be one soon”

[pin-codex]

“Oh my gosh, really?! That’s amazing, Mal!” He playfully punched Mal lightly on the shoulder

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Running his shoulder “ …twins..” he said in a low grumble. “ we’re having twins…”

[pin-codex]

“Hehehehehehe…” Pin couldn’t help but giggle. “Good luck, man~ Hope you have a plan because your schedule is going to be packed. But hey, I’d be happy to help.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Mal dropped to his knees and curled up " TWIIIIINNSSS" he cried

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ yeah , I’ve been fine. So how’s ign doing with her pregnancy? ”

[pin-codex]

“Pretty well, I’d say. There’s a witch doctor in town we might visit tomorrow.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ a witch doctor? You’d trust a witch? Make sure she doesn’t hex yer unborn child ha haha”

[pin-codex]

“Joke about that again and you won’t have a tongue.” He said with a straight face and a glare in his eyes. “And yes, I trust her. But if she tries anything, well…. there are already two very angry demon soon-to-be-parents in her presence. I wouldn’t worry if I were you.” He smiled

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Putting his hands up in defense “ geez cool yer jets! Soooo.. you excited to be a father? ” he said , trying to clear up the negative energy

[pin-codex]

“Oh- very! I can’t wait, honestly…”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ eh, don’t tell anyone buuut I might be one soon”

[pin-codex]

“Oh my gosh, really?! That’s amazing, Mal!” He playfully punched Mal lightly on the shoulder

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Running his shoulder " ...twins.." he said in a low grumble. " we're having twins..."

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ yeah , I’ve been fine. So how’s ign doing with her pregnancy? ”

[pin-codex]

“Pretty well, I’d say. There’s a witch doctor in town we might visit tomorrow.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ a witch doctor? You’d trust a witch? Make sure she doesn’t hex yer unborn child ha haha”

[pin-codex]

“Joke about that again and you won’t have a tongue.” He said with a straight face and a glare in his eyes. “And yes, I trust her. But if she tries anything, well…. there are already two very angry demon soon-to-be-parents in her presence. I wouldn’t worry if I were you.” He smiled

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Putting his hands up in defense “ geez cool yer jets! Soooo.. you excited to be a father? ” he said , trying to clear up the negative energy

[pin-codex]

“Oh- very! I can’t wait, honestly…”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

" eh, don't tell anyone buuut I might be one soon"

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ yeah , I’ve been fine. So how’s ign doing with her pregnancy? ”

[pin-codex]

“Pretty well, I’d say. There’s a witch doctor in town we might visit tomorrow.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ a witch doctor? You’d trust a witch? Make sure she doesn’t hex yer unborn child ha haha”

[pin-codex]

“Joke about that again and you won’t have a tongue.” He said with a straight face and a glare in his eyes. “And yes, I trust her. But if she tries anything, well…. there are already two very angry demon soon-to-be-parents in her presence. I wouldn’t worry if I were you.” He smiled

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Putting his hands up in defense " geez cool yer jets! Soooo.. you excited to be a father? " he said , trying to clear up the negative energy

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

“ yeah , I’ve been fine. So how’s ign doing with her pregnancy? ”

[pin-codex]

“Pretty well, I’d say. There’s a witch doctor in town we might visit tomorrow.”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

" a witch doctor? You'd trust a witch? Make sure she doesn't hex yer unborn child ha haha"

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly “ more or less heh, we’ve. ..been busy”

[pin-codex]

“I do not want the details.” He coughed. “So you’ve been good?”

[maliciiousintent-blog]

" yeah , I've been fine. So how's ign doing with her pregnancy? "

[conifae]

[likeag69]

just driving with my kids

[maliciiousintent-blog]

@vali-entwine

[pin-codex]

Damn... I need to get out more. How ya been? How's th' wife?

I’m doing okay, considering and she’s.. Doing better. Where haveyou been? Done any adventuring or flirting with my grandmother in law?

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Chuckling darkly " more or less heh, we've. ..been busy"

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Mal... how do you feel about our future together?.

Vals, I know you haven’t been feelin too hot but ya need to know how important you are to me.

Babe… I love you and i don’t care who disagrees or agrees cause all that matters is us.

Fuck whohoever clown’d you in the past , obviously they missed out on a beautiful independent gal!

I love ya vals, and I wouldn’t mind spendin the rest of my immortal days with ya

[vali-entwine]

Mal my sweet Struffoli… your word sooth my worries. I’m very much sorry for my unnecessary concerns.  It’s just that i’ve had so much on my mind and  hopefully I wont have any new suprises… I.. I love you to. 

[maliciiousintent-blog]

"No need to apologize doll! I love ya and nothin is gon' change that "

[maliciiousintent-blog]

Mal... how do you feel about our future together?.

Vals, I know you haven't been feelin too hot but ya need to know how important you are to me.Babe... I love you and i don't care who disagrees or agrees cause all that matters is us.Fuck whohoever clown'd you in the past , obviously they missed out on a beautiful independent gal!I love ya vals, and I wouldn't mind spendin the rest of my immortal days with ya