cabulous rhymes with "fabulous"

Annnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back.

[run-away-turn-away]

the original heated rivalry

[twirlingfreckles]

Like I know I’d feels awkward to write but when I’m reading a fic I don’t notice if an author is using the characters names too many times too close together. That’s their name! on the other hand if I ever have to read “the blond” I’m closing the tab. The only time it’s ever acceptable to use epithets like that is when the characters don’t know each others names yet

[cabell]

FROM YOUR LIPS TO GOD’S EARS

[yawpyawp]

THIS COMMISSION (for my lovely friend @slightly-fixated) IS A COMBO OF MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS: STEVE BEING A HUGE PERV, AND THE OFFICE!!!!! (the ~hentai)

COMMISSIONS | PATREON

[allez-argeiphontes-deactivated2]

Firstly: asfdsgfhgjhgjkhkl;’l\

Secondly: we all know that anyone with a passing talent for drawing figures has drawn porn at some point *blushes furiously*.

I mean Steve probably drew porn when he was skinny and didn’t think anyone would want him. But now he has his Greek god body and the internet to inspire him - it’s getting out of control…

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[yawpyawp]

THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

[lesbianlandry]

really? 😃 really??? 😁

[cabell]

Look I’m sorry but I am at heart kind of a basic bitch

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[mousegirlheart]

bonjour

[tentimessweeter]

[superchat]

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

[cabell]

Brb, just gonna make a slide for human sexuality with this on it

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[cabell]

I eat semicolons FOR BREAKFAST

I need them to spice up the em-dashes

[cabell]

Hey, what if I got back into tumblr

I mean the first two times it was because I was miserably pregnant and then miserably pregnant with bonus PTSD so y’know, seems like probably the whole situation is bad enough at least 🤦🏻‍♀️

[cabell]

ETA: Not that anything in particular is wrong with ME rn, actually I’m still doing pretty good since ya girl finally got an adult ADHD diagnosis & appropriate meds

Just, y’know, (gestures wildly)

JUST EVERYTHING ELSE HOLY FUCK

[cabell]

Hey, what if I got back into tumblr

I mean the first two times it was because I was miserably pregnant and then miserably pregnant with bonus PTSD so y’know, seems like probably the whole situation is bad enough at least 🤦🏻‍♀️

[almaasi]

please list the full receipts on Julian Bashir's foot fetish if you have time

2x13 “Armageddon Game”

O'BRIEN: So who was she?

BASHIR: Who?

O'BRIEN: (imitating Bashir) “Not quite. Close.”

BASHIR: Palis. Palis Delon. She was a dancer, a ballerina. She had the most exquisite feet. I'm serious. It's very important for a dancer to have good arches. She was gorgeous, not to mention brilliant. I used to watch her on stage. I couldn't believe how anyone could be so graceful.

that’s literally it, I’m not kidding

the fandom took it and ran with it, barefoot

[5ftboy]

“Which shot in the movie ended up being the toughest to pull off, and why?”

[cistematicchaos]

Actually lol I think disabled people who’ve been abused/neglected by doctors/nurses should be allowed to be as pissed as they want about it and people who berate them for not understanding how hard being a doctor/nurse is or some such should literally shut the hell up. There is nothing immoral about being angry, especially about shit like this and if you think disabled people don’t understand how hard capitalist systems can wear you down, well, you’re not just mistaken but ignorant as fuck. 

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Although he insisted he couldn't draw, Vincent Price did this self portrait, and I must admit, it's wonderful. He's so talented. So. Talented.

[whatsupbeanie]

I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

[thecottageinthedark]

#it IS of historical value#children's experiences are underrepresented in historical sources#it doesn't need well written or profound to be of historical value#comic#funny#art

[charlesoberonn]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

there is a fucking statue of a kid who lived sometime in the 1200s, around 800 fucking years ago, because we have pieces of his homework that he doodled on while learning how to write. this is one of his drawings:

when I was googling him (because I couldn't remember his name), I stumbled across this twitter thread about him, which includes a different doodle by an italian boy in the 1400s of knights besieging a castle:

It's at the back of one of his schoolbooks for learning Latin.

ALL WE KNOW OF THESE KIDS IS STUFF THEY DREW WHILE THEY WERE BORED AND IT'S STILL HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT.

[crimmson-sight]

3.04 // 3.07 something something parallels etc

[blue--folder]

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

[lmpressionismus]