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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Mike Driver
#extradirty
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Stranger Things
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oozey mess
shark vs the universe
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Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
One of these days for sure
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
She Sisyphus on my boulder till i
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...
I have a new video out you should watch it it's pretty good I think
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
Gawrsh… yare yare daze
アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク アヒャク
so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.
behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.
i like when mary and armando act silly too
(@/knxcxm on tt)
I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse
Sneebert Deebert
love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
Id like to welcome you all to tuesday
imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home
has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god
that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan
i love drawing him with babies..
